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Well, stumbled upon a house that may end up being a pretty sweet deal. 2500 sq feet, multi-level, 0.20 acre, 2 car garage (which doesn"t really count, since I don"t think my truck will fit in it), 3 bed, 2 bath, fireplace, mother in law apartment with full kitchen upstairs, good highway access...

Hell ya. That"d be hilarious. You? Not so much I"m guessing.

To be fair, being in a wedding is a whole lot of hassle. You gotta be there earlier than you want to be, stay later than you want to be, do the runthrough the night before, galavant around for a bunch of pictures that you don"t really want to be in, and stand around and pretend you"re amused for...

Well that there is a big sign that she"s great fuck material, not so great relationship material. Of course, I only know that fact and don"t know the rest, but be prepared to take advantage of that fact if it ever becomes clear that she"s not relationship material if you can see it before it...

Fog doesn"t count. He was horribly disfigured in a gruesome nose hair clipper accident. He doesn"t like to talk about it much, and I thank you for not bringing it up again, sir.

That could not be any more of a trap if she dug a pit in your living room and covered it with sticks.

Grobbee gave you the ammunition you give him shit for. He"s not trying to be an emo faggot coming up with a new pity party every time he gets bored online. You"ve got a short memory if you don"t think Aychamo is just an attention whore coming up with random various bullshit to get people to...

So what you"re saying is that you got caught in a lie, but couldn"t help yourself, had to come back and start rubbing shit in Grobbee"s face? You"re an attention whore and a bitch, and you got caught in your bullshit. You can either pay the piper and move on, or you can keep being a bitch...

Brad is a shitty dad. There"s no argument to be had here. Everyone tells him this. Grobbee is slightly homosexual. Again, no argument to be had. So when an ex of yours shows up to a messageboard you post at and starts flinging shit around, you want everyone else to side with her, right? You"d...

I"m not wrong that you"re all being complete assclowns about it. And really? What advice have I given? Blow me. And look. It appears Ravenn agrees with my assessment that she"s fucking psychotic. Now I suppose you"re all gonna try to get into her pants, right? Fucking tools.

He also admitted to us that he would have no problems fucking a dude for her. There"s a middle ground. I agree that the restraining order shit is kinda over the top, but we don"t know the story. Maybe she"s already pulled this shit at work, etc. Too early to tell, too early to pick sides. She...

Flawed logic is not answering the phone when your girl calls. Flawed logic is not talking to them for a few days so they want you more. And yet, here we are, in a thread, giving this advice for a successful relationship. Think back on your relationships. Ever wonder what an ex says...

And I said nothing to the contrary. Like I said, we know nothing about this situation. It amounts to zero facts, and a bunch of potential internet bickering with no proof on either side. Hence, boring. Aside from that, after everything that"s gone on in this thread, how much stock do you REALLY...

You guys are a pretty strange bunch. You all know from experience in this thread that women are batshit insane, and yet you"re more than willing to side with the woman in a he-said, she-said argument. There are NO facts here. None. Not a fucking one. Just one guy"s word, vs one woman"s word...

You been to a mall recently dude? Went out there with the wife one friday to pick up some stuff (Namely a pretzel, fucking awesome, thanks for asking), and I was pretty much appalled at how every 3rd person had their goddamned phone out, nose in it, pounding at the keys furiously, with not a...

I know this thread took an awful turn for the worse shortly after this post, but I think it"s worth asking -- So.....What happened dude?!

That looks pretty awesome. I"d say you got a good house. I wouldn"t paint wood paneling though. That"s gonna look tacky as shit.

Well, you can link from the MLS for it, that should have some pictures, no?

Yeah, except it looks like he cut off a watermark outta the corner with her face too

You should call her and let her know what your number is. And then apologize for being too brutal with the date plans.

That"s more or less it. His next post is gonna say she cheated on him or something, and that she"s "Dead to me." He thinks that shit"s funny, and stringing you along is the highlight of his day. If it was anyone in this thread other than Aychamo, i"d lean more towards sympathetic.

