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Protestant weddings are the best. Ceremony takes like ten minutes then party hard right after.

They definitely hit 20+ dragons a day. Those guys are a bit obssessed.

Farming Blackwyrm was pretty real money. I only caught on two days ago, but basically the Soulstones you got from the chest (especially Brilliant chests) were worth more than the keys you bought to open them. Two guildies of mine farmed Blackwyrm for four days straight and made over 100g a day.

Look at those Elements of Luck, man. I think Zaide's profession is cash shop.

Barbacoa is a bit hotter than steak. I wouldn't call it spicier, but it is hotter... if that makes any sense.

Poor man's viking funeral. Get a few close friends to build a shitty raft out of Home Depot 2x4's. Take it to the ocean, lay my body on top of it and douse it in gasoline. Push it out to sea then chuck a molotov at it. Hornpipe salute optional.

I imagine in the past if two teenagers banged each other it would just get swept under the rug, but in the age of every online news publication posting every alleged sexual assault claim with names and addresses of the alleged "criminal?" Fuck dude, I just wanted some poon after homecoming.

Not really. Their 1v1 hasn't been hit at all. Only thing that got hit was their CC in 3v3, which isn't even the thing that makes them OP in 3's.

My parents have always been very good at allocating their time together. They manage to have date night at least once a week and still find time to hang out with their individual friends or mutual friends independent of each other. Dad has always been big on golfing and mother likes volunteering...

They have a lot more skills that pierce parry now, as well as more skills that can be cast while moving.

This. Age of consent laws are absolutely brutal to young guys. Get him to stay away from that kind of behavior with anyone under 18. Even if it's reduced to a misdemeanor, if a future employer Googles his name, the headlines will be much more explicit.

Welcome to the age of Force Masters, boys. Holy crap.

Decided to upgrade my weapon today. I had enough mats to go straight to True Siren +10. I had some 20 or so Cold Iron Offering weapons saved up, I figured that would be enough to get me there. Haha... nope. Didn't even get me to Stage 3 of Awakened Siren. So after transmuting most of my...

It does not, it just redirects to their raincheck page. =(

They texted me back a link but it goes right back to the Chipoltle Raincheck webpage. I just wamt a burrito!

I think the lesson for the modern era is "don't stick your dick in crazy." The thing the kept me abstainate through high school wasn't my parents, the church, or any of that. It was the law. In California, if a male has sex with an underage female (regardless of whether or not the male is...

I think it's more fitting. Calvin always seemed very catty to me.

It's possible that some regular maintenance could fix it. Clean out the tower, make sure I have the latest drivers, etc. Or maybe it's CPU-bound?

No shadows + Ctrl F + Optimize for combat + Optimize for low-end PCs + minimum resolution = 3-10 FPS, very inconsistent. My GPU is (I think) a GTX 650 Ti. While you're here, why do you have a level 1 named Hermoine Granger?

I can never get more than 6-7 Prestige from BW because I get 3-4 FPS when fighting him, even with the low res graphics settings. It wouldn't be so bad if everyone and their sister wasn't fighting BW as well. I'd be fine with needing 10 minutes+ to kill him if it meant I could guarantee myself a...

I'm gonna get all three versions, but I'm not sure I'll be picking it up on release, and I'm not sure if I want the physical cartridge to say Birthright or Conquest on it. (It's my understanding that you can get all three storylines on one cartridge.)

Okay, serious question: let's say that Newton did get on that fumble and secured it, but was injured in the process to the point where he would no longer be able to participate in that game. Who would they put in his place, and would they have had a better shot at breaching the Great Wall of Denver?

Was wondering if he was gonna choke the kick again lol

"Butterfingers" is a good summary of this year's Super Bowl.

To the tune of "Kiss from a Rose" and Seal was in the commercial as well. More embarrassing than anything.

The blue one is my least favorite, but that "1 Critical Hit" means a guaranteed critical, not an increase of stats. The purple one is by far the best.

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Fucking lawl

Where's your Blackwyrm jewels? Kidding. Very impressive loadout.

I feel like Blade Master was the "original" class; a proof of concept made during early alpha that was left in the game but never fully fleshed out. Popular consensus is that they'll get better with Hongmoon skills and more skill points, but I don't know if a couple new skills will be enough to...

Blade Dancers are amazing, one of the best PvE classes IMO. (And I'm not just saying that because I play one.) Blade Masters, on the other hand, are just inferior to all other classes. KFM/Summoner does the tanking job better and there are many classes with more single-target DPS and way...

Yeah, it kind of irks me how garbage Blade Masters are. I don't even recruit them for Poh 4-man anymore because they're more of a liability than an asset.

I was never given "the talk." (Did my own research via Google in sixth grade.) Sex is an extremely taboo subject in the household. I think my parents are a bit more relaxed now than they were when I was in middle school, but I doubt it will ever come up in coversation.

IT JUST WORKS!

I don't think +3 AP is worth the price at all. The bracelet can have up to 7 AP.

You're missing 6ish Attack Power. 3 from your Diamond Gem. What are the stats on your bracelet?

They basically already had that with the whole "you can't join a faction until level five" restriction, and yet, faction chat still exploded. The best way to stop gold spammers is to lock character creation on a server. That's one of the reasons why I always try to play on the most populated...

Funny thing about that, one of the new "features" of the upcoming patch is that the popular Kirimu Coat, a snazzy chest piece previously only available to BRDs and MCHs, will have a new crafting recipe that allows it to be worn by all classes. That seems to be the 18th Floor's plan: release cool...

I want to run into her office. With my dick.

All the pieces of gear in FFXIV areboring, too. Everquest 2 had some cool sidegrade options - like whether I wanted the Holy Water Sprinkler gauntlets on my Templar or whether I wanted +Cast Speed gauntlets - but in FFXIV, it's just "prioritize your main stat and Det." The only role that has had...