Search results

First off, how is this a reboot? Nobody wants a fucking reboot, we want a spinoff or continuation, which is what this seems to be with all the returning actors. Second, I wonder if this is why they started appearing together in commercials. To gin up interest in this before announcing it...

It's in the background. You probably need to turn your hearing aids up.

Mine asked if we could get the stormtrooper too. I think I'm going to get her to blow me for it. Actually my plan is to take it to my sister's house at Christmas while they are away, and leave it there. We do Christmas at her place every year anyway.

I was thinking earlier that I don't remember him being in a really bad movie. I wouldn't say it was all great, but none of it was bad. huh. I thought they didn't like being called buck.

Its rule 1 of the innernet. If your bitching about someones' writing, proof read you're shit.

Ping pong balls only move fast when asians are playing. That's why I made that comment. Let them get ahold of pickleball and shit'll be moving 100 mph in no time.

The line about seeing it and understanding it less was an early line. I think even the first voiceover. It made me laugh and is what made listen for other naive shit like feeling immune to the dangers. Cities weakening the species caught my attention and made me think she was possibly waking...

So pickleball is somehow in the gap between ping pong and tennis? A gap that I am not sure even exists. What are the reasons to play pickleball over ping pong? Is it just because asians haven't ruined it?

American primeval was good, but 1883 was much better. Her voiceovers were ridiculous enough to be funny. An allegory for modern woman realizing how cruel the world really is and how much she depends on men to protect her from it. "I remember the first time I saw it. Tried to find words to...

You mean the donut holes ....

She should be setting her internal alarm clock to wake up at 4:15 and blow you awake at 4:30. Has this woman never read the bible?

I like it but they get their names before we know who they are. Maybe we can use some of the most unflattering parts of the profile they put together. The balding killer The lives with his mom killer The cross dressing killer The abandonment issues killer The Erectile Dysfunction killer...

It's also not as dangerous so it sucks. Bring back lawn darts IMO. The only thing cornhole has going for it is it's portability. Technically horseshoes is portable too, but you still have to drive that stob in the ground. I watched that once. So fucking boring. Basically whoever missed...

So far, all the superior teams have managed to lose this week. Just goes to show ya. On any given Sunday any given team can beat any other given team.

Speaking of alarms. My mom had one that wouldn't turn off. She had used it for so many years to get up at the same time, hit the snooze twice, then finally get up, that even if the alarm was set to off, it would still go off at the same time. Even if you turned it off again instead of hitting...

As long as I piss twice between my last glass of water and going to bed, I'm good till morning.

I still have both of those alarm clocks but the buttons barely work so I don't don't even use the alarms anymore. They're just pointed in different directions in the room to give me the time from anywhere. Back in the day I needed 2 alarms because I'd shut the first one off and fall back asleep.

eye C whut yew did thar

Broh I was talking about the lions oline that will be facing micah this week.

Glad you had a chance to say that now before micah gets 5 sacks on sunday. Looks like Goff is the sacrificial lamb. How is the lions O-line, anyway? They didn't have to face micah last year.

We all know where lawyers come from.

Passing game - basically the cowboys were collapsing the pocket pretty consistently and jalen was squirting out and getting firsts with his legs. I wanna say in the 4th quarter they mentioned he hadn't even thrown a pass to a wideout. Or maybe nothing but short passes. I forget the wording...

Oh, am I the one brining up nonsensical niche statistics and refusing to explain them? Shit Wakandan, I thought that was you. Even google didn't know what the fuck you were talking about.

My mom said she thinks she watched tonight's game on YouTube. But who knows if that's right. All I can say for sure is I was nearly a minute ahead of her.

YouTube is carrying all the games this year aren't they?

You're just in time. We paused the game for ya.

Random unexpected Lightning delay? More like God intervening to take away the eagles momentum after that turnover!

I'm not good with flags. Is that an Italian flag on his hat? Wtf is that about?

Pass rush isn't that bad. They are collapsing the pocket, but then he pops out, the tackle holds and he runs free.

Hurts would already have 300 yards from scrambling.

That taunting was a stupid penalty. It's like he was penalized for having fun.

Big pookie! Where the fuck did this guy come from? That's why I don't like to follow the off-season anymore. I prefer to be surprised when the season starts.

That's in the no-go zone no matter how ya look at it.

Simpsons made it famous

What the fuck does the environmental protection agency have to do with run defense? Is this part of the CAFE standards? Government overreach has officially gotten out of hand. Technically there were always ads on redzone because they showed the ads scrolling by on the sidelines. Problem...

He just got a little cheaper, that's all.

My wife calls hers Ms Body and she argues and fights with her all the time. She claims the answer to cramps is to not let your body win. Keep doing whatever you're doing until it realizes you're the boss and falls in line. I found a jow that works really well for cramps. I used to get calf...

I don't do any of that shit anymore. Remember, if something is free, that means YOU are the product. If I can't figure out how they're making money off of me I will not participate. Sometimes it's easy. They give me a hat with their logo, I know I'm representing them and I'm cool with that...