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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why do you pooh pooh workplace drama? That shit is important. I've seen a number of workplace couples. The only ones I can think of where it didn't end with at least 1 of them out of a job were the cases where they were married first. There's one where they may have met at work and got married...
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Well, rodgers got sacked. The time keeper probably just assumed it was roughing the passer. You can't hit a big star like that very hard, ya know. Not unless you make as much money as he does.
  3. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What is the best case for seizures? That you have developed epilepsy? Just guessing that because I've known a couple of people with it and they seemed to be doing OK once they figured out their triggers. Don't shit where you eat.
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like to play porn on my phone at 200% volume. Come at me bro.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    The defense is so good that the offense gets demoralized having to practice against them. They never have a chance to get in synch. Also injuries and bullshit penalties.
  6. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    dude, they don't have to be nudes. Bitch has a facbook, right? So she already posts pics for the entirety of humankind to see. But yes, work on her for permission to post the nudes with FOH written on her tits in cum.
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This is an old rustle. Gas stations requiring your zip code when you pay at the pump like it's some sort of fucking PIN. What are the odds I stole some dudes gas card and didn't get his entire wallet where I can read the zip off his license?
  8. Hoss

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    Someone change these test tubes to highlighters and I think we have our coverart. And then lets not include any mentions of the swamp donkey in the porn.
  9. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    What the fuck why are you posting pics of the 12 yr old student? That's not how we roll round here dude.
  10. Hoss

    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    OK. I'll ask again next year.
  11. Hoss

    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    I didn't even notice that.
  12. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    It means that you use something other than what you sell to get high. If you're selling coke and wanna get high, drink alcohol or smoke weed or something. It's a business principal. If you're using your own shit you'll never make money.
  13. Hoss

    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    If you're talking about the potato3 spelling, then yeah kind of. It came from that meme of the retard girl saying she can count to potatoe. Him constantly saying shit that's pants on head retarded is why we have the potatoe reaction. I prayed and God told me to vote for potato3. Dirk...
  14. Hoss

    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    I like to think tolan only pretended to want it. In reality he probably sat in a dark room thinking about what this title meant, and cut himself as he wept.
  15. Hoss

    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    Shit this is a tough one. I'm going to have to pray on it.
  16. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    San Antonio Raiders has a nice ring to it. Last time I looked they have a perfectly good stadium sitting there LNIB. They play like 1 college bowl game there a year.
  17. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    I wanna know if the pats fan's house has been burnt to the ground yet for questioning bill's decision.
  18. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Why don't we have the cringe reaction available in this forum?
  19. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Thanks for that. I give the pats fan credit for continuing to film instead of smashing his phone. And LOL at gronk playing safety. Why? They're lucky he didn't hurt himself out there missing that tackle. I wonder if this was a case of the dolphins looking at the personnel and calling off...
  20. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    "Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"
  21. Hoss

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    If we do put donkey in it, it's gotta have a highlighter on it's flat chest somehow.
  22. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    So what is your sexuality? If you say bi, are you only bi for trannies? What genders have you dated in the past? Any attack helicopters in the mix? How do you feel about nessa finishing the surgeries and chopping the dick off? Would you say Nessa's cock is feminine? Do you ever tell...
  23. Hoss

    2018 AssHat Voting Round 5

    Amazing that tyen isn't being blown out by potato3. I think some of you are voting for him for shit he did 10 years ago. The most notable thing he did this year was kick trex to the curb, and that was quality entertainment.
  24. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Keep this shit in perspective. It's not sudden from me because I'm a homer. I just haven't said anything about changing the thread title till now.
  25. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't like needles either. The proper response to that should have been "Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" Then you could have countered with "At least distract me with a nice set of tits to play with"
  26. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    We're going to need to see the shooped pics. And of course real nudes of her for comparison. If the story checks out, we can probably use our charity to pay for her legal defense.
  27. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    At the time, I thought the penalty was because he hit him helmet to helmet, and he just mistakenly called it PI. The announcers were talking about the DB having a right to stand his ground. Whatever, that was the first of like 3 plays in a row where the refs decided to make bad calls. The...
  28. Hoss

    2018 AssHat Voting Round 5

    Picasso3 vs. Tyen Xequeal vs. Ossoi
  29. Hoss

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    takemymoney.jpg Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it?
  30. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Nah you just claim to be participating in no nut November so chicks will try to tempt you. After you give them a pearl necklace you can be all like "damn baby you so hot you made me give up my deeply held conviction"
  31. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    This shit is just pissing me off at this point. I mean, I've come to terms with the fact that I was apparently a loser in HS, so that's not it. I'm getting pissed that these selfish assholes aren't sharing the nudes with the whole world. They need to be punished too IMO.
  32. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I believe he GRINNED down a bahr. One of them did. I always combine crockett and boone because they were both played by fess parker. Also, @BoozeCube when are you going to share pictures? Even if you don't share them till after you spit the hook, make sure you get them.
  33. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's where it came from. The story I heard was some coonass soldiers were sitting in a cafe in france speaking their version of french, and some frenchman used that word to describe them. They liked it and adopted it. Conasse was supposed to be a reference to a french whorehouse or...
  34. Hoss

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    Cuck needs to be tied up and have a rusty toilet badge pinned on him. We should work these badges in somehow. Fuck, J49 can probably get the whole thing made for under $100. As long as we're good with heroine whores and The Wolf as our talent. (and J49's wife cause I'm pretty sure he could...
  35. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Can't wait till slyminxy gets here and starts asking questions about vanessa's fully engorged cock. Till then, Hi jessika, glad you showed up. Was there a specific purpose, or are you tired of hearing about us 2nd hand?
  36. Hoss

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    Da fuk? Did you watch it with the sound off? They were southern girls.
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sledge's reminded me of when I just went to CVS. After the transaction they had a page where I agreed they could spam me with marketing called now that they had my number. The options were "YES" and "Print INFO'. I was like, "hey where's the no option, I don't want this?" I was told I had to...
  38. Hoss

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    I want a producer credit. Or whatever the fuck harvey winestine was.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What do you mean? They were on strike and forced back to work so now they're dragging their feet? Or is that some canuckian euphemism?
  40. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    "She" gun git the needle. Unless being lebesian saves "her". In that case "she'll" be able to sue the school district and the student for oppressing "her" based on "her" sexuality.