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You"re retarded. The guy"s not knocking holes in your fucking walls to check on the gauge of wire used in your basement. He"s not pulling up your fucking carpet to see if the floor structure is damaged. He"s checking for leaks under your sink and seeing if your fucking light switches work. Do...

Well, not really. Tim Taylor was incompetent. Most of the people you have actually doing the work around your house (including the people who built it) are not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, that"s why they"re doing labor for a living in the first place. It used to be that you had to go...

Alot of that shit is obvious. Code violations should stick out like a sore thumb, since building permits are required for pretty much everything you do on your house. If it"s not done properly, it probably looks like shit. Drainage and grade are hand in hand. Wet basement? Hey, it"s not draining...

Meh, I walked around with my inspector and determined it is 100% bullshit. These guys aren"t gonna find anything that you can"t find with a checklist and an hour or 2. It seriously is as easy as "Turn on water. Hot water come out? Y/N Drain leaking? Y/N Light switch work? Y/N" If you...

You don"t really have a recourse anyway, so it"s not a big deal. You know what you"re buying, and as soon as they hand you the keys, it"s your fucking problem from then on out anyway. What are you gonna do, back out because you need a couple hundred in repairs somewhere? No, of course not. So...

No, YOU"LL be packing the moving van. I don"t envy you. I moved everything in my house myself, 100% except for the bed. Everything else, I hauled down 3 flights of stairs, and into my pickup, and then over to the new house and then either up or downstairs as necessary (split entry). Buy...

No,you"vetaken the viewpoint that you don"t want to discuss politics in business and finance. Other people know they"re related and it"s not easy to discuss one without the other. No one else here cries about it, just you. And I didn"t get infracted for it. I was told to stop hurting your...

I think it"s just a good lesson in Facebook, honestly. Have shit on your facebook that you don"t want the world to see? Have questionable facebook "Friends?" Well, expect the unexpected then.

Truth fucking hurts, doesn"t it? You"re absolutely no better than any of the guys you hire who feel they don"t need to come in to work except when they want to. Go ahead and justify it. Try. I fucking dare you.

Hey, I"m not talking about politics. I"m talking about tax evasion. You"re the one that brought up politics. I think it"s fairly obvious that what you"re doing is unethical at best, and illegal at worst. That doesn"t have fuck all to do with politics, but nice try. And you wonder why...

What are you making this political for? Don"t troll this forum.

It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with companies shirking their responsibilities to society. Don"t be like Lyenae, bro. You can"t get to the job without roads.

What a country, huh?

No no no, that wasn"t what I asked.

What"s better, Lyrical? $500,000 with a 30% tax bill, or $1,000,000 with a 50% tax bill. Serious question.

It"s fine to joke about cancer, it"s past the statute of limitations. I mean, shit, we can joke about AIDS and 9/11 right? Cancer is most certainly not off limits.

Wait a minute. Get cancer, fuck bitches? This post was purely for comedic value and is in no way referring to Ravvenn as a bitch.

Yeah, and Tuco"s an engineer I dunno man. My wife has this friend who says stuff like "How come every time I go camping I end up naked?" It"s because you"re a whore, sweetie. It"s also why you bought fake tits despite already looking like barbie, and now you look like you"re smuggling...

Don"t worry man, the older you get, the more desperate the chicks get, it"s all good. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/REEuR3HOirk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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Gotta count in MIP. That drops off after you get 20% into the house, so it won"t be $933 forever.

Who the fuck let you back in after your little meltdown last time?

I said it"s possible. It is however, not likely. And yes, you can transmit the disease through vaginal sex. But it"s not going up your fucking urethra, so men don"t have anything to worry about...which is kinda the same thing I said when we started this conversation. Your female partner might...

Risk Realities Related Articles: Whatever Happened to AIDS and Straight Men? Linked this before, whenever the topic comes up, but no...actually infection is not easier than that.

Yeah, like Eomer said, there"s not a fluid exchange occurring F -> M at any point in heterosexual sex. It"s a myth that AIDS can happen to anyone. It generally doesn"t. Straight men with no intravenous drug use and no random sauna encounters don"t get AIDS. Is it possible? Sure, I suppose if...

Straight guys don"t get AIDS from heterosexual sex, so you don"t need to sweat it. Also, if they"re being tested monthly and using condoms every time (like the industry does) then what are you really worried about? If you"re the kind of guy that fucks whores, why is this particular point...

Well, a good chunk of it is selfishness, without a negative connotation to the word. Kids impede upon your life. You can"t do shit you could before you have kids. You don"t get to go out every night and hook up with random chicks, you don"t get to sleep in until noon, you don"t get to stay up...

The thing is that if you do that, it"s gotta be believable. There are many ways to say that phrase, but not all of them are going to yield the same results. I don"t think Eomer is a guy that could pull it off.

Whatever dude. All banks are happily fixing up distressed properties and communicating with buyers in a timely manner! Go on out and get yourself some property, boys!

I"ve heard it, I just find the context to be very disturbing. Like the one thing that sticks out in my mind is from True Lies where what...Bill Paxton? That car dealership dude says it. And just the way he does just makes me cringe every time. Like, there"s seriously something wrong with that...

No, that"s not it at all. You said inventory was low, I said it wasn"t, it"s just the wrong inventory. My sister is looking for houses right now and I"ve looked through the shit she has to. It"s not low inventory, it"sthe wrong inventory. Everything in her price range is bank owned or short...

Yeah, I gotta go with Nintendo Peanut here. What the fuck is up with this saying? Is that good or bad? Everyone seems to talk about it like it"s good, but it is most definitely not good, because you wanna be snuggling up next to a 10 year old boy? I haveneverunderstood that statement from any...

Yeah, you have no fucking idea what"s going on. You"re absolutely right, it is losing money every day, but that doesn"t mean that banks are doing anything about it. Dude, every single person I know who dealt with a bank to buy a house, either short sale or foreclosure had the process hampered...

For the bay area, that sounds pretty fucking reasonable. My home is 5/3, 2500 sq ft, .85 acre on a pond and it sold for 310 in 2006. We bought in "09 for 240 and still feel pretty good about it. I get that you do this for a living man, I totally do, but that is just not how the market as a whole...

It"s been that way since we bought our house almost 3 years ago. Anything that"s good gets snapped up right away, since no one wants to fuck with short sales/foreclosures after the first couple of times you"ve gotta deal with asshole banks and their bullshit requirements. Not to mention the...

No, there"s a shitload of inventory, it"s just the wrong inventory. After buyers deal with a few shitty bank owned properties, you"d be surprised how quickly a house that"s been updated and is in good condition will sell when there"s a glut of buyers all sick of picking through the bank"s trash...

Which isn"t a bad thing, and don"t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Well, your agent is obviously holding you back if he"s fucking up the negotiating. Is he showing you properties, or are you looking for them yourself and just having him set up the showings?

Meh, that"s a bullshit requirement. Do banks wanna sell their fucking properties or what? Why keep putting nonsense in the way of it? For all their fucking crying about it, you"d think they"d want to make it as easy as possible to unload all this shit. Instead, we"ll just throw up some more...

You"re not preapproved? That"s probably why you"re not getting any action. I wouldn"t start talking with someone unless they were pre-approved too. Not gonna get my hopes up on someone that can"t come through with financing. That"s not a knock on you, you"re just some random guy that bid on a...