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  1. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Because he loves her.
  2. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls 2 > Dark Souls 1 > Bloodborne. Keep in mind that I played through Bloodborne using the Stake Driver because I thought it was cool as balls but it is considered an unviable weapon by almost everyone in the BB community. Almost everyone uses the Holy Sword. But that...
  3. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Unless you're able to save up tens of thousands of dollars by the time they're 18, you're not going to be able to do much for their education. $11k just barely covers a full year's expenses at the cheapest public universities in California, and even if you have them do two years of community...
  4. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Just please no more Bloodborne. That game was such a slog.
  5. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They're 9 and they're 14, they don't know what they want. I think you moving away from them was a mistake, and I think you have an opportunity to fix that. The things you said you did for your sons sounds a lot like the kinds of things my dad did for me, and even though I absolutely hated cub...
  6. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    His kids sound normal. Your nephew does not. Like Cad said, teenagers are assholes even if they like you.
  7. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    9 and 14 is tough. Like, very tough. Depending on how close they are, the 9 year-old might be getting all of his cues from his older brother. And we all know how stubborn teenagers can be. Make sure you always do something on their birthdays, like mail them something and give them a call. It...
  8. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can't tell you anything regarding that side of your issues because I'm not a parent, but having been a kid quite recently I can perhaps give you some insight into what your kids are thinking and what they might come to think in the future, but I gotta know their age. If they haven't reached...
  9. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How old are your kids?
  10. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why doesn't she just get a job and get a nanny for the kids?
  11. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Y'all are 100% not prepared for Pompadour Tini!
  12. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Westminster, Irvine, even Anaheim. Look for Nguyens and Phams. Vietnamese chicks are great because they have the beautiful skin tone that Pacific Islanders have but eat the much better tasting mainland Asian food.
  13. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    If you use Gundyr's Halberd, you need to unlock when you do the charge. It is extremely easy to parry.
  14. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Turns out things aren't gonna work out with me and that girl. She still has conflicting feelings between me and her ex and she can't handle the thought of a relationship. Too bad, she was really cool. Could've been one of the great ones.
  15. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    For me, I take more damage from normal enemies and adventuring/exploring than most people do, but I take less damage from bosses than most people do. So for me, it made sense to trade some Estus for Ashen flasks and use Heal instead of having all of my charges in Estus. If you're someone who has...
  16. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know you like the other posters do, but this screams bait to me.
  17. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I made a new character to duo with my brother and at SL 40 he two-shots any invader with Smough's hammer, which is essentially a one-shot because hitting someone with the first hit staggers them long enough to guarantee the second hit. It's insanity.
  18. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I agree that the best part of the game is catching up after not having played for a while. When I keep up with the current content I burn out pretty fast
  19. Kriptini

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Excuse you, this is a cuck-free zone.
  20. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's still on! Purity is like a diet, Hoss. You're allowed a "cheat day" two or three times a week! Difficult. Emotional attachment is important to me for that. I had a one-night-stand where I was unable to perform up to expectations because I didn't care for the chick at all.
  21. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lalafell master race! Yes. You're on a fuckin roll today lol Those were the days!
  22. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We talked about it last night. I told her that if she wanted this to work out, she's going to have let me take the place she holds for her ex. Her initial reaction to that was tears but after talking about it a long while I think she's more motivated to try. I dunno. I'm still cautiously...
  23. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't think I said anything about that. Yeah it's been more than a couple of weeks, and she might still be in contact with him through a mutual friend.
  24. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She doesn't make me feel like that at all, we do all of the things that a couple would normally do, we just don't call ourselves a couple because she's not sure she's comfortable with that yet. When I met her she was with a guy that she had been dating for two years, but it was a long...
  25. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She fits a lot of my ideal criteria, and I'm having a lot of fun right now, so the wait doesn't seem so bad. Dunno.
  26. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why is it that I don't have the patience to wait 15 minutes for In-N-Out but somehow I have the patience to wait weeks for this girl I've been seeing to figure out if she's over her ex yet?
  27. Kriptini

    Noodle's Anime Waifu GF spank-bank thread

    That sounds hilarious, I'm down.
  28. Kriptini

    Noodle's Anime Waifu GF spank-bank thread

    Alright chumps, BEST GIRL coming through.
  29. Kriptini

    Laptop Computers

    Thinking about scrapping my desktop and purchasing a laptop. I'm going to be moving around a lot for school/work starting in less than 6 months and the convenience of a laptop would be extremely helpful. I want it to be usable for both gaming and video editing, which luckily for me tends to have...
  30. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cut here, last longer with condoms.
  31. Kriptini

    Noodle's Anime Waifu GF spank-bank thread

    My religion is anti-people-who think-traps-are-gay, that's it!
  32. Kriptini

    Noodle's Anime Waifu GF spank-bank thread

    Traps aren't gay. I knew way too many of these.
  33. Kriptini

    Chronicles of Elyria - new mmo

    I find the ideas of "characters make permanent marks on the world" and "permadeath" to be contradictory. With one another. I also don't like the idea that the payment model is tied to permadeath. It could end up saving money compared to a $15 a month sub but it seems like really inconsistent...
  34. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I'm just speaking in response to the Loltaku article Noodle linked me. In that article, the author assumed that poise in DS3 is supposed to work the way poise did in DS1, which is not an intuitive conclusion considering that poise was changed to only apply to wind-ups in DS2 and it worked the...
  35. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    This is incorrect. Player control returns after the second hit. That's why you can parry the third hit on R1 longsword spammers. Also, sorry for the triple post. I'm on phone and multiquote sucks here.
  36. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    The author of this article doesn't understand that poise hasn't worked like that since DS1. In DS1, if you are standing around doing nothing, attacks won't stagger you until you are poise broken. That was changed in DS2, where poise is only applied during swing wind-ups, which is also how it...
  37. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    So hyperarmor is determined by what the weapon is? That would imply that you can be naked with an ultra greatsword and a dagger hit won't stagger you during wind-up.
  38. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    DS1 was the same way. After you get the Lordvessel you unlock deeper New Londo, Lost Izalith, Tomb of the Giants, and Duke's Archives, all of which are super short mini areas.
  39. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Except this is completely false. Poise only applies during swing wind-ups. If you have a lot of poise and you use a dagger, then yeah, you'll never see it in action. But if you have a lot of poise and are wielding a big weapon, a longsword hit won't interrupt one of your wind-ups.