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Go for it. Also, she"s a pint-sized 8? Pictures, bro.

You"re kind of like Fedor, except instead of posting animated .gifs in a thread about pictures, you"re posting about eating out other dudes" assholes in a thread about sex with women.

Or just stay the fuck away like we"ve all been saying.

I know plenty of people that aren"t fans of piss and shit, but your wife is turned off by your own splooge? That sucks.

... I was thinking of the same thing, though.

I"d have to already be a single father, and this woman would have to be fucking amazing for me to consider raising her kid. Stay away from that nonsense.

Maybe these tranny bro-hunters work together and share potential targets with one another.

I shit from my asshole. It"s a pretty good feeling. I highly recommend it to everyone.

So, BRO, how hairy is T-Rex"s asshole? Does the form that shit into dreads? Post some pics to help those participating in No-Fapuary.

I was under the impression that a lot of Muslims completely removed their pubes (body hair as well maybe?), usually by waxing. Then again, if she"s looking to get boned by a good Christian like yourself, she probably isn"t practicing and might be rocking a bear downstairs.

Use an old pair of beard clippers on a zero gauge setting. No razor burn and you can let people you don"t like borrow your butt clippers on their face.

Sorry, I meant totes.com/sithstyle

I"m definitely showing up to the party if Salty and Rasputin are going.

Was she good at algebra?

She"s already told us about all the confident 40 year old divorcees that frequent Panera Bread looking for easy hipster liberal arts majors. It"s impressing no one.

Haha, awesome.

People willingly hang out with Mippo? Serious question.

The Girls Who Broke Your English Thread

Tyen, are you really settling for this bro"s sloppy seconds?

Nah bro, she wears a fake ring so the 40 year olds will lay off at Starbucks.

They"re all tres busy.com, #jewnosedcuntbeast.

A much easier to way to surpass Montana"s legend than getting 5 rings. He should"ve got on that shit sooner.

Tears of boredom with only 3 rings, clearly. "There"s something greater out there for me."

Eli"s gonna choke, bro.

Hence the "decent woman".

I read that as pillow farts at first.

Don"t give us this fool around nonsense. Did you fuck her or cuddlekiss her?

I"ll get right on that.

Wat. I understand most of this hipsterspeak that my fixie-fag friends use, but how did some French word slip its way in there?

Olseon? Is that the Russian spelling?

I was referring to your thin greasy hair and long beard actually. Now with unaltered pixels.

RASPUTIN

What, you don"t photoshop Charlize Theron"s face all over pictures of ripped dudes in $500 pairs of jeans or whatever the hell gets your rocks off?

It most certainly is.

This makes no sense.

I would fuck that leather jacket before I fucked that bitch"s gimped up fattyfoot.

FAT OFF

That fucking foot is disgusting, where have you been?

I bet you"re a furry.

It"s a good looking jacket, and it might"ve been worth it at $50 or so, but not $100. Like others have said, you can find some soft, beat up leather jackets at thrift stores sometimes. Hell, if you"re going to spend $100, you can find brand new genuine leather jackets on clearance for that much...