Fuck man, you can do a fence in a weekend with your buddies with a shovel, a couple bags of quikrete, a level, and a case of beer. Don"t get too strung up on the little shit that needs to be done if you like the house as a whole. There"s an awful damned lot you can do yourself with a little...

In this state, you need at least a 3, maybe 4 foot gated fence all the way around it. That may be in addition to the normal fence around the yard, not sure on that one. But I do know that the entire pool area does need to be completely enclosed with a latching gate.

Well, I reckon you can chalk that up to not offering closer to the asking price. That"s something you"ve gotta weigh into the mix. Is this a house you really want? Then be prepared to pay what they ask. If the price is more important to you, then be prepared to lose some bids.

Plus, lets face it. Honesty is very rarely the best policy. I"ve told my wife a couple of things I felt guilty about, and she never fucking lets me forget them. There are many, many more that will go to my grave with me, and I have zero qualms about it.

My paycheck is laid out kinda fucked up, so I"m not gonna bother scanning it, and I had to dig to find a paycheck that wasn"t "Off" (like the pay period that contained 3 holidays, and I put in 30 hours of OT), but here"s what I got after some digging. Gross 1800.86 (including 54.99 non...

Still sounds off. I made 42k last year, and I bring in a bare minimum of 2800 a month, if I work no OT at all. To be fair, I have some non taxable income being added to that, but it certainly is not 30k worth. Just think about it, if you made 88k, you could pay off that house in 3 years with no...

The houses we looked at last summer were almost exclusively on the market for 6+ months. I don"t think it had much to do with the cleanliness, they were all in pretty good shape (except for the foreclosure, but that"s to be expected). The problem is that they were either speculators that got...

Fuck it. If you can pay the bills stealing and drug dealing, who are they to judge! The "take out another loan for down payment that hasn"t shown up on your credit report" thing is actually logical though. That"s the reason that makes sense for the policy, so I understand it now. So...

Did one say so cruel "Tis better to love than lose? Ignorance is bliss Wish not knew your kiss I ponder the validity of both quite frequently. Of course, I have a lot of time on my hands.

Guys, this is not the conversation I needed to wake up to.

Get ahold of some Viagra. You don"t wanna disappoint. And when you"re in the midst of some awesome kinky shit, there"s a really good chance you"ll disappoint in spite of your best efforts.

What the fuck kinda bullshit is this? Your grandparents aren"t allowed to give you some money for a house? What do they think you did, robbed a fucking bank, and then deposited a whole pile of small unmarked bills into your bank? Tell em to piss off and stop being douchebags. Just take it all...

I really fail to see how self respect plays into getting a bitch who you"re done wasting time on out of the way as easily as possible. There"s no reason to be civil or morally right with someone who would leave you while you"re at work, after she kissed you goodbye, and take the fucking ice cube...

Yeah, right. Do the bitches right, because they"ll do the same for you. Whatever. Women have no moral code. They"re not gonna do the right thing if there"s an easy way out. They"ll do their shit the cowardly bullshit way, every single one of them, so why the fuck waste the time worrying about...

Why? Chicks won"t do it. My HS girlfriend moved to colorado after my senior year. I spent all summer busting my ass, bought a plane ticket to come see her and 3 days before I"m ready to go, she fuckin calls me and tells me it"s over and hangs up. What? Fuckin really? 12 years later, I...

Meh, it"s all good. We lowballed the shit out of a foreclosure that was in bad, bad shape, and they took another apparent offer after similar circumstances. We were the only ones in the house all weekend, and when we talked to the neighbors, they said most people walk in and turn around and walk...

I fucked a super model too. I"m not gonna tell you her name and I don"t feel the need to prove it to you, but I did it.

I guess my question was more of a general thing. Like schmucks doing some menial office job somewhere talking down to my friends who work in the grocery business full time. Okay, office job schmuck -- 32k a year. Receiver/ON manager at a grocery store - 50k a year. Kinda like me too...yeah, I do...

What"s this chick"s deal that she"s so stuck up and snooty about shit when she works at a fucking car dealership? I guess I don"t understand why everyone takes themselves so fucking seriously nowadays. I mean hell, I know my job is a pile of ass, but at least I don"t walk around like I"m king of...