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  1. Cutlery

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Next topic -- My wife (bless her heart) keeps pushing me to buy new gear. I loves having a sugar momma. As I already have 2 fixed bridge guitars, my obvious next step is to get one with a proper trem system to have around. I have absolutely no inclination or desire to be Steve Vai, but it...
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    About fohguild.org and Requiem

    Rav's here.
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    Do you have health insurance?

    When you're young, you can get away with taking the risk. You're not gonna recoup $2400 a year in insurance premiums when you're 18-30 probably. If you've got your appendix out already, I'd say that's a very safe bet. ER still has to treat you regardless, so if anything serious happens...
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    The Walking Dead

    When you get on the internet and attack complete strangers is it because an Asian hooker shit meow mix on your sheets again? Fuck you too. The show is about Rick fucking Grimes. That's why Shane's dead. That's why the Governor is gonna die. You're fucking retarded if you think otherwise.
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    The Walking Dead

    Hey funny, same thing I think about you. What a coincidence. Lets just kill all the characters because you're personally annoyed, eh? Lets just follow zombies around all day, watching them chase down cattle or something. Now that would be compelling TV, right?
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    Desktop Computers

    I don't know if you can say it's the best bang for the buck unless you're running something stupid like several monitors or a retarded huge display. The GTX 460 is under $90 and runs FC3 on Ultra at 1920x1080 just fine. I think about upgrading every few months or so, look at the cards, look...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    My Schecter was perfect from what I could tell. So was my Dean. But there were a lot of complaints on that Rondo website about imperfections in the build quality, which is the only thing I can say about it. I don't know a fucking thing about Agile or what kind of products they make or...
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    The Walking Dead

    I was getting to the point on previous boards where I thought you were approaching Asstr0 levels of stupid, and I'm starting to think I might be right. The fucking series is about Rick Grimes. He's the main fucking character. It's about him waking up after the goddamned zombie apocalypse...
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    The Walking Dead

    The entire show is about Rick. Jesus.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Yeah, and these are myballs, man.
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    How many Tyen bots and what's the point?

    Cathan - Seriously, seek help.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Fyi, neither of my daughters ever wore newborn diapers. I dunno what's going on with the 5lb tiny fucking babies in the hospital, but it was real easy to walk past the nursery and see which one mine was.
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    Parent Thread

    The fucked up part is the day you realize they DID grow up. My oldest just kinda snuck up on me. She was always my little girl, and then one day I just kinda looked at her and it was gone. Voice changed, the look changed, everything. She went from knee high and holding one finger while we...
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    Homeowners

    It honestly only ends when you run outta money. There's always shit that needs to be done. Fixtures you don't like, appliances you want to replace, plumbing/wiring that need to be corrected, etc. And then when you're done with that, you just start adding the stuff you wish you had but had to...
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    Post Your Pet

    I've posted the same ones a few times now, so I'll dig a bit deeper here. From day 1 puppy to dog mom.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Well, from the reviews on that Agile website Tenks listed before, the feeling I got from it is that they're decent guitars for people who aren't up to spending $$ for an instrument, but they're not top quality by any stretch of the imagination. A lot of complaints about unfinished frets, rough...
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    Parent Thread

    Well, first kid is different. You're gonna kinda need to see how your wife handles it, and how she handled the delivery. If she had a rough childbirth and there were complications and shit, take the 8 weeks off to get her back up to speed. If she's having a rough time transitioning to being a...
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    Spike Video Game Awars - Results

    This. It was a pretty decent game, but the minute it was done it left my hard drive, and that's not a quality that should be in any game of the year.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Jam Play is well worth the $100 a year (if you get it at the year end sale, which is coming up here). There's tons of instructors on there, and will teach you everything from the bare bones basics to the ins and outs in a 3 hour breakdown of shit like Hangar 18. Pretty happy with it. Plus...
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    The Evelys Apology

    My guild was sure as shit not like that. Any male who played a female toon was taunted mercilessly until he rerolled. Our wives and GF's were the only ones allowed to play female characters.
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    Parent Thread

    First kid, the placenta broke off, not all of it came out. That was 11 years ago and I'm still trying to get the image of the doctor up to his goddamned elbow in my wife outta my head.
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    The Evelys Apology

    Alright, to you guys that are saying congratulations for "manning up," we've gotta set the fucking record clear here. He, in no fucking way, manned up. He hasn't done shit. Manning up would be coming here and saying it himself, or going back to FOH and saying it himself. Having Adam post...
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    The Evelys Apology

    Yeah, this is pretty simple. No one gives a shit if you were a Millie 2.0. You take your lumps, you get ribbed for awhile, and you move on. Shitting all over all of us and making us go back and listen to Tyen and Trex and now that shithead Requiem with their "LOL HOOFSHOTS 2.0" bullshit is...
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Yeah, I guess I don"t get that point, since it wasn"t the original point of them, unless I"m missing something and Millie was (in addition to being a fucked up dude) also the worst connoisseur of media possible. Just drop the name altogether, imo.
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    I think you need a lot more options than what you have there. None of those make any sense at all, and naming anything after Asstr0 is just ridiculous.
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Just lemme know where to send the check at this point.
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    The same Grumpus still posting here?
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Not really. It hasn"t been an uber guild for quite some time now, and our fearless leader hasn"t been around in recent memory. They"re just shutting down our game server.
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    I think you"re fucking confused. Hoofshots was a small group of retards who thought that Emma Watson was the be-all/end-all of life. What you have on your hands here is much different. This isn"t 15 people that don"t like you and Tyen. This is the entire fucking board who"s pissed off that...
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Okay, that"s fucking good.
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Great, Hoofshots, ho! Make sure Tuco is moderator of new place.
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    Home buying thread

    Yeah, that"s why people live there. And also why everything they own is destroyed. Look, there"s a lot of shit that you can live with when you buy a house, there"s a lot of suboptimal things that can be overlooked. But mass flooding, especially in a coastal area where the sea level is...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was laying in bed (nap time, not sexy time) with mine a couple years after we got married. I rolled over and accidentally elbowed her pretty much square in the eye. I apologized, we laughed, and she said "That"s okay, if anyone at work asks, I"ll just tell them I wasn"t listening again."
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    Home buying thread

    Good thing I care about your opinion then, huh?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t listen to these fuckbag 20 somethings who are still playing "the game" with women and have never had an actual relationship. From what you just posted, it"s quite clear you"ve moved on from that into the actual real world where people you met in their 30"s had a life before you showed up...
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    Home buying thread

    Oh for fuck"s sake. Are you guys for real? We"ve got Lyrical in here every day bitching about how everyone he hires is a fucking imbecile and you"ve fucking joined him on more than one occasion Eomer, don"t fucking lie. And aside from that there"s mountains of fucking data that shows that if...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That might hurt coming from anyone other than you.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, happened once, pretty early on in our relationship. She was on top and I was just soaked. No idea how we managed to make it work, and we haven"t been able to reproduce it together since (in the last 10 years). She did however come up to me last year when I got home from work and said...
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    Home buying thread

    FYI -- First of all, your electrician friends don"t pull down more than my household income, I guarantee it, and it"s not because of me. I"m leaving it at that because I"m not some prick like Lyrical that needs to come here and brag about it. Second of all, I work labor too, and I don"t look...