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Hey, to each their own, I just didn"t want anyone getting the wrong idea and going on a tiny titty hunt under the assumption they"ll never go bad.

Even if it wasn"t, we"re talking about the future version of electrical-tape-pasty girl, when her tiny tits become tiny flapjacks... possibly. So, basically, I don"t know what we"re talking about anymore. Pancake girl still sucks until you post some pictures (preferably holding a plate of...

I have no desire to ever see the tits Col. Gathers and Brock are talking about. Even in animated form.

This is absolutely not true. Tiny tits can still become tiny flapjacks. It"s depressing.

I don"t know where it begins or ends.

Her knees are too sharp, she"s fat, she needs to eat a sammich, but she"s not quite Shelly.

You raise a valid point.

No.

Pics or she"s fucking lame.

My county used milk bags during the majority of my childhood. We never threw the bags. Instead we would stuff pieces of food in a corner of a bag, then smash the opposite end with a fist. Food would fly across the entire cafeteria, and the maneuver was undetectable by the shitty frame rate our...

And yet you would dare answer a question directed at him? Shit"s getting out of hand Salty, did you authorize this?

Does that actually work on Truckasaurus, or does her nose get in the way?

I"m confused, she told you she had an STD in an attempt to get back with you? Has that ever worked? Got to love the pregnancy followup.

This would be my call. That said, it depends on how much bleeding you"re really talking about here. That could be an awkward moment for her, especially. I can"t recall ever bedding someone with an open wound on my junk, so I don"t have any anecdotal evidence, but I"d imagine that could freak her...

That was a good call, probably.

So have none of our new bros had any shitty girlfriends, wives, dead girlfriends, algebra-gifted mutants, etc. to share with us?

Back of the knee?

If you get Truckasaurus here addicted to heroin, we can forgive and forget about your thieving hooker ex.

There"s only one way to know for sure.

I don"t fuck fatties, but I"m all for getting drunk and watching people hit on fatties if that"s your thing. Brodate?

Murfreesboro at the time, I went to MTSU for undergrad and grad school. I live in Clarksville now. It"s about the same distance from Nashville, just the other direction along 24.

Sad thing is she would make this frown that was every bit as obnoxious.

If we"re starved for breakup stories, I"ll share one, too. It"s not the most exciting, but anyway. The ex I"ve posted numerous pictures of, I dated her for most of my last year of undergrad and first year of grad school. She had just moved into town for school and got hired at the restaurant I...

I"ll brofist you on that. Shit"s stupid. At least you don"t manually sign your posts anymore. You should write "-Aamina" on all the foreheads you wreck.

That"s pretty big, too, but after going to a Brazilian steak house, I realized I really don"t need anything but steak and sides of steak and steak for dessert to enjoy a meal. And like hell am I letting a woman do my grilling for me.

Dealbreaker.

Do you think Asian hookers would stick around to charge Aamina for cuddling and forehead kisses?

Happy trail.

Yeah, androgynous 12-year-olds are a fucking shitty race.

Put some faggoty spiked Cloud-esque hair on that and I wouldn"t think twice about it being a random Asian guy, seems risky. Also, looks 12. How do people get boners over that?

It is not easier to read. It looks like garbage, and when you attempt to emphasize every sentence, you emphasize none of them. Idiot.

I"m waiting for this new girl that only sticks to shrooms and molly to get suckered into jabbing needles between her toes. There"s always a new chapter to read about. You know, until they OD or get shot trying to rob someone anyway.

I would read that thread.

This. She could just be an awesome example of someone with a difficult childhood who took control of her life and simply isn"t afraid to share it with you. She could also be fucking crazy. Additional reconnaissance required.

I"ve known people to fuck for molly and ecstasy, but not acid and shrooms. I"d say she sounds like a smaller risk (lol). Also, I wouldn"t have pegged your girl for a heroin junkie by looking at her. Then again, heroin is vegan right?

Try not to get this one swimming in needles, too, or is she already into that?

Aamina, I apologize. We didn"t know what we had until we lost it. We miss you, bro. I"d internet fistbump you but I think you"d prefer a headbutt.

What? No. Aamina, tell us all about these erotic cuddling exploits.

Here you go:

You"re obviously new here. It"s common knowledge that you don"t fuck on the first date. If you"re a real man, you sing each other songs, cuddle, rub your legs together, and finish with a baller fucking forehead kiss before driving home and not thinking about your ex-wife.