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  1. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She doesn't drive. She's going to school around here and doesn't have a car. Normally she takes the bus to school but busses are garbage around here and I wasn't gonna have her either wait two hours on the bus to get to the right stop or walk 30 minutes to the movie theater, screw that. It's...
  2. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I'm a BD in 1850 in I haven't lost to a Destroyer in ages, so I wouldn't know what to reccommend to you lol
  3. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Had a date tonight that went really well but she didn't pass the door test. What do I do, bros?
  4. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    I heard that game is pretty bad, though.
  5. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    Does QA even exist anymore? Did someone give a second opinion on this and say, "Yeah, that's great! /M/ischief Reborn on Twitter:
  6. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    Just pour bleach in my water already. Best Mom Eva on Twitter:
  7. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    Yeah I was referring to how only the Troubador/Strategist/Butler line seems to be able to use staves on the Nohr side. And the Sniper, apparently. (Which has been renamed to Adventurer...why?)
  8. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    Wow, Nohr only has like one healing class. That's pretty sketch.
  9. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Summoner Summoner Summoner comp? I think you're doing this to make me mad on purpose lol. Anyways, it's really cool to be able to look at this and be like, "I know that guy!" I've finally broken out of 1750 by employing some new tactics and have climbed to around 1850, but now I'm...
  10. Kriptini

    What do you do?

    The dude that was going to hire me to work at a major film studio got laid off five days before I was supposed to meet him to sign the paperwork. As a result, the appointment was canceled. I feel bad for the dude... assuming he actually worked there. I'm still not even sure because I couldn't...
  11. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I really hope things turn out well for you Tarrant, it sounds like you're really trying your hardest to do the best for your kids.
  12. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Damn dude, grats. Must've been hard to get past those plat KFMs.
  13. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    A lot of things. Removal of skinship, censorship of outfits... though I could deal with it if it were just those. For me, what's putting me off is the dialogue choices. Most of the language is either infantalized, memes, or both. I recently replayed Sacred Stones and comparing the way the...
  14. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I see the Hathaway, but not the Buscemi.
  15. Kriptini

    Revenge of the Hypothetical Girlfriend poll

    8/10, definitely. Waiting on girls to do their makeup before we can go anywhere sucks, and is not worth the added two attractiveness points or any of the hassles that comes with dating a 10/10.
  16. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    Going to hold off. Treehouse has thoroughly alienated me and I'm not sure if I want to buy the game now.
  17. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Not even close lol. Later, nerd.
  18. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    God is unchanging. He has decided to stop flooding the earth. Same God, differenr M.O. For now, anyways.
  19. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Lol, I was very deliberate in my word choice. I never said that God changed. I said that He has changed the way He operates.
  20. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So feces then, got it.
  21. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    God is not bound by man's morality, and He has changed the way in which He operates considerably since those times.
  22. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Do you write on your cell walls with blood or feces?
  23. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Churchshouldcreate an environment where kids act more morally responsible and "good," though I understand that not all churches succeed with this. I had a very good church.
  24. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I still pray for you every night, Hodj!
  25. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You don't control who your kids hang out with when they go to school, period. You might control who they see after the bell rings, but when they're physically at school, you have no power. Many of the kids who I went to elementary school with were not very nice, and because I went to a church...
  26. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    True, but church is one of the few places where your kids will find other kids demonstrating those same morals. It's important that kids hang around peers that can be positive influences on them. I fail Jesus every day, and He forgives me every day, regardless of whether or not traps are...
  27. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I was raised Christian and I've turned out pretty well. Making your kids go to sunday school helps teach them good morals and values. They'll decide for themselves whether or not they believe in God around high school/college.
  28. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    It's the weeaboo word for "wife."
  29. Kriptini

    Parent Thread

    When I was little, I had an infatuation with Wheel of Fortune. Mother always likes to talk about how I would ask her if she wanted to "spin the wheel, buy a vowel, or solve the puzzle."
  30. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    There's very little difference between Awakened Siren and True Siren. Kinda sucks.
  31. Kriptini

    Blade Runner 2

    I still need to watch Blade Runner. We own it on Laser Disc.
  32. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Sulkowicz carried around a mattress with her 24/7. It's one thing to take a case to court, it's another thing to parade around with a fucking mattress trying to make yourself relevant in as many newspapers as possible. SHE's the one making it harder for real victims to come forward by turning...
  33. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I think you've gotten lazy with your last-wording. "K?" That's not even 10char dude.
  34. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Ex-waifu. She became a man and remarried to a catboy. Unless you're talking about one of my many unofficial Lalagirlfriends.
  35. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I avoid Blade Masters like the plague because I've never met a BM that wasn't a mouthbreather.
  36. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Opened my first Dark Pirate weapon chest and got the Lynblade on my first try. Not like I have the money to upgrade it though, lol.
  37. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Regarding Blade Dancer, they're tougher to solo with than Summoner (Summoners can solo pretty much anything they want by rolling their face on the keyboard) but I have seen videos of Blade Dancers soloing some of the difficult group instances. They have a pretty high skill ceiling when it comes...
  38. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I think you can get to gold just by knowing your class well, but once you hit gold, you really need to learn your matchups in order to get higher.