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Only ever gave money to 2 beggars. 1 had a sign that said "Why lie I'm going to use the money for booze". The other one, the car in front of me handed him a half eaten burger and he wolfed it down so fast I think he almost ate the wrapper. When I say half eaten, I don't mean it was cut in...

What's your source? Do you jerk off to The Arrow and and Hawkeye comics?

that makes sense. But it still looks like a picture of a picture of the broken cell phone sitting in a manilla file folder. I mean look at the james bond spy shit that had to happen to finally leak one of these photos. What the fuck is wrong with america?

My experience is that if a dog has that purple chow tongue, they're bipolar and to be avoided.

Welp, if no one takes care of the injured players, everyone is going to think twice before joining another minor league football team.

Longbow if you want a challenge. Recurves are easier to shoot because the arrow doesn't wobble as much in flight (lookup archer's paradox). But if you want easy, then use a compound bow. Well if you do it like I did, it sure is. The weekend shoots have a lot of walking, and if you shoot...

I think he covered an important one. That if you lose a piece of hardware, you're fucked. Besides a lot of sites think they're way more important than they really are. Remember suenig threatening to turn on 2fa for everyone on FOH? Motherfucker, if I don't run money through you, you don't...

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I did archery when I lived in austin. I have a recurve and a reflex deflex long bow. I never cared for those compound contraptions. When I was doing it, I went to a few archery competitions, and I sort of miss those. You walk through the woods and take shots at 3d targets through and around...

Motherfucker. Literally the week I start to get interested in it.

I stand by what I said. When they figure out what fm is, they'll call it by another name. Fm is totally a diagnosis of "we don't know wtf is wrong with you". That's why it should piss off anyone who isn't an addict to be diagnosed with it. The dr has given up on fixing you. I'm not saying none...

You know that a diagnosis of fibromialgia is the doctor's nice way of saying the shit's in her head, right? If he settled on that it means he doesn't know. Make sure she knows this doctor she loves is calling her a lying attention whore. If that doesn't motivate her to find another doctor...

Been catching these games on the nfl channel at night. Pretty good, but I need to become a fan of one of the teams in order to actually get interested. Is there anyone in this league as entertaining as HE HATE ME?

Why can't she feed the kids but not eat till you get home? I think that would satisfy her need to talk to an adult and your need to have a pleasant dinner.

Is that a mirror? Looks like a framed photo with broken glass. Was this taken in the 1900's?

Fiber gummies taste better than real gummy bears. But you don't wanna OD on those either. I didn't know they had gummy multivitamins, I'll have to look into that. Flintstone vitamins were good so you should have learned self control at a young age. Or he believes that stupid should hurt.

I don't have the same situation, but it's close enough that I can say you'll be OK with it if you chose to be with her. In my case what I miss is being able to fuck all night. She's a one and done kind of girl. When I was dating I'd usually get 3 nuts and at least twice as many orgasms from...

I like the idea of anal better than I like the anal itself. Sometimes I think about putting it in her ass to push me over the edge. But when we actually do it about once a year, it's too much work (she only wants it missionary style so adjustments have to be made). I'm glad that I'm with a...

Get back to me when cops are held liable for the abuse police dogs dish out to suspects.

Hotel shampoo and conditioner bottles. Is everything on your resume completely true?

Naw. You'll be dealing with that question again. She'll digest it and wonder why they had to be blind. Eventually it'll build up enough pressure that she'll blow a gasket. And not in a good way. You may never know that you're dealing with this specific question again, but you will be.

But that's also under the articles of confederations. So it's no longer valid.

Just took an anonymous survey for my company. As soon as I completed it I got an automated email from the HR director thanking me for taking the anonymous survey. LOL. Good thing I'm smart enough that I never believed the survey was anonymous. I just thought they'd be more low key about it.

I tickled the shit out of myself onetime with one of those robo calls by asking her what she was wearing and trying to get her to phone sex with me. Then 30 minutes later I got another robo call and it was a male voice, so I started saying the same stuff and was disappointed that his answer was...

Nah his tail will break first.

I had a similar experience with the wired Logitech thumbwheel mouse I like to use. I had a few because once I started using them and saw how awesome they were I ordered them for all of my computers. Then they started dying after they had been discontinued. The only replacements I could find cost...

I've got you both pegged as girls. So I might only be half right.

You should be able to fix that. Somehow. Unfortunately I don't know how. We had our IT department fix it on some machines we sent out to customers. But when it happened to one of my machines, I just left it. The only downside I've seen so far is that I get nagged every time I boot up and I...

Whoever it was, is a complete idiot. It's dead cats you're supposed to swing around by the tail to ward off evil spirits, not live cats. Start making endless idiocracy references around her.

Oh wow you're so clever. 32 Checkmate, bitch

The other day I watched 2 shows where someone was shooting a rifle, taking careful aim, had a rest readily available, and instead shot freehand and missed. I know they were both entertainment and the person was going to miss either way but I was still warblegarbling at the screen. Use the rest...

Has that ever stopped you from posting before?

Mario doesn't seem to understand the concept of extending.

I think Douglas adams' theory is pretty close. Not the part about the earth being a giant super computer, but the part about alien telephone washers being told their planet was about to be eaten and being sent ahead of the useful members of society to prepare the new planet, and then killing off...

Whatever planet humans come from, I think the natural days were somewhere between 26 and 28 hours long. I base this on my own limited experience from being on vacation with no schedule. If I get a good night's sleep (6 to 8 hours) I'm good to go for 20 hours. Sucks that our ancestors couldn't...

If a dude spells his name Stephen, is he Steve for short, or steph?

Yong boys learned to shut the fuck up. I would say that teachers got their act together, but we all know that aint happening.

That's what I thought. You promised us she was crazy. I was hoping for the 'make a scene' type of crazy, not the 'silent treatment' type of crazy. Maybe her problem is that she can't do anything full throttle.

@Vanessa you've broken up with @Jessika before, have't you? It's like a romcom script is being focus grouped on us.

You are conflating consent with choice. These boys were not coerced or forcefully raped. Just because they can't legally consent doesn't mean they're not making a choice to fuck the teacher. And btw I'm not saying that just because we can't eliminate all bad choices we shouldn't eliminate any...