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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was wondering the same thing. I'd probably feel like garbage if I was reading my daughter's messages and she was talking about how great I am. I guess I'm with you on this. But my girl is in her 20's now so it's no longer relevant. I relied on her thinking I was a wizzard and knew all...
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's why if you read the links I posted, you might have noticed that like 95+% of accidents were attributed to speeding. Can't wait till we go to 100% driverless cars and accidents are being caused by nothing.
  3. Hoss

    Women’s Scent

    That's a common phenomenon. Girls living together tend to synch up their cycles. Especially younger girls who's cycles are all crazy and fucked up anyway. It probably happened a lot more often, but after that one time some of the girls started taking action to combat the smell.
  4. Hoss

    The Orville

    IT WAS GLORIOUS! I'm going to learn that dance and do it at a club my wife wants me to take her to.
  5. Hoss

    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Also, and more important, when I want some quick spank bank material, it's good to have actual threads dedicated to it with material to look at. They block porn sites out here. So all I have is the PGT and whatever I have saved on my phone.
  6. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I see a picture of a woman's leg and a woman's armpit above. Edit: I make allowances for the military and people who work in jobs where beards can actually cause death or serious injury.
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    : picard : No, men aren't supposed to shave. Razors are for women's legs and armpits.
  8. Hoss

    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    There's some gay shit happening in here right now. You're both fags.
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    As long as it's not zero tolerance, there's nothing to be upset about. @Dashel So I got held over on this job for another day. This is like 3 or 4 days in a row where I was on a flight home and got pulled. 2 days ago they told me at about 8 or 9 in the evening. Today they told me when the...
  10. Hoss

    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    not sure if doesn't know how forum works, or really wants a prolapsed butthole bomb in FSR.
  11. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I've never even seen a tube of shaving cream. Maybe I not so old after all. Unless that's something new then I am an old fart. I nbet the real story there was that he mixed up his preparation h with his toothpaste. I just wanna know which version of that screw-up he committed.
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah bro I was going to say that the long hours is one way they keep you enslaved. He knew he didn't have to pay you more or treat you better because you didn't have time to look for another job. I wouldn't have told you to quit on the spot but you were obviously being run ragged. I would...
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I meant motor vehicle accidents only. I found data for "Motor vehicle accident deaths" (which were the numbers I used) going all the way back to like 1974 or maybe earlier. I just think it's more relevant how many accidents there were total, even if they didn't include deaths. No one seems to...
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The insults are fun. Besides, they only came about because you accused me of not being able to put down my phone when I'm pretty sure I said early on that I don't use it while driving. What I'm passionate about is not letting emotions write laws. We don't need another ineffective impossible...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=vehicle+death+rates+in+the+us The wiki article has a nice chart that's reportedly from NHTSA data. If you notice, the data tarrant provided was bullshit because it was raw numbers and not per capita. With more people on the road every day, a raw number means jack shit...
  16. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Has anyone ever thought about what they'd do if they saw someone in their family posted up as a random hot girl? The answer is clearly different depending on who it is and the nature of the pic. A while back I saw one who at first glance I thought was my niece. She was fully clothed so I took...
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah it was much better back in 2000 (just taking a guess on when cell phone use while driving became a big thing) when there were 15 deaths per 100,000 drivers than now with 11 because now we have a boogeyman to blame it on! Rabble rabble rabble rabble #commonsense #youdoyou #itonlytakesonce...
  18. Hoss

    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    I want to help you. But first you're going to have to tell me which part of "change the name of the screenshots thread" is giving you trouble. Narrow it down to a specific word and I'll get you a definition.
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So sugar, piss, and what else?
  20. Hoss

    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Maybe if you paid attention you'd see that's what I said. There was nothing about sanitizing the thread itself, I said to rename it funny strange porn and get people to post the true FSR stuff in general. I already rate most of those posts as haram. No idea if the posters even notice it.
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Maybe fsr should be moved to general so people can get over it being in screenshots. Change the name of the screenshots thread to "funny strange porn" That's what I like about the political memes thread. I can see some funnies with no risk at work. But those are limited to political cartoons...
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    Put titties in pretty girl thread not fsrp

    Sure would be nice. But instead now we will get a porn bomb in fsr.
  23. Hoss

    Women’s Scent

    I think diet is what trips most girls up. You don't need a doctorate in human sexuality to recognize when it's sweat stank. But the nastiest pussy I've eaten seems to come from girls who eat pizza and other junk food all the time. I think genetics plays a roll too. I noticed that girls off...
  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah reading comprehension is hard for 20 something suburban girls. I bet your favorite songs to sing along to have cuss words like "hell" in them. Foler cut you to the bone with his "it's OK when I do it" argument and I don't think you even realize it. Cause the you that you do is not self...
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I would rant about emotional arguments, but this is the rustle thread. It's the proper place for that kinda stuff. You do you ... 20 year old suburban girl.
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I guess we're going to have to pick nits now. That's not hands free, that's voice activation. You can do that and still put the phone to you're damned ear.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    And you avoid that with hands free how? Because with hands free all you do it think the number and it dials? It's not having a phone in your hand that's the problem. If it is, you have other serious issues and unless you're a teen shouldn't be allowed to drive at all. Nearly everyone...
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Because it's the lack of a hand that makes you a dangerous driver even though nearly everyone drives one handed anyway, and not being distracted by the person on the other end? Nah, it's because they can't enforce it in a hands free situation. There's no logical reason for it at all.
  29. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mine normally only wears lipstick. On our wedding day she decided to go with a full fresh coat. Done by her. Don't know why, she told everyone she didn't want makeup and changed her mind at the last minute in the bridal room. If she ever finds this forum she will kill me for saying this, but...
  30. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Yes. What's going to cause the fall of mankind?
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Maybe the hacker also had access to your email? You should followup with them on that. Find out what all he had to know to do what he did. And let us know if they give you that info, because all companies I've dealt with would not help me out at all. (that's my rustle today, why won't you...
  32. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    So there's no need to address whatever is causing the pothole? Just keep patching.
  33. Hoss

    Home Improvement

    Do any of you do asphalt work? There's a pothole in my driveway that just keeps getting bigger and not only do I not know how to fix it, I don't even know who to call.
  34. Hoss

    Hellboy (2019)

    Are those perlman tweets for real? There's gotta be more to that.
  35. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I remember the phantom menace fondly. But when I remember it, I forget about pod racing and remember how jar jar is sidious's master.
  36. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    What the fuck? Vanessa, do you do this? This is still an AMA thread, after all. Please take a moment from your hodjing and answer me.
  37. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    How long has vanessa been having periods?
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Tell them: "Oh, sorry I can't. I only had the one copy"
  39. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Either they don't realize the bottom rack gets hotter, or they wash and reuse disposable dishes.