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Beats and chill these days

It's hilariously cringey but yea, I cannot for the life of me figure out who is paying her for that kind of shit? Laying around a cheap hotel room with a mask on from a dollar store in the age of infinite internet porn just confuses me.

She apparently has a better legal team than she does plastic surgeon New link: MEGA

Is the removal of clothing spawns on the other two maps as well? They need it desperately.

Limited looks like bomb city in this. New loxodon warhammer is gonna be a fucking nightmare.

Basically all of totally legitimate gaming related streamer Amouranth's patreon videos if anyone cares MEGA

They are idiots for not having new art + old border masterpieces available in Dominara

There's some sweet cards in it like the phyrexian saga and karn, but its just so disappointing to see cards like Weatherlight be such garbage heaps. The legendary theme doesn't help either. Makes the entire set feel like a commander release that just happens to be standard legal, but I'm sure...

Most of this set is balls. It's like llanowar elves, the legendary doomblade thing, that white ancient stirrings for cards that might actually matter then just a bunch of commander wank.

Stop being poor bro.

Anyone for some champs tonight?

Yea champion really isn't so bad. I still auto bail on the skittergate in pubs because there's no point in doing it, but the rest of them are usually pretty doable even with some potatoes on your team.

The gear grind post 200 is really a bitch. Their formula of highest item +/- 10 can just fuck you so badly. My regular squad I roll with is like 70 item levels ahead of me now because they've hit a bunch of +7-10 level items in a row and I'm sitting here at 205 still with nothing I can really do...

Yea that blog post is purely anecdotal etc etc but it really speaks volumes about how absurd the prospect of buying in to paper MTG is to someone who has never played it, especially if they are younger/don't have a bunch of disposable income to toss at it. They dumped 3 free packs on everyone...

Lots of pretending to be a viking lately

Well, having a bunch of 200+ ping chinese dudes only exacerbates the network and tickrate issues they already have. If half the people you're fighting aren't a full second+ out of sync with you it'll feel a lot smoother in general.

That's been a tinfoil theory about why MTGO is such ass for for just about ever as well, but I don't think it holds water anymore. Things have changed way too much and not having a viable and accessible online product is a serious detriment to MTG at this point. The market for an online game is...

China region lock seems to actually be incoming, maybe still hope for this game?

Arena is gonna be stillborn unless they really, really fix the economy. Current implementation is a fucking joke.

Getting enough slaves early on to cover all your manual labor is indeed an important skill to master.

The economy is just pure ass rape as it stands currently with 0 ability to actually acquire any mythics other than pray you roll wildcards from packs instead of your 4th copy of star of extinction.

They are technically up, but the lag is so bad right now you're unlikely to be able to actually finish a match.

Arena update is out. Ixalan + Amonkhet block constructed now. Still blind best of 1 games, so that sucks dick. Whole thing is a clown show right now because no one has any cards, so it's just a bunch of pre-con garbage + 4 crafted removal spells slapping each other.

COLOSSUS ASS

You could pull Rabblemaster in packs though so there were other avenues to acquire it. This card exists only as the promo version. That also means there is a standard legal card that exists only in foil, which I'm sure won't cause problems at all :rolleyes:

Cards being exclusive to buy-a-box is so fucking hilariously dangerous for the game I can't even begin to comprehend why they would do such a thing. Like holy shit, they misstep even slightly here and print something even approaching constructed playable in to this kind of a slot and standard is...

Watched this again cause it popped up on Netflix. Still fucking great. End makes me cry like a bitch.

It assume it has to end with some kind of universe reset/reboot. Most of their actors aren't gonna be good for another decade+ long run of movies.

The fuck else do you want, the game to come with a fleshlight attachment?

Talk to me when they have mobile chips. The fuck do I care about integrated desktop GPUs for?

RIP

They should be in ABUR duals and other reserve list shit if they think that is at all a valid (lol) investment.

Please just put shocks/fetches in every commander deck and print them in to the dirt.

This frame is actually kinda sweet

Well, if anyone cares, they patched being able to build silos on your home tile and just spamming peasants to gather lol. Food pecking order is hunters > fishing > farms now it looks like. Farms are just as bad as regular gathering in the winter, so best to build a stockpile with them if they...

Game is pretty cool, but doesn't really do a very good job of explaining how a lot of the gathering math works. I'd like to see production numbers from various buildings on some kind of tooltip someplace. Food production also seems way out of wack? Like, there's very little reason to do...

Heylel find me 4 FBB revised/4th lightning bolts that don't look like they went through the washing machine. You hang out with all those oldschool nerds and stuff, someone has to have some that they replaced with beta.

Today Only: 20% Off Everything!* If any of you nerds are looking to pick up some higher ticket items. Probably never see a better deal on some stuff than just a flat 20% discount.

I mean, he also helped design Solforge and that game is hot booty.

Llanowar elves is the best card in that spoiler. Shoutout to almost-bolt and almost-counterspell though, as its worth noting that delver/peezy/snapcaster are all wizards.