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Cheaters just couldn't stop cheating.

Did anyone else think Haley and goodell looked pretty friendly? Like REALLY friendly.

After 200 they start raping your wife and mom.

Not gunna lie. The prospect of seeing a dropkicked fg attempt has me excited.

Dak deserves most of the criticism he gets. But he does a good job of clock management.

That was a good catch by lockett

Fuck maher

Dak so bad no one can catch his shit. Not even dbs.

Fuck. The TV signal went out right after that cheapshot on heard.

It's nut cuttin time for dak. He's either a leader or we need to start looking for his replacement. He can lean on zeke for some playoff wins to make up for his lack of skill, but that's going to require him to make good audibles and protect the ball. He's shown he can do one of those things...

This reminds me of a documentary I saw once. I'll try to find the name of it for you, but basically the girls clit was in her throat. Fortunately most people think you're talking about monkeys when they hear that word. So it's an easy blurt to cover up for. Also, it'll give you a chance to...

Someone in the amod thread said he's panface, but I don't know why. Did he post some gore somewhere?

I was disappointed with the first episode that we didn't see the epic stream of piss. But I think next time I take a leak I'm going to try shouting like that and see if it cleanses my soul.

In that case, maybe it's the opposite problem. My wife has told me there are times she doesn't wanna fuck because I make such a huge production out of it and take too long. Sometimes she just wants a quickie and if she can't get it she'll do without. She says fucking feels good even without...

OK I'm bored so i went and tried to find that committee. It's not what I remembered. I was just remembering the lead was the CEO of "Women of Color Network". But there were 2 dudes too (one a former player). The bad news is that I don't see any news about them being disbanded.

Do you remember the committee goodell assembled to deal with the elliot accusations? Nothing but professional SJW victims. Unless that has been disbanded, it's a pipe dream to think it'll be any different this time. Wait, what color was the woman this time. I had a suspicion that the black...

I thought fibro myalga was what they labeled it when you claimed to have pain and they can find no evidence of it. My wife says it's a diagnosis of "it's in your head, here's some pills go away". They tried to diagnose her with it and she went batshit. So while the pain may be something real...

Did you just announce you're ignoring him? Are you a girl?

Why? Because all the exculpatory evidence helped zeke somehow?

I wonder how complicated dog blood tranfusions are. Like do they have blood types, will all pits be compatible, etc? Anyway, I just wanted to say that if we're going to talk about dog self defense, it needs to be in the martial arts thread.

Haven't seen the new years show yet, but I'm liking the female doctor. Every episode is getting better. It was rocky at first just like every modern doctor before her (other than eccleston). She's already above capaldi on my list and might beat out matt smith if she hangs around long enough...

What do you mean? Who from this cartoon dies in TLJ? Overall, it's reminding me of the beginning of rebels but I like the animation style better for this show. Stupid premise, but I like that there are no jedi. It's not that I dislike jedi, I've just always enjoyed the star wars stories...

Did ray kill a dude? I thought the only trouble he got into was picking up hookers the week before the superbowl.

Title should be 2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Texas teams begin their Superbowl run.

So no one else thinks vander esch deserves DROY? I'm probably just a homer.

I mean .... at best that's like saying jack and coke is real coca cola just with some jack daniels added. If you can't see how adding olive oil makes it something different, then I can't help you. That being said, this stuff is definitely better than margarine, but we don't bother to buy it...

Don't know. I thought it looked weird too. It's not the pouty face I was looking for but it was the best I could find. I like it better when his bottom lip is pooched out. This one looks like he about to throw a tantrum.

No we don't. The shit you're talking about is margarine, not butter. If you are visiting people who enjoy the finer things in life and use real butter, throw it in the microwave for a few seconds.

I'm going to miss eli manning's pouty face so much when he retires. Here's hoping he plays forever.

I like how philidelphia has a very real chance of burning up due to QB controversy again this offseason. I was so disappointed last year.

I appreciate the hyperbole, but this isn't even close to being true as long as the patriot act still exists.

I think what you're missing is that a couple of us are rustled about having to deal with people who have the same brand of crazy. BTW try turning up the TV or radio. It only bothers my wife if she's thinking about it. If she's distracted by something else she doesn't notice it unless I go "Am...

A plant? WTF I know he fucks dudes but he says he's not gay. OK fine, if it's going to be a plant make something somewhat cool like a venus flytrap.

The problem is, that's not the other side of things. That link is explaining that it's all you. My wife has this mental disease too and I'm constantly accused of chewing with my mouth open when I'm not. So I'm not inclined to believe you when you claim that everyone in the world chews open...

The noisy eating complaints belong in the First World Problems thread.

Maybe you should try acting on it just once. I think I know how it will go and it will cure you of your grandiose violent thoughts even if it doesn't cure you of your mental issue. Mine today is some piece of shit telemarketer machine that keeps calling me and when I don't answer it somehow...

lol @ thinking those register jockeys are intentionally ripping you off on your produce buys. I'd like to see that training video.

I say "I worfed" out loud IRL.

I know what's going to happen. We're both married to other people now and still work together.

Trouble you already invited when you started dating the co worker.