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I've said before, they need to poke holes in all those condoms. The human race needs these genes to be mingled.

Other than the fact that I'm an introvert IRL, I'm exactly the same. I don't understand the fear of that retort. You act like kids are never insolent to their biological parents. Without the "not my real dad" defense, she'll just have no power over you and have to be good? Whatever man...

lol meaghan trainor. She acts like she thinks she's hot. Before she became famous, I bet she wasn't saying no a whole lot.

Got an alert about this on my phone and before I opened it, all I saw was "Cowboys owner Jerry Jones..." And I thought, holy shit, he must have died. Cause I don't get many alerts. Typically it's only when players are signed, released or suspended.

I think jait is a holdout. Terial is the one who sent me a PM saying he'd missed the move. Don't remember the DMK character, so who knows about him.

Announcements are very easy to miss. Probably even easier if you don't have ads blocked because you're used to ignoring everything up top. Too bad the chucklehead posting the video didn't include something more useful in the body of the text.

Rescued another one yesterday who was still looking for F/S/R and had missed all the notes about the exodus.

Didn't he say he looked her up and saw her status was married? Sounds like if she'd updated her status maybe he would have picked up on it. Don't be too hard on him for that one.

he's redpilling us?

Yes that started after i had my idea. But it's not always accurate on a GPS and I think my idea could eventually be used to slow you down when cops are around.

3 Fs, just like any other girl. Find em, fuck em, forget em. For real though, being prepared for marriage day 1 is idiotic. I dated a lot of single moms so here are Hoss's tips for dating single moms: There's no reason to be scared of them. They're women too, they want companionship...

I'm cool with old pics of her, as long as she was 18+ when they were taken. Scan in some of those old polaroids bro.

Absolutely. I'd at least have her try injections in every hole to see if any of them lasted longer. But alas, I feel pretty sure we're going to find out it was the peach. Or pear. or whatever the fuck that now extinct fruit was.

It's all about letting them know you're the alpha. You have to hump them anytime they start acting uppity.

I mentioned it just now, but obviously the mods who win are expected to punish those who lose. The rule would be codifying it to make sure none of the new mods pussed out. Probably a 1 week shawing and 3 months on the discouraged user list would be appropriate to ensure anyone who announces...

My dad had a couple of good ideas. One was for a way to store christmas lights so they don't tangle up. Worked like a champ, he even had prototypes made and shopped them around. A few years later we saw them for sale by someone else. He also had a plan for generating unlimited electricity...

Is she hot? Post some pics of her.

Astr0 really is a better name. I can't figure out why he's married to chukzombie. Like if everyone decided they wanted to start calling me something awesome, I'd switch outta this tired old name.

Yes, I'd be happy if dogs were treated so leniently too. But we live in a world where (in many places anyway) when little timmy jumps a fence and gets mauled by fido, fido gets the needle no questions asked.

Look man, if romo goes down this season, and the rest of our games can be more pre-season games ... we're good to go. If anyone can swing that second part, it JJ & Son.

My favorite memory was how he blew the lid off of the power abuses of hodj mod

First ... Pussy Second, did they scream? I heard rabbits scream like human children when being slaughtered, but it might only be the adults.

Question is when WAS the last time, not when will your last time be.

He was pretending to be black to hide his gingerness.

Give royal her name and I bet he can link you a video of what her daddy did to her.

You never stay in a hotel that's 2 stars or above? Those wooden hangers are free. Also lol at the last line. Didn't see it when I read the post the first time. Is stealing cars called a craft project now? Take my advice. Mark that shit on a calendar and keep chocolate handy. I actually...

I have more posts than likes. That mean cthonic didn't like all my posts. I suck at life.

Why do beach volleyball asses not look anywhere near as good as regular volleyball asses?

Colorless should be fine. Many of the cards I was looking at are artifact, and even those that weren't you only need a couple of colored mana. I know other colors can make mana because the one time I played with a commander deck, it made a ton. I think it was black/white. So you're saying...

How much are you tallking? My wife used to have a bunch of old cards that got stolen (back when she originally played). She might be interested. Or more accurately, I might be interested in getting something like that for her.

I was going to vote no just because we don't need old mods right now. But since noodle said he'd NEVER run, I have to vote to force him to.

We probably need a rule that making joke campaign threads is infraction worthy.

Yeah cheese looked pretty lame. I wasn't all that interested in it. That Q was more curiosity. I got into unhinged for cheatyface, The knight of the hokey pokey and chaos confetti hooked me. This one looks ridiculously fun too.

I hope you guys don't mind the noob questions. I'd be afraid to go to another MTG forum and ask this shit. Anyway, here's another one. Take a look at this card. Aren't lands considered a card in play that you control? If so, how can you ever trigger this condition? You need at least 6...

Format is completely open since it's just friends and I'm wanting to use unhinged and unglued cards. The color choices are undecided too. All I know is these fun cards are expensive so I need to get some mana out quickly. I think expedition was the effect I saw before (search your library for...

When your name is changed, how do you figure out the new name? Do you get an email notifying you, or do you have to browse as a guest and find your last post?

What cards or effects should I search for to generate mana faster? I think expedition is one of them, but that's the only one I can think of.

i was saying something like this to my wife last night and she got all huffy. I guess she felt defensive cause he's cute or something. I'd be much more impressed with phelp's medal totals if he was doing something other than swimming fast. Think how many medals carl lewis could have had if he...

I might have a problem. I looked up a bunch of unglued and unhinged cards yesterday. They were cheap so I bought a lot that looked fun. When I got done, I had like 50 cards. If they weren't all different colors, i could probably make a deck with what I just bought. I still don't plan to...

The picture there is an email right? Can they make that confirmation email say what they wanna say?