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I know you and I don"t see eye to eye most of the time, and you"re a colossal douchebag for the most part, but that was goddamned funny. What you fail to grasp is that you are now "Other posters." Think about it dude. If you were reading your posts with someone else"s name to the left, what...

You can know what you"re talking about all you fucking want, but when you"re IN the relationship, you absolutely cannot have the same objectivity if it was your friend. If Eomer posted the same shit you have over the last few weeks, you"d be riding him hard, and don"t even say you wouldn"t...

Dude, you"ve been talking about this for weeks now. What"s worse, is that you"ve been talking to US about it for weeks now. Yet, you"re still convinced that there"s nothing going on, and are willing to give her the benefit of the doubt on the situation. Yet, if you were willing to give her the...

No, I paid cash for the insurance. When you buy a house, they nickel and dime you to death on everything. Loan origination fee? 1%. Filing fee? Title company fee? Oh, you wanna close on a Monday? Fee for that. The end result was that I technically put 8.5kish down, but I only brought a check...

Wait a minute, wait a minute. People who get married 18-25 don"t know their fucking spouse and are doomed to failure, but after 6 months, you"ve got this bitch all figured out and know what she"s hiding from you? Welcome to the "No guys, my girl is different" club. Enjoy your stay. Hypocrite.

Don"t worry about it. We lost a shitton of sleep over ours, they pulled the same crap with us. The Wednesday before the close on Monday, they say they need a bunch of shit faxed over, and they still had no information on my wife"s student loans, which were all in deferment at the time, and had...

I can give you all of that. My home was $245k, we put 3.5% down, so ~8500 or some nonsense. My mortgage amount was a shade over $240k. Principle and Interest is $1365 (should only vary based upon interest rate. Mine is 5.5%) Property tax is $264 (mine are 3300/yr, obviously variable)...

You uhh, whoop her ass or something? You control her life? People who have their friends/parents engineer breakups are in a bad situation and those people are helping them get out of it. You said her family and friends were ready to move her out right then and there. That"s a sign that what...

rofl. Uhh, no. My house was vacant for about a year before I bought it in September. I paid $245 for it. Since January, Zillow has raised the "value" of my house from $225 to $413. I assure you, despite what I would like to believe, I did not put $190k worth of work into it, and it did not...

Kool aid man speaks the truth. If you"re making 50k in the midwest you"re doing just fine. 50k in new york might as well be minimum wage.

It"s possible. My wife has a friend at work (Natalie), who up until sept 1st was with a dude for 7ish years as well. He refused to marry her, for whatever reason. I dunno, I actually thought the guy was pretty cool, but he always struck me as hiding something. He was over the top affectionate in...

Maybe if you"re friends with assclowns. I tell everyone who has my email address that I don"t do chain letter bullshit, don"t send that shit to me. Works out pretty good. I get maybe 1 or 2 of those a year that slip thru, other than that, my email is used for actual information.

At a certain point in life, you get settled in raising your kids, working, and working on the house. There"s not a whole fucking helluva lot going on that needs to be talked about on daily basis. Got some new pictures of the little ones? That"s fine. Buy a house/move/get a new job? Also fine...

I just don"t understand how anyone can use that shit when it"s 99% irrelevant information to your, or anyone else"s life. I mean, fuck, the vast, vast majority of shit you see on that or myspace is stupid ass surveys or chain letters or "Which type of dingleberry are you?" I think there"s a...

Really? This isn"t trolling? Really? Come the fuck on. Do we gotta get her a kool aid man avatar or something? Is her screen name Arkk12345678?

wtf. She"s trolling you. That shit should be obvious. That"s like "emails from an asshole" type stuff there. That"s so far over the top you should punch yourself in the nuts for not seeing it.

Welcome to the fun minigame of life called the housing market. Enjoy your stay. No one ever gets the first home they bid on. Probably a good thing, you"ll find something else you like way better. By the by, did get my 8k check...actually $8130.80. LOLinterest. Took about 7 weeks or so.

