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  1. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The one year we had the pool open, we dumped 55 gallons of chlorine into it. It's 20x40, 12 feet deep. It's a lot of fucking expense just to keep running, let alone rehab. Although, I will admit that the decision is going to be made when I see who I'm with then and how many hot friends she has.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fuck the pool. Waste of time and energy. My recent home appraisal stated "Pools provide no value at this latitude." Filling the fucker in and I'll build a gaming gazebo there or something. Just gotta take care of some other shit first. Probably, but I haven't so much as seen her since...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One year ago yesterday I got back to my house after I nasty separation which my ex now claims she never wanted. Sucks when all your communication is via text, it's pretty hard to keep revising history when I can just scroll up to the part where she asked me for a divorce. My oldest turned 18...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is most women, I think. They're completely detached from reality. And really, it's no one's fault but men's, who let them get away with doing absolutely nothing simply because they have a vagina.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And yet kids who grow up in a 2 parent household outperform single parent kids in every metric. My parents are still married, and my childhood sucked too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They did. For a long time. You can live with someone you don't like. Quite easily. You can fuck someone you dont like. You can definitely be married to them. The point is that it's not always about you. There are times where your personal happiness is a fragment of the big picture.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sure. Now, think about your kids suffering as a result. Your kids only being able to spend time with one parent at a time. They don't get mom AND dad tucking them in anymore. They don't get mom AND dad at the dinner table to tell about their day. If all you're doing is thinking about yourself...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes it's not that simple. Kids and finances make what you think would be an easy decision like that much more complicated.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait a few years.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is probably the correct interpretation. My ex ran up 10-15k behind my back over the course of a summer. I don't even wanna know what she spent after I filed for divorce, but considering the kids said there was barely any room in the house to walk, I suspect it was plenty. My mistake was...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    There's always Munich, that's the last place I saw one, in 2009!
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    All Time Greatest FoH Drama/Incidents?

    I don't think I have em. I have Etoillie's and Trex's D-cup battle, but hadn't learned to save that shit yet. But yes, what everyone says is correct, she had a banging body, minus the feet, which no one looked at anyway.
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    All Time Greatest FoH Drama/Incidents?

    Aww, that's too bad. That dude could definitely run on a political platform of making feet great again and fat titties.
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    All Time Greatest FoH Drama/Incidents?

    Oh shit, that was the guy with the hammer toed GF mentioned a few posts up, too. The one with the huge titties.
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    Gloomhaven

    Oh trust me, it's my dream to play this with buddies who are too far away to get to the table, and save the game without eating on the couch for the week too. But this will not happen next Wednesday. And may not happen at all, because we all know how early access goes.
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    Gloomhaven

    Oh, I figured you guys knew. No, 4 classes at release (so not even what the TT game starts with unlocked), no campaign, no multiplayer support, and they're not planning on a launch until 2021. Oh, and multiplayer is gonna be the last thing they add. So, typical early access. A whole lot of...
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    Gloomhaven

    Almost 2 years to release. You'll be waiting awhile yet.
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    The Metal Thread

    Eh, really you wanted to see them 15+ years ago. The last tour (with Amon Amarth), AA just stole the fucking show. Megadeth is playing a half step down to correct for Dave's voice and half a step slow too. It's really just a shell of their former selves. I saw them on the Cryptic Writings...
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    Doom: Eternal

    Also, yes, I've been around on every iteration of the boards, just slowing down the posting considerably.
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    Doom: Eternal

    What if the demons were jews?
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    Doom: Eternal

    Honestly, I think the story would be better if they continued on with the story from the books in the 90s. Essentially, the demons are just aliens, but part of their conquering strategy is to genetically modify their invasion force to look like the mythology of the culture of the enemy, in...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    lol, i completely forgot about this. So, this show is essentially Dexter.
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    The Metal Thread

    These guys are nonsensically good guitar players.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, you're not the only one. I started out like these guys are saying, and I did keep tabs on my oldest when she was younger, but then I realized that she actually paid attention to what we told her. We told her never to give out personal info online. We told her to use aliases, we taught her...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Study after study shows that kids living in the same household as both of their parents perform the best by a wide margin. The kids are innocent in the divorce and love their mom and dad both. Make no mistake, 50/50 is the best of a bad situation, but it's still a situation the kids didn't ask...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It fucking blows, let me tell you. But there's something that blows even more than that. On any given day, my youngest daughter cannot see one of her parents, both of which she loves equally. You think your pain sucks? It fucking breaks my heart listening to her say on my weekends "I miss mom...
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    Energy Drink Thread

    Should be all over the place. Launched like 3 weeks ago.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Joking aside, I'm gonna say this, Noodle... Don't let sex make up for bad behavior. Bad behavior is bad behavior. Not respecting you is still not respecting you, even if she puts out. Sex was never the problem in my marriage. We fucked constantly, probably averaging 3+ times a week throughout...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Most? So there are still some guys having sex with your wife more times a year than you do in a day?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, I didn't have an easy time with it either, but again...what do you do? At the time, I had a 2 year old and a 12 year old. She felt she was entitled to do whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted. Which, I kinda get, but then you're also responsible for the consequences. She always...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Meh, everyone has issues, kinda pointless to dwell on stuff, so I tried to forget about it. The thing that sucks is not noticing how far off the deep end the relationship went because i kept making excuses for her horseshit behavior. Sometimes it really is as simple as she doesn't respect you...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bought her 2 Keurigs (translation...she NEEDED them, zomg, couldn't live another day without them!). She still spent that much. The best day of my life was the day she picked another guy over me.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You guys have a good life. Just imagine for a second going to your joint account and searching for "Starbucks" and pulling up $1000 in transactions in a 3 month period. And you don't drink coffee. $10 a fucking day. And THEN you get all this fucking shit with money vanishing down the black...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're absolutely insane if you're the one making money and letting someone else tell you what you're allowed to do with it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, that's what was so shocking about it. I get women who don't watch porn not being kinky, they don't get the ideas for stuff, so they have no interest in it. But, there are no guys who don't watch porn. They just don't exist, and you're not gonna convince me they do. So guys SHOULD be down...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was married for 18 years. We had a very active sex life up until the end. Toys, cuffs, she got into choking the last few years, all manner of stuff. I started dating this gal a few months ago and she says "hey, I need to know you're cool with more than just basic sex stuff. I require more...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A guy's entire life is based upon rejection. We ask women out, push for sex, take risks. Sometimes it pays off, most of the time it doesn't. We become accustomed to rejection. You ever broken up with a woman before? They have no fucking idea how to handle it. They've never been rejected...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So she's telling you that she's "asking for it" "because of the way she dresses?" I can't seem to figure out why men get such mixed signals from women.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, sometimes they just need a fucking reality check. I've got a buddy who's wife is pants on head retarded entitled and every 4-5 years ago she needs some other female member of the family (mom or daughter) to explain to her "uhh, you know he does EVERYTHING right? He pays all the bills, he...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Heh