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It's the original rules, just updated components and with an extra rulebook full of the "variants/balance suggestions" the tournament community came up with over the last decade. And yeah, it's not "fun." It's SRS BSNS. When it was re-released folks made sure to try to caution people about...

The old dune boardgame was rereleased this year, too. If you ever want to feel like stabbing your friends irl, it's pretty great.

Obviously the cloak is helping you resist getting corrupted gear I assume they're going to shit on corruption effects tomorrow to preserve the world first race

EQ gets uglier the better art tools they get their hands on. Imagine how hideous their "artists" could make a modern game!

I've got a week's worth of food and water, and a generator, since we need that for mom if something were to go wrong with the power grid locally. Main plan in case of shit hitting the fan would be to hop in the truck and head to the family farm out in the boonies. Older brother already...

Amusement with echoing void, hitting the "refocus" button on Monk's Storm+Earth+Wind cooldown gives you a stack of echoing void, is off GCD, and has no cost. Spammaster.

We can still hope that Mythic Nzoth has a different ending. But yeah, this might be the first expansion I just drop my sub after killing the end boss instead of fucking around on alts for the 2 years remaining until shadowlands.

Big Tiddy Firiona Vie skins for Sona in league, obvious synergy.

Mocking guildmates who fail lesser vision dailies or Horrific Visions is pretty fun.

So is their MMO going to be set in this time/story?

FFG does that in their games. It generally ends up working the same as a ban, but with more fiddly bullshit to remember

https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/january-13-2020-banned-and-restricted-announcement?etyuj Modern Bans: Mox Opal Mycosynth Lattice Oko

Ban all cards printed in Khans of Tarkir forward and we can go back to sweet Thundermaw Hellkite Jeskai Control Modern

7/8 of the GP Top 8 is Oko decks. See, one non-Oko deck, it's fine!

Mirio can get a janitor job at UA.

Amusing that it probably cost GG on initial design to "cost" the power, but then "Wait devotion set fuck"

Big Layoffs at FFG today, the RPG and Digital departments basically axed entirely. Scuttlebutt from folks nearby is that they're slimming down for sale, but won't say who's buying. Would be amusing if Hasbro bought them, then just relaunched Android Netrunner.

A second Lab Man for Standard. Self-mill's probably a pretty fun Wood 5 tier deck for standard.

Yep, that's why I don't feel bad about any past trades/sell-offs. Magic *should* have killed itself by now, they've tried pretty hard several times. Fortunately or unfortunately, being the 80 ton gorilla in the industry gets you a lot of leeway for your fuckups. The ability for Magic to be...

The truest deck pimping is the pimping your opponents are too plebian to realize is occurring.

Unfortunately, all that's left are casual fucks. The magical clusterfuck of OP changes and breaking every format for various lengths of time over the last 2 years has done a number on the grinder population.

Wheel of Fortune + Mana Geyser in the yard will be a fun casual use

"Ristarte" actually being "Re-start" gave me a sensible chuckle

Hey now, they still need to spend 90 straight days doing nazjatar follower dailies

Obviously the pro plan is to play 52 land Seismic Assault deck and show your opponent 6 lands.

That's not an EDH card. That's a nobody card. Every scenario is a worst case scenario.

This film has set back the social acceptance of Furries by 20 years. For which I give it 5 stars and applaud it for its service to society.

Guaranteed to have loot boxes themes as booster packs

He's around. There's some here, some there, another bit over by the foyer...

That's how the resistance has a fleet again after getting largely vaporized. Nobody's ever really gone

But we could have gotten a sweet wow clone, surely that's worth burning the house down.

Obviously he already set loyal clones to digging an escape tunnel/lab under the prison 3 years ago.

Every time the Nazjatar Emmissary didn't have pearls someone at Blizzard should have been tazed in the balls.

Jeremy Irons has to be the actor who most thoroughly enjoys being an actor.

Heart attack while sorting Magic cards is how I expect about a third of my EQ friends to go, so makes sense.

But will it have realistic horse testicles That I can cybernetically graft to my forehead

Maybe they'll make a new Sivitri Scarzam in Commander Legends next year.

Is it going to redirect to 8chat?

Haven't played the game in a while, kind of amusing that the 4/4 for 5 Spellpower 1 ETB: Draw dragon had to be banned from standard, but now 5/5 ETB: Draw Dragon in a set full of tribal synergy for it is basically common fodder.

You don't hate the RMAH, you hate the garbage gear system designed to maximize profit cuts via the RMAH. It's a matter of incentivizing bad game design. Of course, it's post-2010 blizzard, they'll do bad game design regardless.