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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    He won't drink much
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    The same way they clean their banisters at home. By licking them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like you want to date this dude with an awesome apartment.
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    Fed Hang out

    rip in pieces sweet prince.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Anything that's full of weird names I need to read because I will constantly be backtracking to see if that's the same person from before. Even with the weird names it has, DCC is doing a good job of not making me have to do that. But I am getting to where I have trouble keeping the characters...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Shit. I just realized we're playing the green bay micahs in week 4.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    You won't get any argument from me on mcdumbass (I'm not going to make fun of his weight because I'm a fatass too). But parsons was part of the problem with the run D. It will be interesting to see if he still gets hurt and production drops off at the end of the year. If he doesn't that might...
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    Red Sonja for the Modern Audience

    I never thought brigiette neilsen was all that hot. So the lack of boobs to get a hotter girl is an upgrade in my mind. Also, you gave me a weird boner thinking about 3 xena's back to back. This girl kinda reminds me of callisto from xena. I don't suppose we're lucky enough for this to be...
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    The Martial Arts Thread

    Anyone here do a style that does board or brick breaking?
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Is it cap friendly? All I've seen is 'highest paid non QB' and 'shitload of guaranteed money'. I think I heard early on that the guaranteed money was the sticking point with jerrah. I know there are ways to make those contracts cap friendly, but if there's an injury that guaranteed money...
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    Fed Hang out

    What happened? Did he get his pol pit pass and nope the fuck out? Or maybe the gestapo came knocking.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    You mean the communications or the killing of real visitors? Other than summoning sponsored gods, We don't know of any way a visitor can be killed on any floor but the 3rd, 6th, 9th, 12th, 15th, and 18th.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Wait, we got la flama blanca? It aint no herchel trade, not enough picks/potential picks. But it is similar in that it's the best player on the team, everyone across the board thinks it's idiotic, and his own fans hate him for it. We'll have to wait 2-3 years and see if we start winning...
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    The D&D thread

    What they were really trying to do was fix the loophole/exploit wherein a high enough caster could make one, then the simulacrum could make another copy of you, then that one could make another copy of you ....... It's a 7th level spell so you just need to be a caster with an 8th level spell...
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    Is Araysar is a Jew?

    I always thought he seemed more like a dwarf.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm having trouble finding both descriptions for simulacrum, but according to AI the difference between 5e and 2024 rules is that in 5e the simulacrum could take rests and heal during them, and it could cast simulacrum too (assuming the being you copied could cast the spell). Apparently in...
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    The D&D thread

    We're done now. I wish I could have texted you saturday night lol. But, I am probably going to get that character sorted out in case he's needed for a higher level one-off. Or we might do an adventure or two to tie up loose ends. Read the spoiler and you'll see why force cage didn't work...
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    The D&D thread

    I did a 4 level dip in sorcerer. We ended at level 15 total, so I was 11 bard, 4 sorc. I had a 6th, 7th, and 8th level spell slot according to DNDbeyond. You might be forgetting how spell slots work when multiclassing. Basically if both classes are full casters, the spell slots are based on...
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    The D&D thread

    it's been a few years technically because we meet so sporadically, but this is the first and only campaign I've done. Other than this, there have been a handful of one shot adventures. Most of them at tier 1 or 2. I did one oneshot at level 20. So I simply don't know what other spells are...
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    The D&D thread

    The problem is I didn't have time to read all the spells. When I asked the question we were scheduled to do a marathon session to end the tyranny of tiamat the next day. The DM texted us the night before, 'OH btw be ready to level up twice'. It took me 4 hours to level up my previous level...
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    The D&D thread

    I'm not experienced enough to know if we're missing something. I'm the defacto healer which means we use s lot of potions. Although we do have a really good pally who does some healing too. I looked at counter spell last night and that looked good. Does that work on breath weapons and...