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  1. Cutlery

    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Yep. That's the real horseshit part. Most women offer so little in the way of actual qualities, so you're really only with them for pussy. But you're rolling the dice even with condoms if you're just banging random tinder sluts and doing ONS stuff. So what do you do? You've gotta pretend they're...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't pretend you don't have the gigantic faggot thing on lockdown, dude. I'm not even a blip on the radar of the bullshit you've pulled around here. The only reason I'm even interacting with you is your moderator tag overwrites the ignore function. Now you can feel free to regale me with some...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You realize who you're talking to, right?
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    Energy Drink Thread

    No, I meant the NOS. Energy drinks are such a weird flavor balance for me. Something in there makes most of them vile, add on artificial sweeteners and it makes for a dicey mix of products that all needs to be balanced right for me to drink them. I probably should just quit caffeine instead.
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    Energy Drink Thread

    I am a giant fruit punch fan and can tolerate almost no energy drinks. They all taste like shit. NOS Rowdy though is the best of the best. Unfortunately it got discontinued because it is NASCAR branded. It's coming back later this year as Power Punch. Unfortunately, pricing not as good as...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My grandmother never worked. My mom didn't work until we were in high school. My father and grandfather are both mechanics. So, from 1950-1995 single income worked just fine.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I totally get it, which is why I worked overnights for 18 years. I would get home in the morning, she would go to work, and I spent all day with the girls, then put them down for a nap around 3 and hopefully got 5 hours of sleep before I had to get up for work. Neither kid went to daycare...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I agree with you, and I don't really have a good answer for that. I can tell you right now if I had any inkling 8-9 years ago when we were talking about having my youngest that I never would have agreed to have another kid if I in any way thought we would be divorced right now. My oldest...
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    Aliens and imploding simulations.

    I'm not sure you know what the word logic means.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Meh, cheap wedding, expensive wedding. None of it really matters. I got married in a courthouse and we bought silver bands, each was under $20. Doesn't change shit, if one person doesn't want to make it work, it won't work. And when that's the only criteria for failure, it's a pretty sad...
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    Gloomhaven

    Melee summons are awful in this game, and really you have to think about them in terms of being a preemptive heal. That's all they're gonna do...take one hit for you and die. The only good summons are ranged, everything else is crap. As far as augments go on the MT, The Mind's Weakness (+2...
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    Gloomhaven

    No you don't, tinkerer is pretty bad. MT has pretty powerful damage and excellent CC. Tinkerer has, uhh..heals? Heals are pretty much the most inefficient action possible in this game, so the rest of your party really needs to make up for the Tinkerer, honestly.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Whatever dude, dial down the fucking autism. Here, here's some fucking reality for you too, since the judge told you you weren't going to get the kids. If she files a restraining order against you because you get arrested for a domestic, that is evidence of you being an unfit parent due to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think you might need to go back up in the thread and read the part where I told him to move out and get a protective order for the kids. I'm not gonna argue with you about shit we both agree on.
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    Gloomhaven

    So, what really helps out with the Cragheart is a little card called Unstable Upheaval. It's a 13 initiative double loss card, and double losses aren't typically things you want to bring. For most classes, that would be an absolute shit card...but for the Cragheart, it's a 13 initiative move 2...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What battle do you think a domestic charge is? Less than straight vertical? She's calling the fucking cops, man. The point is less about what to do and more about the fact that he needs to do something quick or it's gonna go to shit in a fucking hurry. The deck is stacked against men to begin...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I own one. I think it came with some knife set we bought. It's still wrapped. She didn't follow me down the stairs with that though, just the normal butcher knife. As far as the moving out thing goes - yeah, that's exactly what they say, don't ever move out. And I'm sure that works fine if...
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    Energy Drink Thread

