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John was told that a twin-engine plane would be waiting at the airport. Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hanger. He jumped in, said ‘Lets go’. The pilot taxied and took off. Once in the air John told the pilot: ‘Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of...

I love condoms, I even used to jerk off with them. I liked the feel of it wrapped tightly around my pecker, plus when jerking of it was nice that cleanup was so easy. My wife had to beg me to stop using them once we were married. Since someone asked, my favorite is Lifestyles SKYN. I...

Remember how that philosophy worked out for the redskins? Why do you think it'll be different for the giants? I have no prediction, I have only hope. The only thing the pre-season has told us is that he's not a complete bum. I'm not even convinced he's an upgrade over Kellen Moore, but I...

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Joey standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and had a small American flags mounted on both sides of it.The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood...

The only thing false about his police report is that maybe he should have said extortion instead of armed robbery. Maybe he wasted the time of the police. But he shouldn't be prosecuted for it because he couldn't be expected to know that extortion was perfectly legal. In first world...

I thought it was a DC movie for some reason and was getting ready for it to be utter shit despite having good trailers.

This is great news. I thought the last season was very good even if they left some unanswered questions. They also put out a final red dwarf episode where they went back to earth and found out they were just a TV show and they tried to convince their actor counterparts to keep the show going...

I know what ya mean. Like, is hera married to Kanan, why are these people together? I was wondering the same thing. They wrote a book that was the leadup to this series and showed how hera and Kanan got together. I assume another is coming to show us where the manda and giant monkey-cat came...

The best part about him showing up is then I can root for the 'good' guys to kill someone.

What, exactly is he spamming? No annoying messages are popping up for anybody when he does it. I'm sure it's because my graphics card sucks, but when I scroll, that picture looks like it's turning it's head. I thought it was animated for a minute.

Climb down off the cross sunig, we need the wood.

The whole post was good, but this part brought a tear to my eye. Rerolled is making the world a better place.

That interview he did with laurer (I think) was completely ridiculous. How can matt act like it was just a negotiation at gunpoint? Locktite was obviously nervous, I'm glad he kept repeating that the guy pulled a gun on him. I heard another sponsor picked him up, I'm guessing because he's...

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I watched some of the olympics. They have at least 8 of them. 4 women and 4 men. I know cuz i saw them run in the relay events.

lol Caster Semenya. they can't tell if it's a man or a woman. I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt till I saw a couple of her races. it was like she was holding back early to make sure she didn't put up any suspicious times, but with 200 yrds left, it just goes "Scuze me ladies...

A thread on fisting probably wouldn't be derailed to buttfucking, but only if it was done in the grown up section where it belongs.

i just want to say in advance, fuck all of you motherfuckers who are about to laugh at this.

Well fuck. MRI on tony romo's back shows it's fractured

lol'd Not gunna summarize, but keg's part is that during part of this story she was incubating his kid.

They're probably checking to see if you kidnapped him then.

i had a cat do that once. I thought it was a squeak toy because it actually squeaked every time she bit on it. It wasn't till it moved on it's own that i realized it wasn't a toy. Also had a cat bring us a sugar glider once. I can't remember if it was the same cat. Wife thought that one was...

I appreciate you need to know colors and theme to make solid suggestions, but I don't know. I just have to get some decks together and see how they play. That's why I'm looking for a starting point. The only general guidance I've gotten from my wife and daughter is 24 lands and 60 cards...

Why weekly? There's no reason to pay it off more often than monthly unless you have a shitty deal that starts charging interest after a week.

I'm still watching the olympic coverage i recorded. Last night I saw them play the video and bob costas confirmed that was a gun in the guys hand who made them get out. Maybe they were mistaken and it was a walkie talkie or something. If ole bob retracted that assertion I haven't heard. But...

I could't hear the announcer, how did the judges score the Mick vs the DREAMER fight? Also, putting in a request for gifs of the dude trying to fight the ref.

Am I missing something? Don't get me wrong, I'm not in favor of unleashing hounds because I think that will create page views craig will get payed for .. but if you're determined to do it, why are you waiting till next year? Monday, May 29 Memorial Day in the United States of America 2017

If the government was charging him (and his fellow swimmer) with vandalism, it wouldn't be so surrel. But now they're literally extorting them for $10k to prove that the gas station security guard didn't extort them for $50. We get it, you don't like ryan. So nothing that happens to him is...

If proximity to the entrance isn't mandated, then they should put most of the handicap spaces in the back of the parking lot. I'm comfortable saying that if you're so borderline that it's dangerous to ride your hoover-round from the back of a parking lot, then you shouldn't be out anyway.

I like the second garage. I think most people use it for storage while the main garage is for actual cars. If you have land you might put that shit in a detached shed, but the small garage works well too.

Shadow likes matter more. It's like the shadow government, which we all know really runs the show.

Since this got moved over, time for a followup. Over a week ago, I got a check from the IRS for $1.04. Held onto it for about a week and the day after I finally cashed it, I got another letter from the IRS modifying the same tax return. I haven't even tried to figure out what they changed...

When you're building a deck, about how many of each type of card are you shooting for? By type, I mean, things like creatures, lands, spells, special lands, etc.

I dunno, I think the field events have been getting more coverage this year than in the past. I love the field events most of all, and hate the long ass races, which they used to show ever boring lap of. Been bitching about that forever. This year they seem to be doing better. But...

Can't think of any reason a dentist would tell you it's ok to do something that will fuck up your kids teeth and require braces a few years down the road. Sounds legit.

They're shadow likes because they don't show up in all of your like counts.

Facts are still coming out, but from what we know so far it's pretty clear the security guard extorted them, and now the gubmint is extorting them too. If they broke the law by vandalizing the gas station, then charge them with that. instead they're saying pay us as an apology for saying we're...

The security guard only extorted $50 from them though, so the damage was probably like $10. Are you arguing a technicality that we haven't discussed it yet on this board?

I thought he was lying at first too. But now that I've heard the Brazilians side of the story, it's pretty fucking obvious he was shaken down by a security guard. Can't blame him for trying to report that. In first world countries that shit is frowned upon. But in Brazail it's so common that...

Found out yesterday that when I finish writing my current program, before I can start testing, the customer has to sit down and go through it line by line. I know the customer has no one who knows WTF they are doing because this particular customer is also a competitor of ours. We've worked...