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Thanks, I'll look into that.

My friends wife was diagnosed with ovarian cysts, and they didn't think she would be able to get pregnant, and were very sad. Semen are persistent, that's for sure. Their daughter is 3 now. Oh, make your own Chocolate covered strawberries (not for shipping overseas, obviously, sorry OP)...

Okay, so update for you bros. Down to 259 from 278 since I started my workout regimen around two months ago, and my mostly strict diet around 3 weeks ago. During that two months, I didn't exercise at all for 3 weeks until the Doc cleared me for leg days after my clavicle surgery. I've been told...

Are there enough mexicans in Holland to run the kitchen?

Do distant cousins count? If so, then yes. If you could do any drug, with all the "benefits" and no downside or repercussions, which would you try to see how it affects you/feels?

A horrible porn/masturbation addiction. Like 2-4 times a day. I'm in Masturbators Anonymous now. One step at a time. Or MMO's, but they kind of went hand in hand........ Do you daydream about killing people in various ways, or is that just me?

3 dates that were like, dinner and making out. I saw her more than that, and that was over the course of 2 months and it's my first attempt at a relationship since my divorce. So.. Edit: Thanks for making me feel silly though. It actually helps

I went on like 3 dates with this chick, and unfortunately fell pretty hard for her. Now I think she's back with her ex, and I'm pretty fucking crushed. I've got other options on the dating scene, but no one I really have feelings for like I did this one.

30 seconds is not long enough for me to masturbate to, Fedor. That GIF looks like Willem Dafoe with a mouthpiece in.

Where I live, those are the only aged girls that don't have 1-3 kids, and thats not even a completely true statement. I don't want to date a 28 year old single mother of 3.

I don't mean like "Oh, I'm tired from work, I think I'll take a nap" I mean after a couple sets of curls, french curls, my muscles are just incapable of lifting any more, even though I don't feel exhausted yet? I spend most of my work day bored out of my mind, so going to the gym and actually...

What about splinters, Sutekh?

Sorry to derail the WebMD, but what, if any, supplements do you guys use? Right now I'm just doing around 45-60 mins of cardio a day, due to just having clavicle surgery, but once I'm cleared to start lifting again I want to to seriously get ripped. Unfortunately right now I'm 6'3" 267lbs, so...

Hah, +1

Jacksonville is heavy on the black population, and I don't earn enough to live nice places. Last year my neighbors car was set on fire by her ex boyfriend.

I'll see what I can do this weekend. She uses phrases like ratchet, and ham (hard as a motherfucker).

just Google or duckduckgo What is your favorite fetish of porn?

When your 18 year old girlfriend uses slang you don't understand, and she has to explain the meaning to you.

Yeah, they only open all of them during holiday season. Like Christmas and shit. I used to work in the back room at Target. 25% Discount on top of clearance, hell yeah.

People who go through the 10 items or less lane, then pay with a fucking check. Also, there is one cashier at my local grocery store that's super slow. If he's in the 10 items lane, I'll wait in a normal lane.

Then what's the least important part?

That shit sounds expensive. Edit: Not in just a re-plumbing issue, but the damn heating bill.

I've never told a big lie on a resume, just smudged the truth a bit. I guess I should lie more on resume's? Biggest lie you've ever told to someone, and how long did you have to stick with the lie?

The noise of the clippers snapping together is enough to rustle my jimmies. I don't even like trimming my own nails because of it. On the earlier subject of pooping, Warm seats. It's both a blessing and a curse.

The same thing, but with black people shuffling across holding their pants up.

I guess BBCA, since we don't get all the BBC channels here. If your milkshake could bring all the boys to the yard, would you teach people? And if so, how much would you charge?

Hopefully Jayden Smith. RIP

If it was like, Tiffany Thompson with a dick, I think I'd be willing to give her a reach around.

They just kill the dogs? Who the fuck are you hanging around with?

I was sort of excited to play, but now I can't even log into my account on their website, much less in game? I've even reset my password. And hearing you say that Kedwyn, I'm kinda not interested in playing.

Mad props for the Snork tattoo

Mainlining Morphine. In the same vein as Aaron, who would you date, perfect ass saggy tits, or dumpy ass perfect tits?

F10, Seafoam Green And that's impressive, fedor.

When I woke up this morning here in good old Jacksonville, it was 26 degrees out. When I got to work an hour later, it was 22 degrees out. How does that shit work?

P.S. it also helps when being racist. Answer: Fucking awful, I open some cards and it looks like I'm about to go on stage at Scores. Question: If you could travel back in time, but you were black (assuming you aren't), what time would you go back to and why?

This is sort of a carry over from the You know you're getting old thread. Getting ID'd for thing. I can go into an ABC Fine Wine and Spirits, doesn't matter which one and never get ID'd. I can't go into a gas station around here and get a single beer without the attendant reading every word...

Easy, Hoss, crutch into the store, sit on the cart with the crutches leaning on your shoulder. After my foot surgery I rode those in every store we went to.

This is probably a dumb question, but is there an easy way to make a GIF out of an MKV file? Edit: I think I got it? yeah, finally

Rousey's pretty fucking hot for a girl who could easily break my arms. I'd blatantly stare at her ass while she was undressing.

Ended up with a 2010 Mazda 3 with 39k miles on it. It's been really well taken care of, the interior is pretty much new, and the exterior only has a couple paint scratches. So far I'm loving it.