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How far are you lowballing? That"s why I started with the bedrooms...so we could move in! I didn"t even have the washing machine at the house yet when we moved in, and the fridge got delivered that day.

Well, fortunately for her (and I forgot this part) is that he fucked up on the effective dates of the contract. When she came to me and said "I think I fucked up" the first thing I noticed is that the contract said it was effective from July 9th, 2012 to January 9th, 2012. As far as I"m...

Alright, looking for some feedback on the way the world works, because I had an atypical experience on buying my house. When we bought our house, our realtor was my wife"s uncle Jack. We never signed anything with him, he set up all the showings and took us out to whatever we wanted to see...

Always time for a good Rallos Zek joke.

Office. Man Cave. Guest room. Helping people out (like when my 22 year old sister got kicked out of the house because she was staying at her boyfriend"s). Workout room. Or, the best possible use...indoor sauna, baby. There"s always shit you can do with more room. You"d think you"d be able to...

I"ve had a couple people over that look at my heater and go "Uhh...that might be original." House was built in "81. Fuck it. If it ain"t broke, don"t worry about it. Replace it when it breaks down. Trust me...shit"s gonna break all the fucking time once you start being responsible for it. The...

Yeah, how in the hell are you buying a house with that kitchen? Do you not cook? That seems like it"s gonna be impossible to work in at all. Good fucking luck having people over for the holidays or something. You can"t even open the fridge door if there"s someone else in the kitchen. Kitchens...

The thing you need to realize about dating the religious is that even if you"re not, you still need to do all the bullshit that they want you to, because that"s kinda what being a couple is. You"re gonna get married in a church because that"s what she"s gonna want. She"s gonna want you to attend...

If she was into you, this never would have happened. It literally just doesn"t happen. No way, after 5 months, this girl thinks you"re "Just friends." No fucking way. She"s either batshit insane, or she"s not telling you the whole truth. She might not be lying, but she is definitely not saying...

Was thinking the same. Chaotic...has she been fucking around on you this whole time and you have no clue? Because that"s the ONLY way you date a girl for 5 months and she freaks out about actually becoming your girlfriend. The only logical explanation for her behavior is that you just asked...

To be fair, you"ve got a pretty big fucking dog. She"s maybe a fattie.

It ain"t your call, man. It"s the dude"s call. You can"t make him man up or do something he doesn"t want to do. Clearly it doesn"t bother him that much, or he"d give her the boot. Or he"s an Aamina-level failure and talking won"t change anything anyway.

Yeah, they get like that. My wife has a friend that is basically the town bike, and she made her make a similar promise. Mostly because the guys she slept with on the first date never called her again, and they can"t figure it out. It"s either because she"s dating scumbags or she"s a terrible...

Eomer --

Fucking college.......employees.

Well you"d certainly kiss more forehead.

Because of Tool"s lyric about being "Elbow deep inside the borderline?" I"ve got a 24 year old female friend. She gets absolutely nothing that I talk about that is relevant to my personal history of culture. When I say shit like "Oh come on, that show was on when I was in high school, it...

Just because you have a lot of shit in common doesn"t mean that you will hit it off. Seriously, what the fuck. How does your brain even draw that conclusion?

Why do you need to get her out? Let her watch if she doesn"t wanna leave.

What"s the worst that can happen? They tell you no? How are you any worse off for asking? It"s not like you"re gonna get your kneecaps broken or something.

Take the time, do it right. We were looking for like a year before we found this one, and it"s so far superior to all the shit we saw and didn"t jump on. I"m pretty happy we didn"t.

Solid. I fuck with all of them too, sadly, it usually ends up being dudes that got slipped a wrong number at the bar.

Good tip, that would piss me the fuck off. Thankfully mine is with US Bank and I don"t see them selling off shit anytime soon, and their website is pretty decent, and they have a lot of options for what you want to do with your money and where it goes.

If they sold the loan, then no, you"re not gonna be paying the credit union. Credit union just gets you the loan easier..they can do whatever they want with it when it"s all done. You"ll be paying whatever bank it ends up with.

Except no one actually listens to that shit. It"s just for the girls that are too ugly to make it as a stripper. I dunno, maybe you"re right. I grew up in the Judas Priest/Iron Maiden/Slayer era of metal. Everything is pretty well niched out now, so everyone has their own little shitty...

I feel pretty good about the fact that my childhood lead me to metal instead of emo shit like that song. Not gonna lie, had to youtube it because i"d never heard of it before, and now I know why. Slayer and Iron Maiden don"t have any mopy bitch shit. That means you spend less time being a...

Nah, it"s like that everywhere. All our new guys are complete dogshit too, despite paying 50k a year with 100% free health care and a pension for an absolutely zero skill required job. I suspect it"s just because the people who are unemployed now are the ones who weren"t doing any work before...

Well yeah, I learned that when I was like 10. How is that not common knowledge? That was in the sex ed course in school. I always use it when people claim the rhythm method works, and no one ever has an answer for it, so I figure it"s pretty much end of discussion on the topic. The Catholic...

Doesn"t work when sperm can live for days inside the female. Rhythm method might work for older, less fertile women, but you try that shit at 20-25 and i"ll show you a catholic family.

As you get older, your chances dwindle on fucking up the BC and getting lucky enough to get pregnant too, don"t forget that. I know a good chunk of you guys are nearing/passing 30, and it"s a pretty different game from the fertile 20"s. It took much longer to get the wife pregnant at 32 than it...

It"s okay to have standards. I wouldn"t fuck any girl that would fuck him.

Keg, you listen here. The longer you drag this out, the higher the probability of more dicks being posted. I think we can all agree that Camerous needs to keep his pants zipped and that enough damage has been done already. No one else needs to suffer here. Just give us what we want and no one...

I ain"t saying it didn"t It pretty much set the tone for our relationship though. She was a bitch to people she didn"t like, friendly to people she did, but I asked around and she didn"t talk to anyone else the way she talked to me.

Heh, no lie here. I used to work with a woman about 10 years older than me, but on her 3rd divorce (no way am I going near that with a 10 foot pole). But it"s very easy to gauge their feelings about you after a few days of interaction on a semi-professional level. One day she came around...

Just to toss this in here... When Rammstein started the LIFAD tour in Europe in 2009, no US dates were listed. It"s been rumored that it was gonna be the band"s last real album, so I figured it might be my last shot to see them. I didn"t get to catch them here in 2001 when they were around...

What are you trying to attract with this line? Crazy? Because that"s all you"re going to get. I don"t know if this is an attempt at humor (which unfortunately doesn"t translate well in text) or what, but that"d be an instant "ooooookay .....moving on" for a lot of people.

The important thing when you"re looking for homes is to look for awhile, not sweat the first few that you miss out on, and figure out what you really want. Then when you know that, you"ll know when you find "The one" and can move quick on it. Delay is what kills your chances of getting. Any...

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