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No. I can masturbate to imaginary mermaids. What is your least favorite sexual position?

I was working on a house the other day, changing some tiles, and the dog next door had such a deep bark. Eventually had to go to that side of the house, and saw it was a big German Shepherd, and it just stood with it's head in the fence barking at me. Let's just say I didn't get close enough to...

I screw ratchet hoes. Related image

Fucking "love bugs" man, hate those.

Jelly. What, if anything, are you allergic to?

Last I checked, since the Amish don't use electricity, their buggy won't have turn signals and stop lights. They do have reflectors though, and tend to stay to the side of the road. When driving my work truck in traffic, changing lanes I just slowly ease over into the other lane until someone...

Nah, after I run out of my selected stock, which I got today by the way and are super delicious, I plan on giving up on my sedentary lifestyle and joining a gym and getting in shape. I'll miss you, fat rolls.

I'm not sure if anyone else on these boards is a fan of this particular candy, but I love Mike and Ike's. Recently, they changed their flavor and started making the candies with "Real Fruit Juice" and I just can't stand the new flavor. So I wrote them and complained. They responded back to me...

If you use them properly, and rotate stock, you don't wear out your underwear/socks as quickly?

I would shop at Sweatshop Depot as long as their checkout lines didn't take forever like Wal-Mart.

No idea, my work truck is so god damn loud from it's tires and the sound of wind over the ladder rack/ladders that I have to have my stereo up real high just to hear it.

I think when he said "mates" he meant friends visiting. People who misspell words in online games, when it only saves them 1 keystroke "cum here" "ware to?" "sum over there"

The game is by Funcom, so it might be a bit buggy at launch like Age of Conan, Secret World, Anarchy Online...

Boats are holes in the water to throw money in to, especially if you live in a place you'll have to winterize it. Winterize it in the fall, service it in the spring, use it for a few months, and repeat.

You got SafeTouch where you're at Hoss? I hear their commercials all day long here. It might be a Florida only company though. Fuck that shit man.

Last I checked, he was dating this chick. Also a pornstar.

Thank you Hasto. I'm a ways off from getting a dog, but I would most definitely get mine through a breeder. I do live in Florida, but I've seen plenty of English bulldogs around and they seem to fare okay.

Hasto, you like your Frenchies? I've always been really fond of their look, but I've never really been around one for more than like 10 minutes.

Yes, but only if their terms are badass, like flipping their 'vette on Deadman's Curve. Do you believe in a god, and which one?

Pegasus Cloak. Would you rather have a Rubicite Breastplate, or a Fungi tunic? edit: In real life

I would definitely save my 2 pounds of jelly belly's. If you had to lose your dominant hand, how long do you think it would take you to get back to your current masturbation speed with your offhand?

Google images says Switch AKA Panic! And "My Friend Footfoot" leads to a horrible song by The Shaggs

Who, with a last name of West, would ever name their kid another direction? North West is one of the worst names I've heard.

If we kill all the juggalos, who will cook my burgers, or stock shelves in the supermarket?

I thought it was an Avatar reference? Wheelchair, duffel bag...

What is your deepest most secret sexual fetish?

1. How many times do you take a shit per day?

Star Trek Online?

Road Rash for 3

You're lucky, I could go to the McDonalds near my house at 1am, when I'm the only non-employee there, and they would get my entire order wrong.

Oh man, I made the mistake of buying button fly jeans once. I looked good in them, but if I had to piss, fuck that shit man, may as well sit down and try to take a shit as well. Since I'm in construction, I hate people who don't keep the porta toilet somewhat clean. Seriously, what if you...

Don't feel bad, my co-workers say "ideal" instead of "idea", and "flustrated" instead of "frustrated". My co-workers are idiots.

What's wrong with Sweet Tea?

2006 Dodge Charger, 1983 Honda CB1000C Custom. The bike is my daily driver.

16 and 17? They must have bragged about it.

Ohhh. Answering your question: A mixture of both. Most prisons attempt to educate their prisoners to lead a better life when released, but you're not allowed your full rights while imprisoned. Question: Paper or Plastic?

WD-40 and patience are good for sticker residue. Used it to take a sticker off my motorcycle helmet without damaging the helmet.

How does that rule work both ways? I'm 28, so 14+7 = 21. 21x2-7 = 35, so I'm within that threshold, but 28x2-7 = 49, 49/2+7 = 31.5 putting me outside of that persons threshold.

Volcano Roll, but I'm supposed to stay away from sushi now. If you could have the power of flight, but had to give up your legs, would you do it?

Burger king, so I end up with both no matter which I order. Ketchup or Catsup?