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This happened on April 1st. I thought it was staged and a joke at first until I saw more pictures. Fucking trash pandas rappel down cat6 cables and steal print jobs from the accounting department. Actually turned out it was a pregnant female.

Just got back from working in a hellhole with the stupidest internet filtering I've ever seen. Here's a brief summary: Blocked Firesofheaven words with friends star wars comamander (that's a disney company) A local auction house Line Showtimes at my local movie theater Allowed gunbroker...

I have some for 2 reasons. First because someone's gotta pay for the shit and if you dont buy the things you think are good, then how will they know to keep making it? Second and more important for shtf scenarios. My porn collection will be worth more than gold when the internet is dead.

Glen is probably being underutilized. Wasn't he a kid in the hall? I wonder if the corkscrew uterus was ad libbed.

Used to love the articles and jokes in playboy. After I was spent from jacking off I'd read those until i was ready to go again.

I'd be more worried about kids being infected with the SJW virus than seeing some porn.

I keep cash on hand but only use it for tipping, hookers, and guns. Last week I left my wallet at home when I went to the grocery store so I had to use some of my hooker money to grocerate. It was terrible.

Apologize to him and promise to use American Inventor or Wakandan in the future.

Had a safety meeting today where they taught us about ergonomics. At one point the guy was telling us everything about the way I sit is wrong. I was like, motherfucker, I'm basically a professional sitter. You're a teacher who wears safety glasses. Stay in your fucking lane.

Your stories are boring.

Have video running the first time you ask for those passwords please. I bet you'll find out you raised some tiny lawyers.

Ok then it will be cheap? Just name a price.

But it's important because you wanted a price and I heard fucker charges by the inch.

Got about a half dozen star wars books signed by timothy zahn a couple weeks ago. It was pretty cool, and he's a nice guy. I asked him how many I could get signed, he looked at the bag I was carrying and said, pull them all out. I couldn't find them all, but at least I got the new thrawn book...

That thing has male pattern baldness. So when you say 'clit', do you mean tip of the dick?

I'll give this a shot. If it's not the same ham handed SJWism that supergirl is, I'll watch it. If I'm in the right mood, the SJW shit in supergirl is humourous. I am in the right mood today so I just watched most of season 4 while I worked from home. I mean, LOL at the tranny superhero...

I have heard that too, but I never bothered to confirm it. Supposedly some laws were so poorly written than if an adult woman had sex with an underaged boy, the boy was the only one who could be charged with statutory rape. Just think how that would change the teachers fucking students epidemic.

I went to a panel with energy vampires at a convention. They said they wore the fangs to get the reaction. It was so fucking funny, I had to leave after 5 minutes to not be rude. I did not get to ask if they were energy vampires before this show or because of it. This show was the first...

People mentioned in the comments that it's noodling. Interesting thought. If a game warden had been there I doubt like hell he would have called it that, but I wonder where the line is.

It's in the grownup section. The actual question was about what I expected. I didn't expect to see so many people so disappointed that it wasn't about deathwalker sam type pedophilia shit.

As juniors and seniors in high school, my circle of friends were aware that freshman girls could land us in jail. I mean, theoretically. Not that any of us had touched a boob or anything.

Typing on my phone and it auto completes a word before I finish it. But the auto completed word isn't a word. So when I go to correct it I have to first tell the phone not to add it to the dictionary. Seriously as if auto complete isn't bad enough, why the fuck is it doing words it doesn't even...

A couple years ago I lost a good friend of mine. I heard he was in the hospital from another friend of mine. I mentioned that I was going to call him right now. The friend told me I didn't need to because he had talked to him a few minutes ago and apparently he was getting out tonight. I...

Is that soldiers or locals?

I watched it without sound, but I thought that was funny. One question though, was the doll supposed to be an infant, or was it supposed to be a doll? Like, it had been picked up, were they going to CGI in a more realistic looking baby?

Did it? I thought that only happened the second time with the damaged orville.

Yeah. But not as awesome as garrett letting all her birds go and then fucking dina to console her. It really is a good show. I can't decide if it's good despite the 2 main characters being unlikable, or of that's part of it's formula. Jonah caused me physical pain at the quincenera.

Add in fatasses who are trying out bike riding to lose weight. We don't like spandex. Oh and mormons on missions. Don't you get those in your area? Nevermind, don't admit it if you don't. One of them will read this and dispatch missionaries to your area. If you don't count yard crews, I...

+1 Decline, and in the message tell her to let you know what they decide.

Are you taking about people on the internet or people irl?

If you shoot traditional, the draw length is a mere suggestion. The real draw length is however far you draw it back (or whenever you run out of arrow). The draw weight is however much you can pull.

Hot Sounds like the texts are awkward though. Post them so we can read the context.

No, specific insults always cut deeper. The problem with creepy is that it's a label that can't be shaken and could have long term ramifications on the development of his child if it sticks. If you try to be less creepy, it will look more creepy. If you argue against it, it looks more creepy...

Bitches got me figured out. I guess they understand joysticks.

You gotta think of your life like a jar of rocks. The most important things are the biggest rocks. You have to put the big rocks in first and there will be room for the smaller rocks to fill up the gaps. But if you put the smaller ones in first, they'll fill up the jar and leave no room for...

This. This shit rustles me. The forum is littered with herpes like this shit. The nonstop dogpiling and repeating of things autists say for cheap laughs.

Were you doing the supposed white power symbol on purpose there? How big was that bass? Must have been a hell of a lot of fun on a fly rod. Were they all caught on the fly rod?

Yeah you didn't say that part with the first post, and that's why I thought that. I projected myself into that same situation, and myself had no such understanding with my daughter. The 'feeling like garbage' was a response to that first post on the subject only. Capiche? It brought back...

So uhhhh, the union can time travel now, huh? I don't recall anything happening to destroy the crystal or the research. Looks like it's pretty damned easy too, it's the mind wipe that was difficult. Not only that, but the people in the real timeline have no way of knowing how dangerous it is...

Dunno if this has been talked about, but the best part of the movie was rocket bagging on marvel's hair. We needed more of that. Maybe there will be some outtakes.