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Please wear Sam Deathwalker"s outfit.

The Clermont calls.He will love his wife-to-be infinitely more.

Wait, you"re in Atlanta? Fuck it, take them to the Clermont. Afterwards, they"ll thank you for teaching them to appreciate things like breathing.

How fun phobic? Do they drink at all?

I usually just have a "Home" playlist of about 1500 songs on random. Iron Maiden has definitely happened before. Once had Fuck Her Gently come up, followed immediately by Ace of Spades. I laughed. She didn"t.

This is fantastic.

In my case, we were both in school and her lease had just ended shortly after moving in with me. They decided to tack on a few hundred dollars in extra fees due to "extensive damages" as college apartments like to do (which I found hysterical considering she was basically living at my place the...

Just a realist I"d say, but I understand the move. I think it"s pretty clear, they"re both in a long term relationship, and both people are seriously considering marriage. And at that point in time, they were both probably looking at each other as if they would be engaged in the near future...

I lent a couple hundred to the ex I posted pictures of a while back. Never bothered asking for it until after I broke up with her. Luckily she had forgotten some expensive ass dresses at my place when she moved out, so it was recovered.

He said he"s usually done within 15, so yeah. Looks that way.

Lol...

This sounds like some dystopian forum that is boring as shit.

"Oh God, I must have forgotten one day this week! I can"t believe it. What? Are you seriously asking me that? I know that"s what I said before, but no. No way, I"m pro-life as of yesterday. By the way, marry me."

Dos mas.

Never tagged FoHSS on this ex so it"s not like I can use these for votes or anything. Here:

You"ll have to make a "banbet" with him that they weren"t made with FruityLoops first.

Thank you.

By far the best suggestion yet. Don"t forget to hire a P.I. to follow her when she"s not at her apartment. Or you can place a GPS tracker on her car. Make sure she"s not going to any shady establishments, like a restaurant ora bar.

You know, when you compare any problem (short of having your dick severed) to this, it really doesn"t seem that bad. Well said. Good luck with the new vaginas.

Dude, seriously? She comes home at 12:30 and she"s suddenly a call girl or dating someone? The only way for you to solve this is to confront her the next time she comes in late and just straight up ask her if she"s a call girl. Confront her face to face. Chicks that come home after midnight...

A lot of people, actually.

That.

If he contracts a disease that begins with an H, probably. Otherwise, doubt it!

I can"t help but amuse myself with the idea of that being the wife of someone on this forum.

She seems really interested in your personality (penis).

Unless you think he wouldn"t treat her correctly and that"s something you"re actually concerned with, then yes, get over it and let him bang her.

Oh.

IS IT A SPLOOGE-CRUSTED SHIRT? JUST A HUNCH.

Sounds like you"ve shed some shackles to me. Revel in it. Find someone that doesn"t make you feel like shit.

Good work, gentlemen.

Ahaha....http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002914748190. Can"t believe you forgot to mention cuddling and forehead kissing as his interests.

When? I thought he confirmed everythingexceptUF.

Most likely. If not, they didn"t seem to really give a shit. Fuck 7FB. As much of a jackass as that Blake asshole might be, there is Titcon Law to be upheld.

There"s no way I could possibly let 7 Faggots Below think people want to see their music. Ultimate Failure has been removed... with that, I"ll be voting with Gutter again. Tits were paid.

When has Jade ever been considered male nomenclature? What a fag.

As Kegkilla has repeatedly stated, they"re just too busy rocking the fuck out of Idaho, as only they can do.

While he knows most of them, I thought we"ve damn near confirmed that Ultimate Failure does not actually exist.

Need to update the OP to include that information then.

Nice profile, John Sacco. Haha, KBEAR IS MY LIFE, MANG.

If I somehow knew it would eventually get all their votes stripped, I would vote 7FB. Short of a guarantee, I dare not support their faggotry. Damnit, that pisses me off.