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You don't need to roll out of the attacks of the sentinels in Heide's Tower. Just lock-on and then hold D. (Or right on the move stick if you use a controller. Also, this doesn't work for the one with the mace, just the ones with the swords/shields and greatswords.)

In my opinion, it's important for the RPG genre. It's absolutely not gonna solve the crisis in the Middle East or make you adopt some sort of new life philosophy, but it is an excellent example of how every single element in the game serves to add to the game experience and comminicate the major...

I can't speak on those, but if you want a game with longevity, get Dragon Quest IX.

Trannies are still men, though. Just because they got their willy chopped off and a hole drilled in their taint doesn't mean they've got two X chromosomes now.

Uh, there are way less than 18 rings there, Mist.

We're talking about Undertale. Everything after the first five minutes of the game is spoiler territory, and the narrative is probably the best part of the game.

I suppose. It's worth the $10, though. Best RPG I've played this year. Hell, best RPG I've played in a few years.

Why would you do that? You've already ruined most of the game for yourself. =/

I was, 18 pages ago. When it starts winning awards, people are gonna be like, "Huh? Never heard of it."

Crushing is OP in Dark Souls 2, and the other weapon types are a little bit underpowered. From Soft screwed up there.

Yeah, the Drangleic Sword is actually a greatsword, and a pretty average one at that. My first playthrough was a Paladin build. I used a Mace and the Drangleic Armor + Shield, as well as the Cleric's Sacred Chime for Zeus bolts.

If you want a fast weapon with good range, there's a Fire-enchanted longsword you can get very early in the game. (Longswords are DEX weapons.)

No, that's Anita Sharkeesian. You can tell by her large dorsal fin.

Too bad getting red scrips in the first place is cancer, especially if you're a CUL.

Yeah, if you want to dabble in magic, I recommend going with 10 INT and 13 ATN. This will give you access to the Soul Arrow and Magic Weapon Sorceries and two spell slots. This will also give you access to Pyromancies that do passable damage if you decide you want to use those, and you can...

I would recommending getting your Adaptability up to 20 as soon as you have enough STR/DEX to wield the weapon(s) you want to use. The reason for this is that in DS2 (unlike DS1), it is very uncommon to find shields that block 100% of damage, and as a new player, you're probably trying to...

Here's my review of 3.1: The Diadem: They fucked it up. It's garbage, awful, unfun. From the way the 18th Floor talked about it, it sounded like it was going to be dynamic, interesting content revolved around exploration and finding something new each time you visit. Nope. In reality, it's...

So over the past month, I've been in email with a representative with a crew director with a film studio to land a position working on post-production for one of their new films. After a month of sending in my resume, reels, and answering essay questions, I've been offered a job. I'll be signing...

Jesus was probably one of those guys that would use Max Revives during "no items" battles.

Well, Jesus wouldn't jack off to anything.

Alright buddy, I'm gonna go prepare the quiz and then we'll see if you can put your money where their hands are!

As part of a cultural anthropological study, one must immerse them-self in the culture, but it's not gay!

Good Doctor, I'll have to ask you to defer to my expertise on this one. I wrote a whole thesis on how traps aren't gay, after all!

Au contraire, Hodj. While it is easy to tell the difference between a simple tranny and a real woman, traps are much more difficult. Traps work extremely hard to achieve a feminine figure, and some even go beyond hormone replacement theory. Take, for example, this bro-science guide to Trap Mode...

Yes, there are free VPNs. The one I use is calledSoftEtherwhich is completely free and usually has a few different VPNs in Russia that you can pick from. I've also heard people using the free version of WTFast to some success, but I haven't tried it myself. A key thing to note about SoftEther is...

Is it? I must just be really slow, then. I've played about 4 or 5 days' worth of time and I think I'm in the mid-30's.

No, but I have a liberal arts degree in Applied Trapology from the 8chan University of /cuteboys/. It's a common misconception that traps are gay, but if we consider the Schr?dinger's Trap paradigm (also sometimes known as the Steven Tyler Paradigm), we can easily reason that traps aren't gay...

You could also try the RU version, it's fairly easy to install. You just need a VPN to bypass the region lock.

If gay porn makes three times as much as straight porn, it seems to me that it would be making more than tranny porn, because traps aren't gay. (I happen to be an expert on the subject of traps.)

Summoners are ridiculous at low levels. It'll get easier when you level up.

Spoiler:

Because humans are social creatures and spending time with anyone besides your mom will probably be relatively enjoyable for you.

Settled? Who wouldn't want to get a poz load from the star of Two and a Half Men?!

There you go! Just keep on pushing away people who want to help you and surely your life will turn around!

I don't know you, Gravy, but after seeing everyone's replies in this thread, I can tell you're a really big inspiration to everyone here. Everyone's turned off their troll meters to wish you well and let you know how much of a positive impact you've had on them. I don't have any idea of what...

How was the past beta weekened? I was playing the new content in FFXIV the whole time so I skipped this one.

Yeah, I get really engrossed in what's happening and then... it's over. The latest episode was very good, much better than the two that came before it.

Go Deprived on your first playthrough or you're a coward tbh

Yeah I've pretty much regretted my purchase of D5. Everything about it just fills me with either cringe or annoyance.