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Oh must be nice having all that moisture layin about. We had to hydrate by sucking on shards of broken glass.

You mean in the prison sense? Probably. No doubt he was gay. He was for sure fucking garcia in san fran and I always thought he had a falling out with whoever he was fucking in philly (probably Mcnabb). But I never gave much thought to whether he was pitching or catching.

Aww who am I kidding, this is the gif I would use.

I wish I could make my teams avatar a gif. That way they wouldn't know when my camera is off.

Wait, are you calling me DEI? Because wet farts in church always make me laugh my ass off. Fuck you. May you shit every time you fart for the rest of your life. Bro. This looks like a witcher parody. As long as they're raping the IP, I hope they add in dr Whoish lore to explain why...

Amen brother cause Green bay is going to SHIT THE BED!

Can we blame the clot shot?

This is definitely the cowboys year.

Rain fucking. This was our honeymoon, after all. It's true we didn't fuck the day of the wedding before it started raining, but she did blow me in the bridal room right after the vows before the reception.

AI doesn't know about adams apples?

Square jaws aren't bad. But look at the eyes. You better make sure you keep the crazy fucked out of her.

It actually is supposed to be a good omen. Your union will bring prosperity to the crops, etc etc. Or maybe that's what they tell brides who have rainy wedding days to keep them from freaking out. When I got married it rained and broke a drought that had been causing forest fires. We took...

That's my understanding. Originally he didn't have that warning. The tangle didn't bother me. I didn't feel compelled to try to make sense of it. I think it's because I could tell he wasn't giving us enough information. I was also probably helped by the fact that I was listening. If I...

I stopped at that point too for about a week. Never stopped thinking about it.

Fuck, it was probably what made the deal. Jerrah had no intention of sighing him, then during the game he found out about the trespassing and sprained his arm signing him before he heard the full details.

@Izo didn't you once teLL us that after your time in prison, the smeLL of mayonnaise gets you hard?

Being @'d in an email. You already sent me a goddamn email, why the fuck is it even an option to @ someone? That just makes a little marker appear in a totally different place that I have to go look at because it doesn't go away just from reading the email. Apparently its real important that...

aww hes so playful!

cunt is one of my wife's favorite words. I told her, hey, if you like the word cunt, you're gunna love this show. I've also started calling people champ a lot.

Don't worry champ, he meant we call the OK ones amod.

Better yet, get one of every donut they have so the office sampler has to fuck up every single donut.

Into the woodchipper with you. Right between the pedos and the furfags

In his defense, people did blame it on carl. But people also think carl jerked off a crab for a quest.

I had the same question when I started. I don't think its spoilery to say I just finished book 6. So far 2 books have had 2 levels, the other 4 have had 1. The author has said he plans on 10 books. So either the number of books will change, the floors will start going quicker, or we're not...

That's all I can ask for

If anyone wants to take a run at that goth dude, I'll be your wingman and keep blondie occupied.

I had to listen to the cowboy game on the radio. But I got a good laugh out of the cowboy announcers talking about the bad pass rush. Literally on one play they were like 'And Wilson again has all day back there oh theres a sack' I'm starting to wonder if people even fucking know what a pass...

YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE HOW HE GRIEVES! Greaves? Griefs? whatever. Back to sportsball. Did they ever release info on Cee Dee's injury in the eagles game that made him start dropping passes? I don't see him in the injury report. I see micah is listed as questionable for the pack which...

Yeah cause I was gunna say if they do, then there are people in that category that I also hate and mistrust.

are forum bros in the group that you know personally?

He's said it like 3 times now. It's a thai haircut. What part of thai haircut don't you get?

Are you sure you're not getting huskies mixed up with rottweilers? I don't think I've ever seen a husky owner that wasn't a 30ish white woman. Mexicans around me always had rotties chained to a tree that had a band of whitewash at about eye level.

WeLL pLayed We aLL need to type aLL of our Ls in caps to protect us from this trick.

Apparently the girl who played Dee in what's happening recently died and I heard people talking about how What's Happening was a spinoff of Cooley High. I liked What's happening when I was a kid so I watched the movie last night. It sucked in that I expected it to be somewhat funny. The...

@Izo you're doing it wrong. You're not supposed to add words.

Heard reports he was so distraught that he tried to commit suicide. But he couldn't kick the chair out from under himself.

And you can tell they're all packing sigs? Stay safe broh

In badminton cocks can't touch the ground though. So it's more like volleyball with rackets and only one hit allowed.

I joined looking for the pineapple story (It's not there BTW) and accidentally read some stuff way before I should have. I think I was on book 2 or 3 at the time. I'm pretty sure once I'm caught up I'm going to be doing the same thing.