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To be clear, I knew going in that I was too close to the source material and hollywood takes liberties with everything. But deep down I was hoping it would be as accurate as the deepwater horizon film where they had survivors of the actual disaster consulting.

I work on oil platforms and I was pretty disgusted with the first episode. You probably don't want to hear the whole list, but the first one was that it was a production platform, not a rig. Drilling rigs have derricks.

I'm like 4 episodes in. I liked it until they had their fight. Jizzlord is probably the best character.

two counts of second degree sodomy made me lol. So many questions. I bet she didn't peg him and just let him use the backdoor. But WTF makes it 2nd degree? What are the other degrees of sodomy?

Doesn't it compound the crime? The thing about statutory rape is that all you have to prove is that it happened. It's always illegal. The positional authority thing could be argued in some cases that the sex was consensual outside of the authority.

Oh it's a manufacturer's warranty? I thought you were tied to that one dirtbag company.

I don't understand why you're looking for a motor. Tell them to drop off the replacement and all the parts needed to install it. Don't hesitate to call them back if they shorted you even so much as a wire nut.

The phrase "without futher ado" is in itself, further ado.

The only good team the niners have beat this year are the cowboys. Your point is dumb because the other team falls even shorter of meeting the benchmark you're setting. that said, die eagles die. Go niners. Bengals beat the niners in the superbowl.

What should I do for lunch voyce?

Yeah, that's the most reliable move we've seen work. If one was attacking me, (and I didn't have my gun for some reason) I'd probably still try for the rear naked choke. A 6 ft 2x4 to the noggin from atop a car also works. But you have to be lucky enough to have that 2x4 and connect with it...

It's gunna suck when the cowboys lose to the giants in the NFC Championship game.

Whoever made that jumped the gun a little.

Around here it's only legal to turn right on red from that inside turn lane. I thought that was going to be the rustle at first because people turning right from the outside line rustles mine.

It's caused by testosterone which is highest first thing in the morning. I usually don't get morning wood when I didn't get enough sleep. overall testosterone goes down with age too so its expected to happen less frequently as you get older.

Is that the ass in your keep? As opposed to the ass you get on the road.

Towards the end Richie was getting froggy with mac too. So I still think it was a part written for him and they just changed the name. I had heard about the renegade HL 2, but I didn't know about the other versions of the other ones. What you talked about with HL1 was just deleted scenes...

You wanna see my usual level of effort? Check your reaction scores buddy!

We could test that theory by comparing the doak walker (top RB) award winners to the Davey O'Brian (top QB) winners.

Sweet. So he'll be ready by the chanmpionship game or are we going to have to wait for the superb owl?

#1 I guess we're supposed to believe that you downloaded grindr just for this gag #2 that's not a valid email address. #3 Stop trying to hack hossix's account.

I keep it simple by using my favorite porn searches as passwords.

I was wondering if he meant keypass. But he said keep ass.

I have an app called "a fucking sticky note" and it really does keep all of your passwords under your control. not under your pretend control like keep ass.

How about blessed by God? That's a trait. Alls I'm saying is that if you win and people can't figure out how; it still counts as a win. That would explain why the numbers weren't adding up for me. But I didn't care to dig any further. I only took exception to the characterization of him...

And if it was luck, what's wrong with having a lucky QB?

10-6 was the record as a starter. I think your number might be if you include any game where he played at least one down. It's 14-21 if you count the games where he was simply on the team. He's a winner. The league just hadn't figured out how he was winning yet. It reminds me of Emmit...

I realized last week that I can read better without my glasses than with them. I usually only wear prescription glasses when I need safety glasses (company gives them to me free so why not), so the this past week I've needed them for work to do some testing and all the test sheets were blurry...

His record as a starter is 10-6 and didn't he get the broncs into the playoffs? I don't think that counts as "so shitty". My memory is that he wasn't given a chance to earn a job because Elway didn't like him. I assumed no one else liked him because he was openly Christian. OK Ok I'm halfway...

I heard that if payton coaches anywhere, Brady is probably going to follow him. Apparently Brady wants to play for him and he almost did twice.

If he ever steps foot on an NFL field again, he's a shoe in for comeback player of the year.

kick the cat. I know you think I'm just being edgy or cruel, but serioulsy, kick it / step on it. You will not hurt it and it. It will SOUND like you just murdered it, but it will be fine and it will stop that bullshit.

In case you still haven't got it. He's talking about the headline. Also, stop associating with a known bet welcher. It would be more honorable to talk to the furry or the dog fucker. Change that to pro bowl category and you have the start of a solid joke.

Wouldn't that mean no bye weeks for anyone? You start with 8 teams, then have 4, then 2. If you give out 2 bye weeks, you start with 8 teams, have 3 games (to eliminate 3 teams) and the next week you have 5 teams. So someone would get 2 bye weeks.

I guess it depends a little on your situation. But it's hard to imagine a situation where you're healthy enough to forgo the bye week and are afraid of having to play the championship game away from home. Maybe a younger team might not want the bye. I remember a lot of times when the teams...

What theory do you think I have? I'm not saying he had a heart attack before the collision. I'm just saying that the tackle was awkward and wondering if he always tackles like that. Based on the little bit of the play I've seen, I'm wondering if he had some other pain or maybe was concussed...

So now PETA is getting in on the CIA grooming project? You know, when they killed all the birds and replaced them with surveillance drones, I shoulda known it wasn't going to end there.

@Nester @Lunis you guys are our token bills fans. That tackle looked awkward to me even before contact. Is that how hamlin always tackles?

OK there are those precedents, and I agree with them. But the game was paused/postponed so that ship has sailed. What's the precedent for what to do now? If they can, I think they should declare it a full game.

The precedent doesn't have to be due to injury. Has a game never been called early because of weather? I know in baseball there's a certain inning it has to get to to be official. I wonder if the NFL has a rule like that. If not, they may just call the game finished and award the win to...