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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/H...nt_Replication I steal other peoples powers via their blood.

I'm always afraid my shits won't flush when I'm someplace that has a low flow toilet.

Cross breeding animals who can have offspring, often times the offspring is sterile. Mules for example.

6 out of 9, guess I wasn't very good at recognizing the pattern between the mentally folded boxes.

One of my customers owns a Silkie chicken. It's definitely different to see a dark blueish chicken.

No, that's true, but the Megaman manuals did explain the powers of the bosses, iirc. But big RPGs, like Dragon Warrior 4, they came with a map of the world, a list of every item in the game and what they did.

Nowadays, every game has a tutorial session for the first 10-20 minutes of it, to teach you what you could have read in a decent manual, without which in oldgamesyou were about SOL

Just burn it off, bro. You can tattoo your sweet new skin graft from your butt cheeks

I love how Comcast has Comcast commercials, even though I can't get anything but Comcast in my area. (Cable wise) Commercials for ADHD "Do you have trouble remembering where you left something? Are you often bored? Depressed? Do you often procrastinate? Then you may have adult ADHD"...

Since I'm relatively poor, I'm hoping bullets don't come into my apartment tonight due to people firing their guns into the sky. Also, as a roofer, I've found multiple 9mm rounds stuck in shingles.

My EQ Monks name. It's a shortened form of an in game friends name, Aamarae.

Nothing like having to try to pass a group of 10 cyclists on A1A, when it's only two lanes. Want to just plow into them.

Wait, there's a racist thread?

With all the scat porn that's been posted over the years, you'd think you'd be inured to a little shit. Having a kid does that too. My co-worker was bitching about having to work late on a Friday, but was happy that he was on overtime. I had to explain to him that he wasn't getting overtime...

Yeah, it kinda sounds like incest, but it's obvious after reading it again they have a second child of whom she is the mother.

I personally haven't run any actual dungeons, just the solo missions. I didn't die till my late 30's, and that was because I fell off the world. Guardian Fighters are pretty o.p. Then again, I haven't tried the other classes yet.

I'm assuming the basement is below grade, so it's probably rust from the re-bar. That basement is probably hella damp

Barbie Girl was a nice touch, Eli.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3798719/..._suck_and_fuck Kinda.

Candy Corn Pumpkins are still Candy Corn

NP Rand, I'm not obese or nothing, and no one's ever said that to me, just trying to be witty. Though I do need to lose weight, going to start jogging again since my foot is pretty much as good as it's going to get after my surgery. Deathwing, hitachi? Or have I been watching way too...

What the fuck. I wish bitches would be all like that with me. It's more like "Ew no, you're fat"

The gorilla had the right idea, geese will fuck you up.

I get a character up into the 40's, and realize how shitty I am at this game.

Jesus, looks like he's spooning tar into her mouth. Thank god my kid was never like that.

Thank you sir.

Is there a leveling guide someplace? I haven't played in ages, so I started up a zerker, and got him to level 12, but I need guidance. Por Favor.

When I get cereal, and people say "No milk?" Yeah, I don't fucking like milk. To: P8P Trying to talk to my younger co-worker about shows from my youth is impossible. He knows most of the Warner Bros characters, but shit like Captain Caveman he doesn't know anything about. That stuff was in...

Where do you work? The greater Jacksonville area What do you do? (Title/keywords) Roofer (My shirt says "Tile Roof Expert and Waterproofer"), also waterproof exterior decks for either beneath tile/sleeper decks or a synthetic texture that is troweled on. I like doing the decks, less...

I don't think we ever get nerd conventions in Jacksonville. All we get is gun shows and boat shows, with the occasional car show. I got the Imperial emblem done, Black with a red interior. I'll a post a picture after I get it touched up.

Brick oven or nothing bitches.

I have a co-worker who calls any pasta topped with red sauce and beef, spaghetti. I'm like "That's penne, not spaghetti". Then he goes on about how noodles are noodles. Went to Denny's the other night, got some fried shrimp and fish. When it came out, it looked way over fried, but was...

Did they purposefully find the fattest, ugliest midget they could for that one?

Can call it The Brew

When I accidentally click on the "Sexy" Curvy lady thread, thinking it's the PGT.

Where do you live that Canadians cross the border to buy milk?

It's ridiculous. We did work for a lawyer couple down the road. Some of the nicest people I've ever met. No problems at all. But this guy. I want to smash his head in with my hammer. It's been eating at me all day, I can't fucking get over it.

I hate those people too Eomer. I was driving the work truck around the other day and I was passed 3 times by the same vehicle, who was in such a damn hurry to go nowhere obviously. Today a customer called my boss and said that when I was in their house last week I said "Stupid mexicans". I...

My account was locked due to an attempted login from China as well. Account is clear, nothing taken, but before the recent security update I probably would have been fleeced.