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  1. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    J your wife knows what capri looks like, right? If all of this is true, there's a very good chance of capri pulling a long island lolita all over her face. Better make sure she knows to run if she ever sees skeletor approaching her. You said you had contacted her since you officially broke it...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Trust me, it's so ridiculous that it's nowhere near being a spoiler. It's more likely that snoke and mas canata are brother / sister.
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    Who the fuck greenlights these Adam Sandler movies?

    I'd put midsomer or cabot cove up against wherever longmire is from.
  4. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    it took you 10 minutes to type that?
  5. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Because they changed the point values.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Not only that but the lead mod based on how active he is.
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    Better Call Saul

    Never heard of that. It sounds lazy and counterproductive towards building rich worlds. That being said, the tape probably doesn't apply to that principal because it's not just a prop. He's definitely going to try to use it, the only question is how important it will be.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I thought you said she had a flat ass.
  9. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    From teh gif thread, but Johnny, is this you in the club?
  10. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

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    Better Call Saul

    Pretty sure the writers are reading this thread looking for ideas. At least, that's how I'm choosing to play it.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Do any browns fans post here? I want to personally thank them for the way their team fleeced the eagles.
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    ReRolled's SJW Thread Primer

    eye c wut u did thar
  14. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I think you're forgetting it's all in his head. He can hold out as long as he thinks he needs to and just collapse at the end of every day.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I didn't know they talked with those funny accents in Good Will Hunting. I really need to see that.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Do we really think a QB picked #2 in the draft will sit for 2 years? Serious question because I don't keep up with other teams well enough to know this answer, but when was the last time a QB picked in the top 5 sat for 2 years? 1 year? Edit: a QB who wasn' a bust from day 1 that is. JFF...
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    1. Precognition is a force power. 2. Obviously it's possible for people to figure things out on their own otherwise no one would have ever figured out how to 'use' force powers. 3. Anakin was a lot younger than Rey. There aren't many untrained force sensitive people at all to look at...
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    Better Call Saul

    Maybe we won't get it, but IMO, the shows where they did that (saving the kids from tuco, getting the drug dealer off, running the scams with Todd back home, running scams with Kim) were the best. So I hope they go back to that well often even if it's not a scam of the week show.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's the official reason as documented in the mod forum, right?
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I figured the force avatar stuff came from comic books so I looked it up. It was fanfic. Not only is it not canon, it's not even old canon. For fuck's sake the shit revolves around the zodiac. They're saying anakin and darth bane were both gemini. In other words, calm your tits, she's not a...
  22. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I think you underestimate the distances involved or overestimate how far car horns carry. Or maybe both. Didn't you notice that mike, from where he was, barely heard the car horn going off?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Why did hodj lose his moderator status?
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Kinda surprised there weren't nergasms over jonah hex. I didn't know who he was until i looked him up, but I don't read comic books like a lot of you guys do.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    What did she become? It wasn't abeloth was it? I always felt I was missing part of that story.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Where are the pics?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've told my wife "Good night baby, I love you" every night before I went to bed since we've been married. It might have started before. When I'm away, it's done with an an email or text. But, I don't expect a response because she's the one who likes that shit, not me. People respond to...
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    Your guilty pleasure movies

    When I was young, I never could figure out if the beastmaster was supposed to be blind. Something about the way he acted. Honestly, it's been so long since I've seen it, I can't say for sure even now. Also, LOL at the ferrets showing up when they said he was a great lover in the trailer.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Time to continue my lessons in druggie whore terminology. WTF is a set? I thought it was drugs, but how can they be closed or sat upon? Then I thought you meant seats at the bookstore, but that doesn't make sense in context. Seriously, who could it have been? What info was in the letter...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is when she's going to tell you she has a dick. I don't know how you've been fucking her for so long and not noticed. So basically yeah go hear her out. Unless you'd commit suicide when you found out about the dick. It's almost like all chicks are crazy or something.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    It's harvested by prisoners of all races. Or species, or what the fuck ever.
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    The Blacklist

    Betting it is. Probably collusion between the doctor and that woman with the man's name i can never remember. Doc gave her some drug (that probably only exists in movies and TV) to make her look dead to get away from red. At least I assume it's to get away from red. No way they can keep...
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    What tickles your pickle

    Played magic the gathering for the first time ever last night against my wife and daughter. Daughter had started playing recently and my wife was a player from way back. Wife had lost her cards in a fire but decided to start building decks again when the girl got interested. So they talked me...
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    The Flash

    Thanks bro. And now that I'm catching up on Legends and Arrow, I see the promos saying the next one is coming up this week.
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    The Flash

    What was the last episode they showed? Last one I saw was when he went back in time to get Thawne's help. Seems like I shoulda had 2 new shows since then, and I think there have been 2 arrows.
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    Better Call Saul

    Is it called astrochuk'd when you ask a question and someone politely answers? Sounds like an overall pleasant experience. And here I thought you guys hated him. Next question, when was that? Was it the day of the hearing?
  37. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Wolfen thought the PGT was his and didn't want girls he thought were ugly in it. J49 actually has a reasonable claim to this thread (and the 2 others that preceded it).
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I should try to sign up and see if they let me in. They might have special IP traces that detect racial purity.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here's my source Beer Calories, Wine and Alcohol Calorie and Carbs | Get Drunk Not Fat Most of the wine's I see are in the 150 range. All the the straight liquors I see are in the 90's. That's 50% more calories for wine. I'm not comparing anything to beer because, as has been said, it...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    mkay. when you read it pls give us an executive summary here.