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Is that an extra butthole on the sternum?

I had to look up what a skinflint was. I'd probably kill myself too if after 5 hours in a mall my girlfriend called me miserly.

Thank you all for your suggestions, I'll definitely look into some in the next week or so.

Not sure of budget, my dad's helping me out with paying for it. America. I need a car around 25-30 highway mpg, preferably stylish, with decent acceleration and handling. Maintenance I can do myself, so I guess reasonable parts cost. I've been looking at some old Honda hatchbacks, but most of...

TDI is a Turbo Diesel? I wrecked my bike so I'm looking for a used car, and I like hatchbacks. Any recommendations? My mom wanted me to buy a Ford Focus hatch but I'm kinda iffy on Fords.

My companies work week starts on Sunday. If I worked Monday - Sunday, Sunday would go on the next paycheck. Since I never work Sundays it's never affected me.

Biggie. Who is your favorite music artist turned actor?

I learned corpse disposal from Oddities and Breaking Bad, looking for hobbies to fill the time in between.

How did you get in to leatherworking? A magazine, book from Barnes and Noble? I wouldnt know where to start

I find this stresses out my shoulder too much, so I limit my play time. Looks like I'll get Civ, and try out a few other games. Tower Defense are always on my list, but they tend to get boring fast. Thanks again for all your suggestions.

I broke my left clavicle on Monday wrecking my motorcycle. As a result my arm is in a sling and im typing this one handed. I'm looking for a computer game I can play with just my mouse, something that will keep my attention for a couple of hours a day at the least. I'm thinking RPGs, in the...

I've rustled a co-workers jimmies before. I take deep breaths when I'm stressed, sort of a controlled breathing thing, and when I breathe out I sigh. I don't realize it, it's totally unconscious. UF&Shands hospital in jacksonville somewhat rustled my jimmies, I broke my clavicle yesterday...

+nets for all? Hurray

Oceans 11

I watched that Genetic Chile documentary on Netflix. It's kinda shitty that if you end up with GMO chile's in your garden, Monsanto can sue you for infringement. That said, I'm sure I eat a mix of organic and GMO's, I'm not paying 3$ for a single apple.

Monster Hunter? Actuality: Dead Space

Anyone else notice lately how bulky The Rock got? He was a professional wrestler, but now that he's a film actor he's huge.

I'm sorry, what?

That's genius violentsalad. I was trying to recover a password and my security question was "Who was the first girl you ever kissed?" and I couldn't remember her name. I called like 3 people trying to rack their brains and they knew who I was talking about but couldn't remember her name.

Whisk. What is the most used cooking utensil in your kitchen?

If Tablets count as computers, it's computers by a landslide. What's your favorite webcomic?

Nah man, it was Geoffrey. Molested that whole family, including Uncle Phil.

For me probably "I love you, but I'm not in love with you" from like, ever girl I've tried to date. My family is pretty brutally honest about a lot of things, which I thought was normal, but when my ex-wife met them she thought we were all assholes. Not many secrets.

Besides Taco Bell? Anything mexican has me shitting piss for at least a day. What is your favorite single player rpg of all time?

I would love to spend all day maintaining my home, compared to maintaining other peoples homes.

What gets me is pawn shops not being open on Sundays. That's also the only day I'm really hankering for some Chick-Fil-A

If she runs her fingers through your hair, is it still rape?

That depends on how high pot was, and if it was the sole winning ticket. But yes. If you could eat any animal, just to taste it, without any laws or anything inhibiting you, which would you choose?

How old are you that the USA was great while you were alive? It's better than a lot of countries, yeah, but it's been full of a bunch of offense taking pussies for a long time.

Low flow toilets rustle my jimmies. It's like flipping a coin to see if my turd will flush or not.

Pickled Cucumbers, second to that is Pickled Cabbage. Q: If you were a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck?

The purchase of this DLC allows you to fire your secondary weapon!

Done and done.

The best part is, her right arm is already in a cast, assumed broken.

Maybe at low tide or something.

I saw a van with a QR code while I was a passenger. Tried to scan it, but couldn't get a good enough read on it from the distance we were, thought, well, I'll never find out what they sell. Edit: one of the main bridges in Jacksonville was hit by a ship last week, so now it's going to be...

If we count running shoes as sneaker, then I guess two pairs. I also have a pair of flip flops, a pair of work boots, dress shoes, and a pair of motorcycle boots.

What jet is that in the second to last GIF?