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False. You haven't seen casual latent homosexuality until you've actually hung out with a group of black guys.

If you want to fuck her, agree with everything she says and extrapolate with little one liners that subtly underline your cis het white guilt. If you're looking for a relationship with someone you're probably going to end up hating, start thinking more like someone 10 years younger than yourself.

Took long enough.

Know what, man, I wish you luck.

GIS yellow fever

It may not be that your ex-wife ruined it. You may just be a guy that doesn't need to get laid that often to be satisfied with his sex life. Gasp. I had a problem kinda like yours, just reversed. When I was young (ie. before I went monogamous with the current manwife) I was in relationships...

Bet she cries after.

Massachusetts. Low-income city surrounded by rural/semi-rural suburbs. Renters around here don't like dogs/pets because white trash don't know how to train their animals or clean up after them. Also, pitbulls are a big thing.

I'm definitely a dog person, and would not mind having one. But. There's certain shit you have to forgo. This family's weird about pets in general, and how attached they get to them. I get it, unconditional love and all that. I owned a cat that I rescued from the same back yard, and left him...

So it's getting to that point where we're (Me, mostly) looking for a new apartment/living arrangement. Shit sucks. Right now we're paying insanely low rent for a third floor apartment. Grandfathered into it, as the landlady also owns my parents' place where they've lived for 25+ years. It...

How bizarre.

He emigrated to the states in his teens, and did construction/masonry/infrastructure work for about 15 years. Became a lift operator/engineer. He's retiring this spring. He likes gardening, stereo systems, cooking, herbal remedies, and Uma Thurman. We used to hike and take trips to do off-resort...

More of my art. Alien design contests and work stuff that now only exists as low rez files ( Also other

Not sexual assault. I am asserting myself as a strong independent womyn who will note the presence of the patriarchal hard nipple, yet refuse to be subjugated by it. By taking it in my strong womyn fingers until he starts making funny noises, I have claimed both sovereignty and sexual...

I grab him by the nipples sometimes. I don't know why. It's not a sex thing and he hates it. But if its cold in the room and I notice a hard nipple there's a easy 50% chance I'm grabbing it on impulse.

The longer you look at her, the weirder-looking she gets

Oh, good. Tell my tranny doppleganger to stop playing shitty MMOs next time you talk to him. Glad to help.

Calm down nerds

Not to be a downer, but I guess this is as good a place as any to ask the question. Why do you post here? You already said you wanted to have grown-up conversations in the grown-up threads- understandable, considering your preoccupation with talking about your children. But you're asking for...

I don't think you'd be at fault or that the kid's parents would have much traction in saying so. Soon as the kid reaches in after the dog he's liable for whatever happens on that side of the fence, no?

Heimerdinger's kit. Riddick, or his alien dog if Riddick isn't available.

Speaking of noises you don't want to hear in porn

Morbidly obese people. I interact with several 'regulars' due to work, and they're all filthy, disgusting excuses for human beings. That weird brown spackly shit they get around their neck folds, the smell that comes from them being incapable of washing their nether regions, the goddamn paunch...

sea bugs land bugs

I never said there wasn't a difference between being a mom and what I was doing. I'm saying the general gist of the article was true to my situation and can totally believe it is the same situation for a lot of stay-at-home mothers, with the kids being incidental to the mom's over-all situation...

Pretty good article. I know it certainly applied to me and the way I used to be. My first actual posting back on FoH was in the Depression/ADD threads. I was not in a good place and hadn't been since I graduated college. Mentioned I moved out as soon as college graduation to shack up with the...

Voyeurism, soap box, friend-collecting, 'networking.' Facebook's got everything to simulate a full and active life, all while sitting there staring at a screen. Probably easy to get addicted to. Even if it sucks, the conversation you want to have with her is something worth having. There's...

You're not going to have that conversation without drama, no.

I like spooning as much as the next person. But do not underestimate the annoyance that is someone snoring literally right behind/besides your head.

Gonna have to go with Soy on this one. Not saying the no-fap crowd doesn't exist, but there's something incredibly fishy about a person in a sexually-active relationship saying they don't (or never) scratched the record. Something an asexual might say, sure. But you say the wife is down for...

It's a digital painting made from a stock photo, made by an artist that copies photographs and adds shit to them. Searching "generic hot lady face" will probably get you similar results.

Gotta go with Mel.