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I got good news and bad news. The good news is your mom won't have any money when she dies, so 25% of 0 is 0 and you don't need to worry about it anymore. The bad news is she will 100% be taken advantage of and cleaned out long before she dies.

Hanneman wasnt into metal either, he was into punk. Pretty wild to see how all that shit fused together to create one of the giants of music. There's never gonna be anyone like Slayer again.

Apparently the removable stickers, of all fucking things, are holding up my shipment. I've heard conflicting reports - that they're on the water still, or that they'll be at the warehouse 12/12 for xmas delivery. I have doubts.

Well, I can finally seal the deal on the exterior of this project. I had a small leak during one of the rainstorms earlier in the month. Turns out I had a couple pinholes I didn't see in the sill. Caulked those, and then nature blessed me with a 50° day last Saturday and I took the garden hose...

Yeah, I gotta look into seeing if there is such a place near me. I went out there this weekend and I can lift these stacks now, so they are drying pretty quick.

It might be, but I've gotta find a 36" model!

No phones, no tablets, no books, internet. It seems like you should be smart enough to figure out the answer to this yourself.

I've never voted in any of these threads. I don't actually care one way or another most of the time, because most of the actual asshats just end up on ignore (Xeq, Brando, Folder) for shitting up threads more than actual asshattery. I also don't understand the Bubbles hate, he's got poor taste...

Illegal to park on the street from 3am to 6am. Easy fix that doesn't require Karen to monitor your mowing habits

Why does it bother you what your neighbor does? My neighbor has a bike sitting next to their garage. It's been there so long a fucking tree grew thru the frame. I told them about it about 6 years ago and they said "Oh shit, we didn't even notice." They cut the fucking tree down, left the...

It's hilarious watching FOH age. 15 years ago, it was all "Fuck HOA's," now half of you are on the fucking boards.

That one's easy.

This is how you know shit's fucked up right now. I had a store bought, handheld chainsaw mill I bought last winter before I found the plans for mine. It takes up a lot of space, so I took it out to get rid of it. And then, I'm looking at it, and I go "well shit, this is good hardware and parts...

Sucks to be him, I pound nails like lightning. Never strike the same place twice!

I apparently fucked up by ordering more shit from him - solo scenarios and Envelope X. Supposedly only people who ordered the base game only are getting it this early. It's almost like this fucking faggot is encouraging you not to buy his shit.

Nah, the conversation in the car was around some KitchenAid bullshit that was $129. My kid got it, but she said was she was shopping that the basic homeowner one had shit reviews, so she upgraded it. This particular one was about $1000. Unfortunately, she got kinda salty because my 96 year old...

Dude, the manual is the most delightful amount of Engrish ever. It is completely fucking indecipherable. I especially enjoy "When the gas leak occurs...." WHEN?!?!?!

In the spirit of Boozecube's food derails.... I was driving back from the state fair with my kids, stuffed to the gills full of corn dogs and mini donuts, and I joked "let's go to dairy queen and get a blizzard!" Then we started talking about how it'd be great if we didn't have to go to DQ to...

Due to my location, I've never had more than 5-7 kids in the 13 years I've lived here. This year, I decided to advertise a little more and quadrupled my turn out. Was really hoping to get ahold of a 12' skeleton or 3 so I could build the Qeynos ruins in my front yard, but it's a start.

Goddamn, Tuomas is just turning that band into a bunch of jacked metalheads who wrestle bears or some shit.

Won't change your life in the slightest.

I literally didn't have a choice. I had water coming into the basement via the ceiling. I knew there was a problem somewhere but couldn't see it, and water is funny. After stripping off the siding it was obvious where the problem was, and I knew I was in over my head. I've never done windows...

Almost got it done before the rain came in. Last panel was going up. Saved myself about $1200, and had a reason to buy a circular saw finally. Still need to sheetrock the inside, but that can wait till next weekend. Man, what a fucking project. Every time I do something like this, I...

Steel siding is a fucking whore. Half inch off just going 3 panels up. Having some serious issues getting them to connect. Figured I was on the home stretch, but might be doing this all evening all week!

Man, what a fucking project. Should be able to finish it up today though. Also, pretty sure I know why everything sucked on this side of the house. I'm pretty sure when you replace wood frame windows with vinyl, you're not just supposed to take the glass out and fit the new fucking window in...

I didn't even think about that, but yeah, that's probably the case. We can't get people at work, why the fuck would anywhere else have people coming into work every day? If that's gonna be the case, I think we all need to brush up on our DIY, because you ain't gonna be able to pay enough for...

I just realized I don't actually have to stress too much. I've got no sheetrock right now. All I need to do is finish the exterior of the house and wait till it rains. If it leaks, I'll know with the first raindrop. Now I just hope I remember how the fuck all this shit goes back in. I labeled...

Well, this is the most ambitious project I've ever attempted. I'd totally love to do this...to someone else's goddamned house. Holy shit this is stressful. Anyway, got the house sheathing back on, fucking window is a nut hair too small for fitting an extra 2x4 in the hole after we took all the...

I figured that was probably the case with 10x more players on chess.com, I just didn't think it would be quite so drastic.

I am also about 400 rating higher on Lichess. And I am baffled as fuck about it.

Last guy i played on Chess.com....96.7% accuracy. Suuuuuure. I find Lichess to actually be a better site. I suspect Hikaru drives too many shitbags to chess.com.

Yes, and it's fucking annoying. I haven't played in 25 years, and the game is so much different now. Now it's all computer engine driven. When you play online, you can fucking tell when someone's loading up an engine. You put them in a bad position and all of a sudden they take an extra minute...

I finished milling that in July, it's drying now. Won't be dry enough to work with for another year+

From the firewood rack. From the stack drying. And no, it's not sun bleached...it's in the shade, and it's also put back together as a log with the stickers in between slabs, ratchet strapped together. Not entirely sure why it's changing as it dries like that. As I said...I've got plenty of...

All of my walnut appears to be getting lighter (color wise) as it dries. Disappointing. If I didn't know it was walnut, I would question it looking at the stacks outside. Very odd. The firewood didn't do that. Not sure what the deal is.

Hes 19. He lacks the wisdom to understand what the correct thing to do is. He's gonna keep doubling down on stupid shit because that's what you do when you're a dumb fuck 19 year old.

He's got some studies on Lichess where he brags about playing perfect chess the entire game. Dude is full of complete shit.

You know, they do make those remote controlled vibrating panties and shit, and that would actually explain a lot of things. It would certainly explain his weird facial expressions and seemingly lack of interest/concentration in the game.

Well, been 2 weeks since I brought mine in. Vet wasn't at all concerned. We've maxed her out on carprofen, but still plenty of other things we can give her. Put her on gabapentin, which blocks the nerve pain and all of a sudden, she's like a whole new dog. Her leg and hips are still fucked up...