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  1. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Art imitates life.
  2. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Cucklefish? Skip it. If you need an explanation as to why, remember that Starbound has been in stage one of its three-stage beta program since December 2013. RELEASE NEVER EVER
  3. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's absolutely disgusting.
  4. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They don't give out red wings anymore, it's all about brown wings now. Just look at Kanye & Kim.
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    What age did you start selling crack

    punnkin
  6. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    This image confuses me. Especially the greentext.
  7. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    You can make an older-looking Lyn. Or you can come to terms with the fact that Lyn are the master race and embrace your inner cuteboy.
  8. Kriptini

    Tequila

    That's right up my alley. I have not been drinking very long, but the only things I like so far are rum and tequila. I find wine disgusting and vodka boring.
  9. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Warlocks are basically jacks of all trades and are gods at everything. The class is so freaking powerful it's absurd. I'm not sure if there's anything they can't do.
  10. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    Doubt it. They only started pushing their NA/EU version once BnS announced it would be coming over here. They're rushing.
  11. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Warlock can be Jin or Lyn.
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    Black Desert

    ArcheAge was subscription based in KR with the labor system for a while. The reason was to control the economy at a rate that would artificially extend the crafting grind... or get people to buy more accounts.
  13. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Destroyer is probably the most high ping friendly class. Summoner can work with it too.
  14. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Just become a stripper already Mist, that's what I'm doing. I've already started taking pole dancing lessons at my local Planet Fitness and my thigh gap has increased 18% since I've started the flat belly diet. What's your excuse?
  15. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Have you tried looking into ping reduction services like WTFast or Mudfish?
  16. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Your issue is between the computer and the chair.
  17. Kriptini

    Tequila

    There's gallon-sized Jose Cuervo? I will carry on your legacy!
  18. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXVII QA Update Thread
  19. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Nothing in the patch makes me want to renew my sub. =/
  20. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You know, ever since Ronda Rousey did that interview where she talks about having sex before a match, I've noticed a lot of those girls who do the MMA-style training have been much more frisky. And they swallow a lot more than pride.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    They cited an article from a publication called "The Sneeze." What planet is this?
  22. Kriptini

    Latin fever ( not the good kind )

    Olive oil and vinegar are not chemicals!
  23. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    All of Mushin is going Cerulean because Crimson doesn't have enough high level players to get their Misty Woods dailies done. It's pretty sad.
  24. Kriptini

    Hero's Song by John Smedley - ARPG/MMO Lite

    The three big ones for me were two in the first Black Lodge mission (I think it's called Trial Run) and one in Apex Rising. In Trial Run, if you summoned a Shaman pet at any time during the mission, the game had a chance to loop endlessly and you'd have to restart. I played a Shaman, so this was...
  25. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What's the board's opinion on mail-order brides? Would you do it? Have you done it? Is it hot when she talks in long strings of Russian? Have you been approached by ABC Family for sitcom rights?
  26. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Problem is that it's so difficult to find a channel that the devs actually pay attention to. Heaven knows their official forums are a cesspool of garbage, even moreso than Reddit.
  27. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    The intention was to discourage bots. Unfortunately, the bots are buying permium. So it does nothing.
  28. Kriptini

    Hero's Song by John Smedley - ARPG/MMO Lite

    I really liked Dragonfall, but I was only going to back Hong Kong if they fixed the numerous game-breaking bugs associated with Dragonfall. They didn't, so they didn't get my money. I still haven't bought Hong Kong.
  29. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Wardrobe is down and whispers are messed up as well. What a time to be alive.
  30. Kriptini

    What age did you start selling crack

    https://youtu.be/Q_4bp8bBNVw
  31. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I don't think I'll get there for 1v1s (I'm hitting a ceiling at around 1670) but I'm extremely close for 3v3s.
  32. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    No idea if we're getting it or not, but I did get it from this Chinese blog post: Blade Legendary Accessory Stats - Freedomplays
  33. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Will I still need the Hongmoon weapon at that point? Or can I just start working on the S weapons?
  34. Kriptini

    Hero's Song by John Smedley - ARPG/MMO Lite

    Uh-oh. I might have to go!
  35. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Seems pointless to rush it seeing as there's only a maximum of +7 Attack Power to be gained from that upgrade. I'll take my time with getting those Soulstones.
  36. Kriptini

    Hero's Song by John Smedley - ARPG/MMO Lite

    McDonalds has been running TV ads about how they're "changing things up," but they don't tell you what the changes are in the ads; they say you have to go see them in the restaurants for yourself. I am tempted to go because I'm curious, but I don't want to buy into their clickbait-esque...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I say we start a fund to rescue Bisi from Canada and bring him into the USA before it's too late!
  38. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Have you tried Dungeon Fighter Online? That's sidescrolling beat-em-up style combat.
  39. Kriptini

    Moderator Election 2016 HQ

    And rule-changers! Don't forget rule-changers!