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  1. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I thought that the new relic quest would be akin to the very first one, you know, for the base 2.0 relic, where you got to do a couple of unique fights and had to kill some challenging content. But after seeing how the 18th Floor handled Scrips and the Diadem, I should've expected a horribly...
  2. Kriptini

    Fall 2015 Anime Thread

    Gonna miss OPM. They left a lot of stuff open for another season. Really want to see more of Tornado and the Class A pretty boy, he seems like he could be pretty strong.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Probably for the best. I imagine Christmas at your place is just you unwrapping your mom's monthly electric bill.
  4. Kriptini

    New cartridge based video game system by Coleco.

    What a waste of time and money, this thing will never take off. I also find it funny how the article says that there hasn't been a cartridge-based console in almost two decades. You know what uses cartridges? The new 3DS released this year. Even funnier is that they rebranded as Chameleon...
  5. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Destroyers are very powerful, but if I stay light on my feet and burn their CC breaks, I can beat them as an LBM. KFMs, on the other hand, are near impossible for me to defeat. The good ones, anyways. I always feel like they're mocking me with the way they time their counters and stuff...
  6. Kriptini

    The Force Awakens

    At least be consistent with your slurs.
  7. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    a_skeleton_03, what was the spoiler? Did you tell them that Luke Skywalker eifher had to kill his son or nuke the commonwealth of Tatooine? Because that's the ending.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    You should write lemons.
  9. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    I think this game just isn't for me. Everything is just so overwhelming and I have no interest in what I've heard about the endgame.
  10. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    To be fair, gamers are the easiest people in the world to get gifts for. What do you get for people who don't game? A book? Everyone I know that reads on a regular basis has a Kindle. Amazon gift card it is, I guess.
  11. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I hated Earthbound and still really liked Undertale. Earthbound is really slow in comparison.
  12. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Throughout this entire thread, there have been 2-3 of us who have been consistently saying, "Don't look up anything about Undertale or watch anyone play it, if you don't want to buy it on vague details then either play the demo or pirate it." So congratulations, you ruined the game for...
  13. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Do not hate Vorph, he's cool. But do pity him.
  14. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    You're gonna have to try harder thanthat.
  15. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Reasearch for my upcoming article, "Why People Torture Themselves by Buying Bad Games."
  16. Kriptini

    What is your education level?

    Associate's in Fine Arts. Have been ready to transfer for two years but no school with a decent film program will take me. I've been offered a contract at a prestigious studio though, so if that goes well I may not need to go back to school.
  17. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Why did so many of you guys buy the FF 13 titles? Do you hate yourselves?
  18. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Can't believe I had any hopes that the quest would be more interesting than "grind the content we already made thousands of times." Glad I unsubbed, the 18th Floor seems to be actively trying their hardest to kill the game.
  19. Kriptini

    Fall 2015 Anime Thread

    All of the episodes of OPM have been fast-paced and relatively self-contained, and that's what I enjoy the most about it. With the exception of the last two episodes and the upcoming finale, every episode has either had a self-contained plot or was just a two-episode arc. If a second season had...
  20. Kriptini

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Innocent until proven guilty, that's what I think.
  21. Kriptini

    i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

    Tuco changed the rules, that's proof in itself!
  22. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I think many of us would rather solve her problems with our dicks.
  23. Kriptini

    i think i may have a claim to the House of Ascansia (serious)

    Your Princelyness, I have it on good authority that Tuco is a liar and often changes the rules. I humbly suggest that you have him beheaded for treason.
  24. Kriptini

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Part of the problem probably also has to do with the fact that they made a movie using the game's budget and they're about to do itagain.
  25. Kriptini

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Rift was made for $50 milllion (adjusted for inflation, $60 million). Defiance (although absolutely terrible) was made for $80 million (adjusted for inflation, $81 million).
  26. Kriptini

    Fall 2015 Anime Thread

    I am so excited! This week's episode was fantastic as usual, especially getting to see Tornado using her abilities again and seeing the minor heroest find a way to defeat the foe they were fighting. And of course, the cliffhanger at the end!
  27. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    If you like Pokemon, you can pick up Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire. (There's also Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon that just came out but it's pretty bad.) For Zelda, there's a Link Between Worlds which is fun, quite shorter than most Zelda games but it's a spiritual successor to A Link to the Past...
  28. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    DPS are a dime a dozen. You're gonna have 30 minute queues for dungeons and it's going to be awful. I highly recommend finding a Free Company (this game's version of guilds) with people that will be willing to run the low level dungeons with you as soon as possible. It doesn't get much better...
  29. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The engine is completely different from the original version. Jumping is still really weird because your character is still mapped to the ground while you're in the air (meaning you can jump on top of objects but trying to jump across gaps gets kinda weird), but I think for you it would at least...
  30. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Monster Hunter combat is terrible. The people who like it enjoy it despite how awful it is.
  31. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Interesting. Guess the last two offices I've worked in have been kind of lax about that stuff.
  32. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Of all the songs in the soundtrack, you link the worst one. Just stop, you're doing more harm than good. ...but he is right about one thing: don't watch any Let's Plays or look up anything about the game's plot, pretty much everything after the first ten minutes is pretty big spoiler...
  33. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I don't understand the whole "it still loads if it's spoilered" thing. If the spoiler isn't opened, it won't be seen. Am I wrong?
  34. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    It's my GOTY and I've played the crap out of it. There are no memes, that's just what people who haven't played it say to discredit it because "OMG TUMBLRTALE BECAUSE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ANDROGYNOUS!" Here's what you can expect: Interesting and complex story with multiple different...
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Daily reminder that you get shawed because you can be an incessant retard, not because you have retarded opinions.
  36. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    I saw that they wanted an application in order to apply for a key, so I was thinking, "Cool, I think with my experience, I would have a better chance at getting a key than if it were a random pool." Then I registered and saw that the application only wanted to know my name and email. And what...
  37. Kriptini

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    "Did you hear about the famous actress who killed her husband with a knife? I think her name was Reese..." "Witherspoon?" "No, with a knife."
  38. Kriptini

    So, I'm dying...

    Running with this, why don't you try singing? Like, record your voice singing a song. It'll be even better if you're the type of person that never sings, right?