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  1. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    We used to call that labeling. I don't think they're allowed to use that term anymore. My sister is a teacher and she's the one who told me that. I still don't understand why. I'm not against that in this situation. I was only speaking to his internal war about protecting our little girls...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Sounds like you were infected with some political correctness. Our little girls do need mass protecting. So do our wives and mothers. Don't let cucks and crazies convince you that you need to change your sexist ways.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Is that something people do? Call seedless fruits renewable? Or fruits? Or anything edible? Energy is the only place I ever remember hearing 'renewable' as a buzz word. And funny enough that only refers to shit like wind and sun that we have no control over.
  4. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    I'm going to need you to flesh that out a little more. You skipped something important.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I think you're being retarded, but I'm willing to listen. Are there any interviews with some of these victims 10-20 years down the road we can point to as evidence? The only one I know of where we had any kind of followup was the dude who knocked up his teacher then married her when she got...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    my last 2 phones had permanently installed batteries.
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    England

    Don't worry I got the muzzies covered. Im going to draw a picture of Mohammed sucking a circumcised dick and put it on my backpack to ward them off. It's like garlic to a vampire.
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    What amount would you need to be "done" with a regular job

    I've been thinking about the FIRE thing lately because I listen to clark howard and he talks about it a lot. My main concern is that my hobbies will get real expensive once I retire. Second concern is that I like my job and wouldn't want to stop doing it.
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    England

    I'm way too fat to consider a hike a good vacation. Except for maybe ghost walks. We always enjoy those sorts of tours.
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    England

    Will I even be allowed to drive in England? What kinda hoops do you have to jump through to do that legally? A walking stick is enough weapon for me as long as no one will question it. As I understand the law, I just need to pretend its not intended for self defense. What would be really cool...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fuck yes. Especially when it's a fancy steakhouse. Got one I love who's steaks are in the $80 range and maybe 2 or 3 times out of 10, one of us will get gristle. To their credit, the last time my wife got some, she complained and they offered her a free meal next time. But we never claimed...
  12. Hoss

    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    liquor or hypnotism. What's the most embarassing thing that ever turned you on? Like, dark shit you won't admit to anyone you know in RL.
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    England

    Just starting to plan a trip to England this summer. Anyone got any tips? All I know is that it will be 1 - 2 weeks and we're somewhat flexible. We're going to hit Scotland and/or Ireland while we're there. Probably look at some castles and do the basic tourist traps around london. Some...
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not at the moment. No. Answer my questions if you want to entertain us.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If I believed that, I wouldn't have typed out the above message. In the course of earning your Internet psychology degree, did you run across projection?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was hoping you'd look past the joking and answer the questions. Everything you posted so far save for 2 things is some petty shit. Super petty. Even the 2 things that weren't petty were likely not as bad as they seemed. The cheating might have been a legit complaint, but that depends on...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    McCarthy is kinda cute. Is your wife as funny?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My yahoo address is used the same way except that I also gave it to my family. Because they are fucking spammy. Some are even sketchy, but I actually like the sketchier members of my family.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah well I've been negging those faggots so you can ignore them. Tell me or I will deliver your text document to your ex and future wife. On an unrelated note, can we get a pic of her so we can decide if she's worth keeping?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, that wouldn't earn him any respect, and that wasn't my goal. I don't think the next girl will respect him either. It's his best bet because then he still gets to see his girls and doesn't live in a cardboard box.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why do you have no doubt? Why do you think she faked periods? I mean that in both senses, as in what evidence do you have and why would she do it? Who's idea was it to have an open marriage? Both the first time and the second time (or however many times there were). Who or what is RHCP...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    A few years ago my company bought a bunch of computers to use on test systems. They were good computers but they took a non standard power supply. We started losing the fuckers making the computer worthless. Well those computers are all up on a shelf now because they run winxp and we have newer...
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    What tickles your pickle

    My wife has one of those backwards bicycles you might have seen on the yotubes (I think I first saw it on the smarter every day channel) for a training class. She's out of town and had to carry it in her car. She told me she was nervous about leaving it in the car because it looked like a bad...
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    Poll The Great Telemarketing Avalanche of 2016/2017

    I get minimum 2 a day. The most infuriating thing to me is that when I'm in the mood to play with them, 90 % of the time I can't get a person. Like I can't even figure out how the Scam is supposed to work if they won't talk to me. That means they're just bothering me. One time I started...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Websites do that shit for email addresses too. Enter it twice to verify but you can't copy paste. Wakandan I copy pasted the address in the first fucking field why can't I do it in the second one?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Yes you fucking sicko. Dry And not exclusively. Any dog who tries to dominate me.
  27. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I prefer archaic units so no one knows WTF it means. How many hands is your penis?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    And people thought I was strange when I dry humped my dog to assert dominance.
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Re unpaid gubmint workers. Many credit unions are giving them interest free loans because they have been guaranteed backpay. If they are government workers they qualify to join a credit union that's doing this. Even if not in a credit union, whatever bank holds their mortgage will probably...
  30. Hoss

    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    With that color you don't have to do an enema first.
  31. Hoss

    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    If you decided to get railed, would you be morally obligated to tell the dude about your status and warn him that fucking you might technically be gay?
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You're might just be an insufferable cunt that they don't want to talk to. I'm not saying you are cause I don't know you. I'm just saying you need to write that on the board as a possibility.
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    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    I didn't realize those were different words.
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    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    This is something that has never and can never happen. There's no way to know how someone with gender dysmorphia would react. You would lose something that makes you special, it's dumb to act like that wouldn't cause a problem. Although, I'll grant that the whole magical body swap might be...
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    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    It's not completely impossible. You have gender dysmorphia. Waking up as a girl won't cure that. You might enjoy being a girl for a while then the dysmorphia could set in and make you wanna be a dude again. It's probably best for you if you always stay in a transitioning phase.
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    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Foles is the best qb in Philly right now.
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    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    Are you saying vanessa would immediately want to start transitioning to male?
  38. Hoss

    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    Age appropriate is the best part of this question because it means whatever age you want for whatever you wanna do. Don't know why some people are gagging on that part like it's a rich guy's cock.
  39. Hoss

    If you woke up one day in the body of an age appropriate female, what would you do?

    If you wanna fuck, find the chick who swapped into your body and fuck her. #notgay And yeah to the movie. I'm thinking hot chick with Rob Schneider.