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  1. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Are you even a trap?
  2. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I'm just wondering why people act like it's such a big deal when they probably never even ran into it.
  3. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Did any of you actually die/respawn enough to see enemies stop spawning? It only happened to me if I was going back to farm mobs for rare items. Never during a normal playthrough did I die in an area so many times that enemies stopped spawning.
  4. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Exactlylike that. And you can carry any passenger on it, not just your spouse.
  5. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    It can be called "charming" but it's still an element of bad design. The Souls games are very food on the whole but there are a few bizarre design choices in them.
  6. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    You get a costume and a weding ring that lets you teleport to your spouse whenever you want in the free package. There are $10 and $20 packages that include bonus items. (The $20 package comes with a 2-seater white chocobo.) You also get priority ERP scheduling with me, which is a very hot...
  7. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    It needs to look good, though. I would rather play a game with pixelvomit graphics than a game that looked like Baby's First Afternoon in Maya as long as the pixelvomit had a unified, cohesove, and generally good-looking theme (example, Hyper Light Drifter).
  8. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    The challenge of a boss should be the boss itself, not the run up to it AND the boss. Imagine having to clear all of the trash in an MMO dungeon after every wipe. Don't tell me you faggots didn't run past all the mobs after dying to the Bed of Chaos in Lost Izalith. That was like a 2...
  9. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I agree with a lot of points in that article. While DS1 had better environments and level design, DS2 had much befter customization viability and game mechanics.
  10. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Are you a Lalagirl? I'm not marrying no dirty cloudbreather! I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation.
  11. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Paradox? Skipping.
  12. Kriptini

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    Guarantee you that all these athletes will be majoring in Asian Studies or whatever bullshit major.
  13. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I don't owe you shit! Rofl
  14. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Having played Episode Duscae, I would say the combat is like a combination of Witcher 3 and Darksiders 2, but that still doesn't really paint a clear picture of it.
  15. Kriptini

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    Because they're going to have a LoL team but not a CS:GO team, for example.
  16. Kriptini

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    This was only a matter of time considering that 75% of the kids in lecture halls are playing LoL anyways. Also we're right next to Blizzard HQ so the Heroes of the Storm scholarship will probably start soon as well.
  17. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Platinum Demo is more of a technical demo than a mechanical demo, although there is one part where you get to do a fight as grown up Noctis with the actual combat mechanics.
  18. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    FINAL FANTASY XV IS GOING TO SAVE VIDEOGAMES
  19. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    The most times I had sex in a 24 hour period was three. Once in the afternoon, again that night, then in the morning when we woke up. I was sore as HELL for like a good two days after. Gotta cap that at two.
  20. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    "Don't pay for everything" is such a load of crap. So many times I've gone out with a girl and they say something like, "You don't have to pay for everything" or "I feel bad for making you spend all this money on me," to which I always respond, "Feel free to pay for yourself or both of us...
  21. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I think hosts should be allowed to Estus during an invasion but any phantoms shouldn't. The host has to deal with the phantom and anh mobs in the area, plus even if they defeat the invader, they still have to make it to the next bonfire. Allowing an invader to Estus tips the scales way too hard.
  22. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Does that have anything to do with it? I'm circumcised and have never felt the need for it.
  23. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    You didn't have Google back then.
  24. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    GTX 750 Ti minimum? 970 recommended? What is From Soft smoking?
  25. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Didn't read the link, but my guess is that all English versions will be on "press difficulty" until the day one patch.
  26. Kriptini

    Chronicles of Elyria - new mmo

    I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea of having a persistent lineage instead of a persistent character, but if that's what Elyria is going to do, they need to do it correctly. It needs to be more political, more social. Less about traditional MMORPG combat and quest and more about social...
  27. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    SEATH CONFIRMED! GWYN CONFIRMED! BIRD CONFIRMED!
  28. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I propose we have a Mistbot. We use a bot that makes posts like Mist, and it'd basically be the same thing but without the responsibility of having to respond to suicide threats. Posts could include phrases such as, "giving paycheck to mom," "I haven't gotten laid in years," and "I will never be...
  29. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Oh man, I totally forgot about the Bloodborne load times... even past launch those load times were unacceptable. Will definitely be getting this game on a PC, no contest.
  30. Kriptini

    Dear Game Developers: ENOUGH WITH THE HORRIBLE ENDINGS TO YOUR VIDEO GAMES

    It was absolutely intended... it's the whole point of the game.
  31. Kriptini

    Winter 2016 Anime Thread

    I turned out not enjoying Konosuba. The first two episodes were good but everything after that was pretty tropey/cliche. The fight scenes all sucked, the camera would always pan away so as not to show blood, gore, or even any actual injuries. Eventually I couldn't tell the difference between it...
  32. Kriptini

    could it work eq +ds?

    And yet I won't be the one sucking a homeless man's dick when Pantheon releases in 2025.
  33. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    In VaatiVidya's most recent video, he quotes Miyazaki as saying that the Dark Souls 3 world is physically smaller than the DS2 world but is more dense.
  34. Kriptini

    could it work eq +ds?

    The difficulty of Dark Souls is not what appeals to me. What appeals to me is the environments, combat, different enemy types, and especially, the massive selections of weapons and armor. Never once playing DS1 did I think, "Wow, I'm having so much fun having my asshole reamed by Ornstein and...
  35. Kriptini

    Winter 2016 Anime Thread

    Should I watch Kono Suba? I absolutely hate weeb/moe trash but from what I've heard, Kono Suba is more parody/a rejection of tropes than usual. Plus it takes place in an RPG I think, which is a theme I enjoy (though I hated Log Horizon and most of SAO).
  36. Kriptini

    could it work eq +ds?

    It wouldn't work IMO. Dark Souls combat is good for a single player game but would be terrible as an MMORPG.
  37. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Yeah, I got up to eight hearts with both her and Leah before I opted for Leah. I had the instrumental scene with her in the winter and the "tree" was a stump. It was pretty funny.
  38. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Alright homos, who did you marry?