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Whatsup buddy haven't seen you in a while. Pretty sure aids can stay alive for days, there is conflicting info out there about that. But even so it's a one in 3000 chance to transmit with a needle prick if the dude is infected. That's just how I cope, I latch on the worst case scenario. And I'm...

Have her send nudes acidfly. Sure they won't be real but at least you'll get to see a naked girl you've never seen before.

I might literally have aids now. Some fuckstick left his insulin needle laying around uncapped at work and I stuck myself with it while I was trying to clear off a shelf. I'll let y'all know how that aids prophylaxis works out. The side effects are so bad that lots of people stop taking it.

Because the other dude is clearly a wierdo. They want the crazy genes to be passed on, not the wierdo genes. Or like maybe they want 2. Or maybe they plan to mix it into a cocktail so they're not sure who the daddy is biologically.

She had an alt account that a_skeleton_03 decided to allow. I can't remember what the name was because I didn't really care.

Shes pretty tough though. Most people go down like a sack of potatoes when they get hit for a second with the barbs of justice. Sounded like she took a sustained blast it barely phased her.

The rule changes are getting me. I find myself going "Well last year that'd be a catch/penalty/whatever, but who the fuck knows this year?" Last sunday they had a defender launch himself at a receiver and push him out of bounds before he got his feet down. And I was like, "What happened to...

I'm not, ref probably heard something else. Like "I'm gunna rape your daughter" (or pick anything else that sorta rhymes with 'terrible call'. I got thrown out of a game once for hollering "HUDDLE UP". I was the center. I had done that for every play for 3 quarters. This time the ref...

How did that turn into a turnover? You can't be penalized possession. Can you?

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That's kind of awesome. I'm going to casually mention my non existent older brother to my wife and see if she buys it. Gotta concoct a back story now. Maybe he was disowned for bringing Home a chink girlfriend.

I had a Cunt hit me once in a parking lot while I was backing out. She had an expired license. So even without the evidence that she pushed me into the car next to me, she clearly would have been ticketed and been at fault. But because it was in a parking lot, no ticket and the insurance...

You're the kind of idiot who will be taken by this. You don't need a license to drive in a parking lot around here and I'd wager that's pretty standard all over the US. Parking lots are private property, not public roadways.

Lifelong cowboy fan checking in for my abuse. This last game was soul crushing. I'm finally on board the fire Garrett train. I was never on the dak train at all but I'm starting to wonder if he's got the skills needed to play at this level.

Galaga is the clear winner on that list. Dragons lair was utter shit. What did it cost like a dollar for 30 seconds of play before you died? I wasted like 5 bucks on that game total

I wash my hands before I piss. I keep my dick clean enough to eat off of. Unless you piss on your hands the arguments to wash after are dumb.

Sinistar was the best. But seriously, no Super Mario? Wtf kind of bullshit poll is this?

damn dude. if it was still possible i'd become a super donor just to give you 2 likes.

So where's a good place to watch this shit for free from my house?

So the loser gets to pick their own avatar in this one?

Oh and also. "Attemptive" Radio shows keep playing this clip of a CNN reporter interviewing someone in the caravan who was convicted of attempted murder. The translator says "attemptive murder" and it rustles me every time I hear it.

I don't know. Getting your ass beat by a girl is embarrassing for sure. But I'm pretty sure getting your ass beat by a tranny is the stuff of legends. Like if you're going to get your ass beat, that's the best possible scenario.

Transgender girl says she regrets beating classmates Why you should never bully trannies. Especially not if you're a girl. Oh hey look, there's someone who's really strong and has mental problems. Lets needle them till they crack. WCGW? That was one savage fucking beating. I heard that...

Direct TV. We've been thinking of getting rid of them for a while and going with cable for various reasons. But the main thing keeping me from doing it is that I have days or maybe weeks worth of shit recorded that I plan to watch, but don't have time. Shit that we can't get on netflix, hulu...

Oh Conor didn't belong in the cage now? And he shouldn't have retreated behind a security guard to let him try and handle it, and only attacked when the security guard wasn't able to stop the trespasser? OK bro. You're right I'm the one being unreasonable. If climbing the cage is a problem...

Thanks monkey. I never saw him punch the cornerman. I don't think anything he did after that was out of bounds because he clearly had people coming at him. You can punch first and still be defending yourself. Those last 2 fuckers were someplace they didn't belong.

I heard khabib was claiming that, but you couldn't see shit on the grainy video. So this person was supposed to be in the ring? Cause if it was the one khabib was talking about I think we all know that guy climbed in the ring to attack conor. It's not like he punched michael buffer.

I hope eli never retires. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling when I see him pouting.

I'm not really clear on why conor is suspended unless its for shit that happened before the match.

Oh well. I expect more pizazz if a gay roommate helped her. Hop to, its almost go time.

I had to look up micro plane to figure out you're talking about a grater. And we have 2 so it's not like I'm unfamiliar with them. Anyway, mine is the ads I keep seeing for mobile games where they brag about how addictive it is. "I didn't sleep for 3 days straight". " I lost my job and my wife...

Looks good but I don't recognize it. Is that supposed to be someone or is it an original character? Also, are you fucking her?

@Brad2770 It looks to me like neither of you wants to be the bad guy and Crack the whip on the kid. Plus you're badgering her to Crack the whip more. Why the fuck is my phone auto capitalizing Crack? Whatever, back to the topic. From my experience it's common for Jr high to be harder than...

They pay you the interest. That's why you take such a big cut when you take the lump sum. They basically use the interest to jack up the advertised number. Sure you might earn more interest on your own, but they're not just pocketing it. The real reason to take the lump sum is so youre family...