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Problem I'm having is that she seems to stagger her sword attacks so that rolling through the first one makes you get hit by her second sword before you're even out of your first roll. Hm. They're OP in PvP though because hitting with an R1 means you're going to automatically land the second one...

Spoiler for sequence breaking.

Honestly if you didn't roll Deprived with no burial gift for your first character you are a pansy who probably uses the Estoc or Dark Sword.

The Corvian Greatknife is really cool. Picked it up on a new character and it puts in serious work. Can't wait to see what it does at higher levels!

Why didn't you just use the weapon you wanted to use instead of the best weapon? I played Bloodborne with the stake driver the entire way through from the moment I got it. My BB experience was probably MUCH different from y'alls.

Poise is not useless in PVP. Ultra Greatswords are so OP that if you can trade with someone, you will probably kill them on the second hit. It's ridiculous.

I like him except for the fact that there is no floor. It's hard enough to perceive depth in video games as is. Taking out the floor basically leaves me guessing as to whether or not I'm in range to hit him with my longsword.

Does anyone have that article about a man posing as a trans to spy on girls in a pool changing room? I don't save links because my Google-fu is usually pretty good and now I'm in a lolFacebook argument with someone and when I need it, I can't find it. EDIT: Nevermind,found it. I should rely...

Trying to farm Concords so I can get the ring that gives +2 Attunement slots... it really sucks. Darkmoon Covenant seems completely busted so I'm forced to farming Silver Knights for the Concords, and I'm getting about 1 per hour of farming. Really don't want to start NG+ until I get that ring...

I just use the basic Longsword. The Dark Sword doesn't stab on its R2, which is something I use often.

I WANT TO WAKE UP, I WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE

The only time he spends more than $10 on a hoor and he doesn't sleep with her. Curious!

Agreed. My opinion: DS3 > DS2 > DS1 >>>>>>> Bloodborne.

Dammit. Play Scholar of the First Sin, it's just a redone version of Dark Souls 2 with better technical features and better enemy/item placement.

J49 getting back to his wife and swearing off hookers and blow would be the perfect fairytale ending. But I don't think this is a fairytale.

Was talking with Vinyard last night and I came up with a theory regarding where this game fits into the Dark Souls timeline. Spoilers up to the third Lord of Cinder.

Same, I'm really hoping the wikidot site gets updated because fextralife is garbage.

I dunk it. A visionary!

The beers derail was interesting. I drink Big Wave, Corona, and Tsingtao. Am I a hipster?

While we're waiting for Johnny's second cumming, what's the deal with putting seemingly random numbers after his name? I see 52 come up a lot.

Grade V Materia. Crit is probably a safe buy.

Poise only applies during attack wind-ups. When you're preparing for a swing of your weapon, you have poise. After a swing or while idle, your poise is effectively zero. (It was the same in Dark Souls II.)

I chose no starting gift 'cause I ain't a little bitch

Thoughts so far (tutorial through first area): What, you think they should just freeze in place and let you walk out of their attacks? Those dudes with the axes don't mess around. You gotta roll!

Reminder: If you start your first playthrough as anything other than Deprived, you are a MASSIVE pansy.

Try making a party for it in party finder. ...and be prepared to wait a long time.

My brother and I are both going to be playing Dark Souls 3 on launch, but our internet is a special kind of stupid and won't give me any of the bandwidth if he's downloading something. So it'd be nice to be able to have that extra window so we can both play on launch.

Has anyone got their GMG key yet?

Show us the receipt, you pansy!

You make it very difficult to regard you with any amount of respect whatsoever.

They made /cpose work when you're sitting. Lalas have a leg spread pose. :^)

So I may or may not have become the J49 of Gilgamesh.

So far I think the versions I'm going to play are: 1: PSP (or Android if it's the same) 2: PSP (or Android if it's the same) 3: DS 4: DS 5: GBA 6: GBA 7: PC 8: PC 9: Android (or PC if it comes out when I get around to it) 10: PS2 (or PS3 if I can emu it) 12: PS2 13: PC

How difficult is it to emulate DS on PC? I have a couple of friends who want me to stream the games.

Alright friends, I'm planning on marathoning every main title FF game between now and the release of XV. (Excluding XI and XIV.) So bros, which is the best version/remake of each game to play? Prefer PC/emulation if possible. Obviously VII only has one option but I know there's a lot of...

Can amod shaw Tanoomba? This thread was so nice while he was away.

I'm in between FCs at the moment. Just using my linkshell and friends list to get stuff done.

I know, right? That "would of" makes me sick.

Exactly. Noodle truly is the FSM. Por que no los dos?