    Monster has some shit coming out to directly compete with them in a month or two here. Rain? I dunno, I never pay as much attention as I should.
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Not entirely. I would like to have the reality of having a partner whos not standing in the way of every goal I have. That would be pretty cool, but the truth is, I can handle shit on my own, take care of the house and my kids on my own, and don't need to put up with bullshit for it. Here's a...
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Well, this is 100% of the problem, but it's not really fixable by men. Until women start valuing their vagina instead of using it for free dinner/lodging/car payments/favors again, nothing is gonna change. And men can't force them to value it, it's just something they have to figure out on...
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Ugh, now I'm getting dragged into this by just being honest about shit... No one's talking about second date, necessarily. But I've found women are usually good for a month and a half to 2 months before they start being needy and demanding. And wouldn't you know it, that math fits almost...
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    I disagree with none of that, but that's not really the discussion. The question was about 30 partners being so many that they needed to overlap over the course of 13 years and that's patently false.
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    ./shrug, I had 6 partners last year. You think 30 in 13 is ridiculous? You're out of touch with the dating world.
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    You are aware women can get laid whenever they want, right? 13 years for 30 partners is pretty laughable, honestly. 75% of the women on this planet could bang a different guy every week with absolutely no effort at all. And it sounds like there's a sizable percentage of them that are. I'm not...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're not stomping on your dick, we're trying to keep you from going from where you think things are as bad as they can possibly get to where they ARE actually as bad as they can get. And trust me, some of us have been thru shit that's prreeeeeeeetty fucking close to what you're going thru...
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    Gloomhaven

    Cragheart takes a little getting used to. It's really easy to build a bad deck at level 1 for a Crag. As you level up, you get a lot of good cards, so instead of being in a position where you don't have good options, you'll be in the position of having to pick which of your good options is the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, what you need is to stop acting like an idiot. You don't fucking get it. Your evidence you have now is not gonna save you from a weekend in jail. Then, if you get arrested for a domestic, you're gonna get a no contact order put on you and you won't be able to talk to her, your kids, or go...
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    Gloomhaven

    Eh, that goes away pretty quickly once you become more comfortable with your class. The game gives you a lot of options to start with and you're not sure what's good and what's bad. Eventually you have your actions scripted out pretty well a few turns ahead.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're gonna get arrested real soon, and your life is gonna take a massive turn for the worse and you're gonna wonder why you kept doing the wrong shit and acting self righteous instead of walking away.
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    Best Covers

    Kinda surprised this isn't here, these guys could make a killing being a Rush cover band.
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    Titans guide to picking a good woman.

    Hrm, I apparently missed this thread the first time around (probably because I got asked for a divorce a year ago yesterday, so was dealing with some shit), but since I got a soft mention, I guess I'll contribute. First, the guy my ex bailed on me for was dude #10. How bizarre. 7 before me...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Honestly, Sweetwater goes a little too above and beyond for my liking. They have amazing customer service, I doubt you will have any issues or regrets dealing with them. They will also call and check up on you periodically (which is where my issue with them lies), and let you know about new...
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    Best Covers

    I have a soft spot for metal bands that take crusty pop shit and make it awesome.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What a weird stance to take. I mean, are you advertising or white knighting? It's difficult to tell. It's odd to be this worked up over shit on the internet, especially in the FSR. Just scroll past the shit man.
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    Ripping audio from video

    Oh, perfect, I was just thinking this today that I have concert DVDs that didn't get CD releases and I would love to have them on MP3, but the garbage tool I had kept fucking up the audio on it (sounded like the speakers were blown out). FoH answers questions you haven't asked yet. Thanks...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also, some women are just into the pressure, in which case you can just put your hands on the sides of their neck under their ears. No real threat, but still makes them feel like there is.
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    Death and... Taxes.

    $200 back from the fed, owe $30 to the state. That's exactly how I want my taxes, none of this "keep a bunch of my money all year" shit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was told the standard for custody here now for 50/50 is something called 5/2/2/5. Each parent gets 2 weekdays permanently...for her it's Mon/Tues, I get Wed/Thurs. Then you alternate every other weekend, so you get the kids for 5 days, then she gets them for 2, then you 2, then them 5. They...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm the last person you're gonna be sorry to disappoint when you don't end up seeing your kids, fuckface. Sober up and start acting right or just load up your car and get the fuck out of the way so someone reasonable can raise them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get a lawyer. Yesterday. And for fuck's sake stop posting. #1, you're acting like a dipshit. #2 you're making a fucking record of it. Knock. It. Off. I fucking hated my wife too. But as soon as shit turned ugly I got a goddamned lawyer to help me stop being stupid, and then after that, I...