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  1. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Did he use the name of the propane guy from King of the Hill? Lol
  2. Kriptini

    J49: An Erotic Life

    He wants to prepare himself for the homeless man's dick he'll have to suck when Pantheon comes out. It seems very likely that Pantheon will come out around the same time J49's wife buys him out of the house. Maybe Capri can teach Noodle how to be pretty!
  3. Kriptini

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    I like Hartsman as a game director/producer. I don't like him as a CEO, though I'm sure his investors love him because he basically saved Trion and is the main factor behind its money-printing status today.
  4. Kriptini

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Has he posted here before? Would love to pick his brain about several things. I have theories/guesses on what happened to Trion after Rift's launched and I wonder how much of it he would be able to confirm as true. So here's the short version of my (conspiracy) theory on what happened at Trion...
  5. Kriptini

    Who are you voting against the least?

    This is true for me, at least. I don't care about amnesty one way or the other. I think I like the idea of locking up the border but I could easily be swayed to either side of amnesty. I think Trump is a good choice to handle national affairs and Kasich can set a good tone for domestic affairs.
  6. Kriptini

    Rift: Planes of Telara

    Trion's current business model will never allow them to make a good MMORPG ever again. Which is a shame, considering that I think Hartsman actually has some pretty good ideas.
  7. Kriptini

    Who are you voting against the least?

    But Kasich as VP would make mefeelbetter.
  8. Kriptini

    Moderator approved racist jokes thread

    What would The Office be called if Stanley was the boss?
  9. Kriptini

    Moderator approved racist jokes thread

    Was somethin white folks always lyin bout? When's the only time a white man say he has no job? Was the one thing Saltine lookin-ass bitches don't have that sistas do?
  10. Kriptini

    Who are you voting against the least?

    Kasich in the primary, Trump in the general. Hoping for a Trump/Kasich ticket but it seems like Carson has a higher chance of being picked at this time. Also, why is this poll anonymous?
  11. Kriptini

    J49: An Erotic Life

    The phrase is "throwing a hot dog down a wet hallway," c'mon guys.
  12. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Absolutely, I think there's a lot of room for improvement on this thing. Even so, it's a lot of fun and relaxing. It's also really easy on the eyes, which lets me play it for a long time.
  13. Kriptini

    Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

    Rubik's momma so fat, she thought the NAS system was a thumb drive.
  14. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Pirated the game and now I'm addicted. Will probably end up buying it. Dammit.
  15. Kriptini

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    One of my coworkers is taking the day off to play this today. He was raving about it but I giess I don't really understand the content format. It's like an open world lobby with instanced missions?
  16. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Striker? But ya hardly know 'er!
  17. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds great, especially the clam.
  18. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds pretty good. Especially the scallops.
  19. Kriptini

    Grim Dawn

    Yeah, I do want to be melee, but I was thinking I also might want something to support my brother since he's playing pure Soldier. Is there a class with healing in this game or is not a big deal? I was thinking about maybe Nightblade/Occultist, but if not, then Nightblade/Arcanist sounds fun...
  20. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I loved the Tactics games (yes even the Advance ones) and I absolutely hated Disgaea 5. That's the only one I've played, but if it's indicative of the rest of the series then I for sure will never play another Disgaea game.
  21. Kriptini

    Grim Dawn

    Gonna try this game with my brother. I want to play Nightblade as my primary class, but no idea what to pick for dual-class. Anyone have any suggestions?
  22. Kriptini

    Kingdom Come: Deliverance

    My only complaint is that the voice actors are English and not Eastern European. I like everything else I see about this game, though I would like to see how combat has progressed since what I was shown a year ago.
  23. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They're all wearing shirts, faggot.
  24. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I really like BD's story. Yeah the repetition part was a drag, but I still really liked the character development and all that. I must be in the minority there.
  25. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He kinda does. Just enough. There's tiers of bald guys with muscles. There's the highest tier, Tier 1, The Rock. Many of us are mere mortal men and cannot reach that tier. Then there is Tier 2, Vin Diesel. That kind of body requires a lot of work and conditioning. But then there's Tier 3, Bruce...
  26. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's the muscle definition, dude. Bald guy + muscles is a recipe for success. If I ever go bald, I want to look like Bruce Willis.
  27. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This right here. Muscles look great on bald guys. Take the Rock for example. Well, muscles look great on everyone, but especially bald guys.
  28. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Depends on what's attached to that bald head. You got guns?
  29. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    IGN Review. http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/...d-layer-review From the sound of it, the game is good except for the localization.
  30. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Okay, that article pissed me off. Getting rid of story-altering choices is crossing the line. RIP Bravely Second, I was really looking forward to this game but now I just feel cheated. I don't want to play another railroaded turn-based JRPG.
  31. Kriptini

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I was interested in it when I first heard about it, but that trailer is awful. I most likely won't see it now. That blonde chick is a freak, though. Would cross streams with her.
  32. Kriptini

    No Man's Sky

    Is PC release in June, too? I thought this game was supposed to be a timed exclusive.
  33. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wish they were traps, at least then they'd be cute and not just fat.
  34. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    How's everyone doing on the new Mushin fight? My best attempt (403 AP Blade Dancer) was 23% and enrage. I want to stack the damage buff more but it's really tough for me to outheal that DoT. I might just need to gear up more.
  35. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Maybe the developer has a Patreon? Pirate the game, donate to the dev's Patreon, victory.
  36. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Is this even Nintendo's doing, though? Who's on translation for Bravely Second?
  37. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I did not hear about that. Bravely Second was supposed to be the game that didn't get censored super hard. Removing game content is just
  38. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Watched about 20 minutes of footage, up to the first boss of the High Wall. Something I'm really not okay with:
  39. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here for you, dude. I'll be praying for you while I'm setting up bear traps in the bushes around my house.