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Since you mentioned feels. Not gunna lie, I kinda wanna feel your tits. But if that ever happens, keep your cock holstered. I don't care how feminine it is.

Way to ruin his valentines gift. Asshole.

I can confirm. Also, it saddens me to know that tuco is a half assed fence sitter, because this could have been entertaining for the rest of us.

We might be paying more than 12. It's my wife's account so I don't see the bills.

Didn't know that. We have a handful of people using ours and it's never been an issue. We sometimes have it on 2 TVs in the same house, so I guess none of the other people just happened to get on at the same time?

How could netflix pricing be any better? For $12 a month, your entire family and the neighborhood where every family member lives or ever lived gets access. If you're having trouble making the payment, maybe pass the hat. Get everyone to pay for a month each up front.

Sure I could because it's long and I'd probably never read it. The better question is whether I would. And no, I probably would not. How do you determine your net worth?

Get a girl to call him in the middle of the night and tell him. Or better yet, have her say that she's sorry she didn't really get the abortion 2 years ago. I got that call one night and even though I knew it was fake, it still fucked me up.

I wish they'd do Dr Strange. That would make a great monster of the week show.

I thought it was good even though the comic book physics were really annoying the shit out of me. You can't save someone from falling by catching them an inch off the fucking ground. The forces are still just as damaging as if they'd hit the ground. He was also really stupid, but then he was...

Except people on the internet. Obviously we're qualified to dictate your happiness because we're on your side. Post pics of the guitar.

Nope. My refund was nearly the same as last year. I've been itemizing for 20 years. This year I was nowhere near the standard deduction. Plus I brought home more throughout the year because they were withholding less. The thing fucking me is that my wife is playing around in the stock...

What do you mean 'some good shit'. I can't find the nudes of her.

How many were in your certification class?

I know this isn't the point of your post, but your house man. A kitchen that used to be a garage and the living room is upstairs? The kitchen sounds awesome at first, until I start wondering what happened to all the shit you used to keep in the garage. Did you murder babies in a past life?

I had to re-read this sentence a few times. I kept seeing that you clamp his bowels. Maybe because I was wondering if he shits all over the place. If I ever come to your house, I'm teaching your bird the WOO game.

How do you know about my drinking problem?

lol this doesn't even apply to what was said. Are you honestly suggesting I might be so dumb that I don't know what some people in my family were named? Or do you just look for any chance to take a personal shot at me. Even if it's the grownup forum. If you hate me so much why don't I know...

I hate cartoons, but I fucking love every incarnation of the addams family that I've seen. So I will probably watch.

I remember the sysadmin at college giving me a copy of the internet bible. He said this was everything I'd ever need to know about the internet. Now, I admit I'm a slow reader, but it was dated before I was halfway though. If it was everything I'd ever need to know about the internet, it...

It's weird to see a dude just give up before the child is even born and giver her a stripper name right off the bat. But then, my family has girls named Hunny Bunny (she's my age) and Spicy Tart (she'd be over 100 if she was still alive). So I guess I've seen worse.

A treadmill is the largest most expensive hanger you can buy. There's no fun with that motherfucker. Allright, I'm going to let you in on my secret for buying guns. Buy it and hide it. Then bring it out after about a month and when she asks when you got it, say "I've had this for a while"...

I have a semi private cubicle. I don't anticipate any awkwardness at all.

I don't know if that's a real thing, but holy shit it sounds nice.

Was anyone else a fan of BOFH? We printed up every story, put it in a binder and labeled it "New Employee Orientation". The first page was a tutorial on reading email headers. Then the boss (who had no idea WTF it was) made the new guy read it. That new guy is still one of my best friends to...

I don't think there's any reason to believe what snoke said about rey's parents. It wouldn't exactly be retconning to find out he was lying.

In the EU it was a different dimension. Like an HOV lane on a highway. The hyperdrive motivator generated a bubble that got you into that space. Similar to warp speed from Star Trek. But the reason you think of it as a series of shortcuts is because of how they have to plot routes through...

Just saw this last weekend, and it was good. I'm pretty sure it benefited from extremely low expectations. I'm curious how they did all the underwater movement. Some of it was cool (the fight scenes), some was really weird (people just strolling around). The main bad guy looked like the was...

I remember the whitehouse.com kerfluffle. That was during the clinton regime, wasn't it? Don't click on it now, it will make you sad. I also remember www.mammaries because there was a country song about it, and hotmale because it came up a few times in tech support horror stories.

Well if you can't spend the money right now for the guitar, talk to her about how you're going to save the $800 for the guitar. Start a guitar fund. It's not unreasonable to treat yourself once in a while. Hell, make it a perpetual "treat yo self" fund.

Thanks, that's what I thought. So far the only EQ questions I can come up with are related to office drama.

Is holly associated with (answering questions about) EQ1 and EQ2, or only EQ1?

Naw son. He got that from mauling children. When they struggle it tends to rub the fur off the muzzle. That's why he's so tired right now.

In a world where people still hunt with flintlocks, I don't know how you think no one hunts with a long bow. I've known 2 people who hunted with long bows. The bowmaker I bought my longbow from (I bought the one he had been hunting with) and my karate teacher. There's no reason not to hunt...

Only ever gave money to 2 beggars. 1 had a sign that said "Why lie I'm going to use the money for booze". The other one, the car in front of me handed him a half eaten burger and he wolfed it down so fast I think he almost ate the wrapper. When I say half eaten, I don't mean it was cut in...

What's your source? Do you jerk off to The Arrow and and Hawkeye comics?

that makes sense. But it still looks like a picture of a picture of the broken cell phone sitting in a manilla file folder. I mean look at the james bond spy shit that had to happen to finally leak one of these photos. What the fuck is wrong with america?

My experience is that if a dog has that purple chow tongue, they're bipolar and to be avoided.

Welp, if no one takes care of the injured players, everyone is going to think twice before joining another minor league football team.

Longbow if you want a challenge. Recurves are easier to shoot because the arrow doesn't wobble as much in flight (lookup archer's paradox). But if you want easy, then use a compound bow. Well if you do it like I did, it sure is. The weekend shoots have a lot of walking, and if you shoot...