Well, isn"t that the goal here? I mean, shit, the longer this thread goes on, the more obvious it is that the main goal is to get some steady ass to get your dick wet for a few weeks before you move on to the next one. It definitely ain"t about crying about your broken heart anymore.

Yeah, so you have shit that"s required for your neck of the woods that I don"t for mine. If you"re familiar with that, then like I said, you"re just as qualified as the inspector. If you"re not, then you better get it inspected. If you know what"s going to be an issue and what"s not, then we are...

Really? Some nails in the roof that weren"t pounded in all the way, a minor structural issue that isn"t a big deal if not corrected, and an oven at the wrong temp (that"s at no fault of the house) is worth the $300? My inspector found a GFCI that wasn"t working and a flapper in a toilet...

Fuck that shit. That happened to my sister too, she didn"t get the keys to the new property until a day or 2 after closing. When we went in there, I informed them that no way, no how was I walking outta closing without those fucking keys. Dealbreaker. I am not going to legally own a house that I...

Girls aren"t like that unfortunately. While most guys will maintain a bros before hos stance on shit, women will do whatever it takes to get what they want at that particular moment. If that includes fucking over their friends to get with a dude, they"ll do it. I forget which comic said it...

Maybe consider throwing google some cash for a paid ad at the top of their search engine? If you"re looking for a service you need done nowadays, you either sift thru the yellow pages, or you use google, depending on what you"re accustomed to. Just contracted some guys this week who only got the...

Shut the fuck up, you turd burglar. You haven"t contributed shit to this thread except one liners and stupid pictures of one liners.

His justification is that paying people a decent wage makes honest men work hard for it. And it seems to be working out for him. It"s the way it should be, not this "pay the lowest wage possible and hire an endless stream of shit to fill the revolving door" crap that"s become commonplace these...

Well, many years ago I worked with a dude who was pretty easily describable as a man slut. He"d fuck anything that moved. He had a girlfriend for several years at the time, and she was awesome as hell. She"d dyke out with other chicks in front of us on the couch while we were sitting around...

Yeah, Tarrant and I have already discussed the fact that this place is fucking balls for meeting people. Outside of work, I don"t think I"ve met anyone new in 15 years, partly because I work overnights, and partly because if you"re not into the bar scene, you"re hopelessly fucked. What are you...

Well, he"s right anyway. The definitely went to school together because that"s how this area is. Every suburb here pretty much just has 1 high school, and if you lived a certain town growing up with someone else, you went to school with them. Now, does it mean anything? Probably not. There"s...

I dunno about mate, but buddy works fine. Maybe we should get a movement going to bring matey back though.

Where did i fucking say that? I"m married, so I"ve only fucked one girl? I see where the mental disconnect lies with you idiots.

You wear girl pants, dude. Seriously.

Terrible advice. Divorce her before the kids come along. You"ll wish you did.

Takes a lotta energy to heat/cool a house vs an apartment. It"s all about how efficient you are with the space. Currently, since I"ve got a house that"s 3x the size my apt was, I"ve got several rooms where I just keep the doors shut and the vents closed in order to cut down on the amount I gotta...

What do you have to drop a check off at the title company for if you haven"t done an inspection or appraisal yet? The only time we brought money to the title company was for closing.

What are you talking about? You got guys who wanna feed their families, and an axe is 20 bucks. I think you"re set!

Time to start looking for a new job. That"s why you don"t date coworkers.

Why? Seems rather reasonable that you should ensure your employees aren"t cheating on their taxes.

Yeah yeah, heard it all before dickhead. My marriage will never last a year. Then 2 years. Then 3 years, then 5 years, then 10 years. Now it"s 20. Shit, by the time I"m 90, I"m sure to be single. Yeah, I fucking get it. You"re fucking wise beyond your years for knowing everything about everyone...

PM arkk for details on how to shit up every single thread on the board lately. Shut the fuck up. You"re like the Makata of every forum. At least he contains his retardation to WoW PvP threads for the most part.

Anyone file for and get their tax credit back yet? I"ve just been informed that because my wife works for the IRS, they"re going to audit us since she filed an amended return and they"re supposed to do their taxes right the first time. Doesn"t matter that all we"re claiming is an 8k credit...