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Man, why do people do this. Good thing I took Monday and Tuesday off. I need a fuckin weekend after this.

Rain all day...... Why the fuck do we pay people to predict weather?

Yeah, I kinda see it the same way. You can either succumb to the black pill, or you can give it a fuckin try. Penalties for failing are pretty high, but so are the rewards for success. Already enjoying having someone to grow old again with.

Well, getting married in 6 hours. Hope I'm not being retarded again. Seems like not. But it seemed like not 25 years ago too. Prenup done. Asset declaration on the prenup really drives home why you should do it. That's a big fuckin number if you're established in life. Notary said she's been...

Every time? How shitty of a driver are you that you get pulled over more than once for suspected DUi? I haven't been pulled over since fucking 1998

Yeah, after looking on their support page, it says 9 business days for a response. No thanks. I'll just take the L on that one.

Well, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Ed Gein was a pretty fucked up dude.

Anyone ever buy one of these humble bundle things and have a code not work? Just bought this because it's kind of a fun thing to do with the kids and had one key in the middle for Lego Batman 3 say it was activated by a different steam account and therefore not eligible. All the other shit...

Jesus, that movie is almost 4 hours? Probably doesn't even feel like it!

There's still hope. My ex wanted the dog to go with the kids - back and forth. That lasted all of exactly one night. Turns out the dog ain't a fan of being away from the master in a strange place. She got dropped off the next morning and lived out the rest of her days with me. I required her...

Oh, I got plenty of those. Hell, there's one in my work bag. But just because they come to my house doesn't mean I'm home, and I've got a wife and kids to worry about

Almost had that happen with the guy who's best man at my wedding next week. We met 25 years ago at UPS. He was an unloader, and I got hired off the street to work the sort line. He's 6'3" and back then was like 280, linebacker looking dude. Just a fucking ox. No one wanted to sort for him...

Amy Lee is Temu Cristina Scabbia

If we wanna talk about mental decline, we need to start with people who circle half the words in a picture thinking that we won't know where to read to get the point. Oh wait, sorry.

I don't wear watches. I hate wearing all accessories/jewelry. Didn't even wear my wedding ring for the first wife. The phone works fine - I can set it low enough that I can hear it, but it's not enough to wake her up. I just need the fucking clock app not to update itself with a pointless...

As promised. I had to clean up a bunch of information from my private database on chess.com. Hopefully I don't end up doxxing myself! https://lichess.org/study/JHGGy8Ap/z5NFxDz4

I'll do one better and make a Lichess Study of it later. There are a couple moments that he and I talked about after

Yeah, sure. But when you get up at 430 and your spouse doesn't need to be up until 7, you want some discretion

I have one of those too, but it has 2 modes - buzzer and radio. I can't adjust the volume on the buzzer, so when I'm waking up earlier than the spouse, that's out. And the radio has the problem of being the radio. Haven't listened to the radio in over a decade now. The station I grew up with is...

Yeah, humane society is exactly what I'm talking about. It's like $40 to get a spay done there. What kinda anesthesia and training and quality control do you get from that? Also, might as well be inhumane society. Fucking dog I got there I washed a fucking river of piss off of her.

All kinds of pros. The first one being that the people doing it don't exactly have extensive training or make a lot of money. I'm not 100% convinced it's necessary if you're not letting the dog run around fucking everything.

I have automatic updates off on my phone. I have Google play updates off on my phone. I have everything set to ask before installing anything. Despite this, and despite not approving or installing any updates, my phone just randomly changes the appearance and functionality of key features for no...

I feel bad that I wasn't important enough to scam

I had a buddy I met in EQ - I'm talking early days of EQ. We actually met in High Pass running to freeport when we were way too low to be making that run. We played EQ until WoW came out, put a thousand hours into Borderlands, Payday, Civ, Dungeon Defenders, probably a bunch of other games I...

I tell my kids that online friends aren't real friends. I firmly believe that. I don't have anyone that I met online that I still talk to. Real friends are the friends you can hang out and do stuff with. Playing video games is not doing stuff. You don't get the same bond. You think you do -...

The fuck dude. This chick got ghosted for that, we're trying to be supportive here!

Reminds me of the time I was on the fence about a kid and to decide if I was gonna hire him I settled on the final question - "What do you do when a situation stresses you out?" And the kid replied with "I usually go into the bathroom and call my mom." "Okay, well, thank you for your time...

That's because your friends are right! They know you can do better too!

Yeah, it's a whole lot easier to get dudes to come over and bang your brains out when you don't have that weiner hanging around. Good riddance!

Chess.coms analysis of my game with the GM. Him on the left, me on the right. Literally played the best game of my life vs one of the top 2k players on the world.

Depends on if you live where American inventors and faggots have jobs.

Played a grandmaster tonight (simul event) Queens Gambit/Grunfeld exchange version. 40 moves in and the eval was 0.0. He actually pulled a chair over (was playing 15 other people at the time) and sat and thought for 6 full minutes. I don't think you can get a higher compliment. I was the last...

Many things are possible when you don't use real wood.

You're not wrong, but my negative review was never to dissuade anyone from getting it. My aim was simply to inform men of the risks that no one else seems to inform them of. I know exactly zero of what I had happen to me was even hinted at prior. And afterwards, every attempt to sweep it under...

I thought about it, but I decided that's overblown. I've got this entire tree. I slabbed it, flattened it, sanded it. I don't see any evidence of infestation anywhere along the line.

This thing looks and feels spectacular. Inside for a couple months now to cure before I send it to it's final home - a buddy 90 miles away so I don't have to look at the imperfections every day!

That's not a full list. Read the vasectomy thread for a couple years worth of reasons not to.

If only I had a planer wide enough anywhere near me. We have 2 "maker spaces" (I fuckin despise that word) and all they have is a fuckin 20 inch. Doesn't help me at all, I'm less than impressed with the "surfacing" bit I have to route these slabs with. The tool marks are just a whore to get out.