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When you guys wish ill on chuck I keep thinking you're talking about astro. Quick question, did we see jimmy sneak back in and replace the original documents? Considering he needed sticky notes to mark where they went the first time, that seems unlikely.

Yeah it was because I had just enough time to say, "Wait, what about po folks"

Forget it, he's rollin. Yeah J really fucked up letting people know that got to him. How? Have we seen his last name? I mean just because they find a story about someone named johnny doesn't mean shit. You think they will recognize their dad's dick that's stuck in the whore's ass? As far as...

Didn't see anyone correct this, but the liquors I saw are less than 100 calories, the wines seem to sit around 150 and the beer, as has been mentioned, go up to 300. And that is 1.5 oz of liquor even though 1 oz seems to be the accepted serving size (not if you're serving it to me), 1 oz is in...

What's wrong with the stormfront crowd? Afraid you wouldn't be up to matching wits with them? BTW, the I'm sure the best way to bring the stormfront crowd is to keep mentioning stormfront. You just know they occasionally do google searches to see who's talking about them.

My window was smashed and I was told basically the same thing. It is impossible to get it all out. I only heard it rattling around in the door for about a month, but years later I'm still finding little bits of glass in my floorboard even though I pick it out and toss it as soon as I see a new...

If you don't need us to be grown up, or if you have pics to share, then use the GWBYHT in screenshots. Otherwise, I'd say the marriage thread. Either way I strongly suspect we're calling you a faggot.

I bet she caught him cheating on her and "forgave" him. But now she owns his ass. She probably decided that all men are cheating pigs too. Are we talking about a woman getting drunk or a dude? Cause my wife gets drunk on 1 glass and can't finish a second. I've never been drunk on wine, but...

When did they find the gun in smith's car? As of yesterday it was a rumor and the popo said there was only 1 gun found at the scene.

Apparently you guys were expected to die on the way to the funeral. Did you have trouble with your brakes? I think I said this in the original Gravy is dying thread, but put me down for cremation with my ashes spread in various places. I want 2 poems read, (these are probably not the...

Looks pretty cut and dried to me. Tuco left tarrant a nasty rep comment. Until you unanonymize rep that's all we have to go on. Looks like ridas was railroaded. It's hurty words for anyone who's wife has cheated on them maybe?

Well that was the purpose of the question, wasn't it? Why did you act like you had no idea what picasso was talking about? Sure sounds like you knew there was 'more to it', but you just played dumb. If you can't tell us what the 'more to it' was about because it's top secret, then just tell...

Oh and I'm now rustled that the drug awareness class didn't end with a screening of reefer madness. I suggested it on the comment card.

Here's lets help you through your ignorance. This is the post ridas claims he got shawed for in the amod honeytrap thread. Did he spout it so often it was necessary too?

Apparently he spouted it too often as well. Was it twice?

I'm not sure cartman wouldn't be an upgrade, at least in the looks department. We can ignore the underage thing since cartman is at least 20 yrs old no matter what grade he's in.

I'm right there with Cad, I guess stealing my shit triggers me.

I'm really not getting the chaosaxe thing. I saw the picture, I remember the story (in either the cops or the racist shitlord thread). but why do you think they're buttmad over the term chaosaxe? Must be going over my head.

If J used his kickback money to put his kids through school his wife would probably go ahead and divorce him since their future would be secure. Where's the sense in that?

Last week I was at a jobsite and I saw a guy fishing around in the portajon. Asked him if he lost something and he said he'd lost his coat. I told him the coat was already ruined and if I were him I'd let it go. He said he knew the coat was ruined, but his lunch was in the pocket.

If it's not going to be covered, before you call the insurance company take a shotgun and shoot through all the holes and claim that's how they happened. I don't understand the mustang stuff. Has there been a rash of mustangs killing people or something? oblig

The place for that is in your CEO's office. Just like it's always been.

That information should be in the infraction notice, shouldn't it? Post it here for our amusement.

I don't understand the existence of the EAP. It says the drug assistance program can help to retain good employees. Why would you want to help those awful druggie employees keep their jobs when they are awful and it's so shocking that they're able to hold down a job? But hey it's a drug...

I laughed. But maybe the resources were minerals and shit, not food and textiles.

Doesn't Dark side of the moon synch perfectly with pretty much everything?

We coo rite?

Anybody else getting scared to open this thread? It's like opening a fedor spoiler.

Doing drug training for work. They say 75% of drug users are employed and that's just the most terriblest thing evah. I mean, WTF if 75% of drug users can hold a job and not fuck it up, maybe drug use aint as bad as you're making it out to be!

But a BJ was on the table, so he got his nut either way. No suprise here. The only time I fucked on the first date, the condoms were in my truck on the other side of the parking lot when she dragged me into her backseat. Did not pause to go get them. I too have found fat girls tend to suck...

Come at me bro. Do you even lift?

Calling Brahmas kids little N-words is not popping off at the mouth. Popping off at the mouth is a lot further than that. If someone is telling his kids that they're worthless stains on humanity and they're going to follow them home and rape their mother and there's nothing they can do about...

This is rerolled, there's only so much growing up you can expect.

Not gunna watch the 1 hour review, but I assume it's an hour of him jerking off. The only thing I'm curious about is whether he edged for an hour or was it multiple orgasms. Also, if multiple, did he cut away till he was ready to go again or do we see him getting juiceboxes and shit.

chopped off your right hand?

What is mish sex? For the BJs, have you asked her to switch up her technique when you get to the edge? Go harder, softer, bite it, hum, anything. Changeups are usually what sets me off. Also, have her put a finger in your ass. Even if you don't like it, it will be like punishment for...

Hey didn't we tell him to do that? Awesome.

Have your suer contact me if they want character witnesses.

D : Asshole and it's an awesome idea. I hope it's not true it was actually banned. Side note, in Texas the law doesn't require front licence plates be right side up. It only says they must be visible and readable. If it is true, I'm thinking that's what happened.

1. I was trying to reconcile the 2. 2. Maybe people just assumed it was 'cuz old' if they didn't know whatever sneaky thing Mike did to him.