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  1. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Isn't that your usual date with smack whores Bragon? I know that's what I do with them every single time.
  2. Hoss

    First World Problems

    My gums start bleeding a week before my dental appt. They did the same thing last time and I think the time before. The hygeniest tells me my gums are bleeding too much and i need to floss. I tell her I do floss, but they started bleeding a week ago for no reason I can see. No change in my...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Took my truck to the dealership for a check engine light. The code said it was a fault in the computer and only dealerships can reprogram the computers. Service Advisor calls me back and says it's basically a timer that has expired and threw the fault code. It's not affecting performance or...
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    The Flash

    I think the man in the mask is jay too, or at least the same actor. But is it possible the purpose of the mask is because he has some powers that are activated by speaking? For instance, earlier in the thread someone mentioned a speedster who had to recite the speed formula.
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    Future First Family and Hot Protesters Thread

    You can get that look temporarily without surgery. I'm talking things like spraying them with water or getting them cold. They look like they've been sprayed in that picture. Might be some movie makeup tricks they can use too.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Looking at it that way there's no difference. The conversions are a non factor because they don't have to be done in your head. Don't give me that bullshit about memorizing conversion rates. You should have leanred at your first job that life is an open book test and you can use any...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    "Walked" is not the imperial equivalent to the metric "landed".
  8. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    She's like twice his target age.
  9. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    You continue to misunderstand (is it on purpose). I mock the necessity of doing that calculation in your head. Not mocking some random theoretical math question at all. Metric is not superior to people who grew with and understand imperial measurements. I know how long feet and inches are...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Big difference between doing a calculation and having to do a calculation in your head. I'm an engineer. Engineer >> chemist when it comes to math. Out of curiosity, what math is required for chemistry? It's an honest question, not trying to imply chemists don't use math. Just in the...
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Didn't realize Zeke was gay. I heard there was another openly gay dude in the draft this year but didn't remember his name. Hopefully he's not a bust like sams.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    I'm an episode behind but I guess it doesn't matter since we're not talking a lot about the show. I wanna know 2 things though. 1. How did the pilgrim get kylo ren jedi powers? Is that technology or is she magic? 2. Is rip always this much of a dumbass in the comic books? If they don't...
  13. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I thought they activated it with vibrations. Maybe those vibrations mimiced the natural frequency of inhumans. Or maybe I'm doing some The Flash crossover fiction in my head.
  14. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I don't understand any of this. What's the bakken? What's a greaser? Why would the job provide access to dick and not drugs?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    You lead an interesting life my friend that you need to do calculations about how fast a feather falls on the moon in your head. And by interesting I mean probably not interesting. It's OK if you're bad at math dude. Just say so and I'll agree metric is better for you.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Rustles my jimmies when people jerk off in the bathroom and don't clean up after themselves. I can handle a little urine on the seat, but there are lines and they have been crossed.
  17. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You're giving up on her just like everyone in her life. Everyone except Johnny.
  18. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Will they try to say hyperdrive technology has advanced to allow this/
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    See? That's what I'm saying. The only argument anyone seems to have is that it's easier. When you can math good it's already easy enough. When did romans stop using roman numerals? Not familiar with the history on that.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Disappointed his 6k post didn't include dindu or cuck
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Cheap way for johnny to find out. Also, I said community college. Of course they have classes on meth cooking. Why does no one seem to realize I said community college?
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know if you know this, but the manager schtick is an old sales tactic called passing off. That manager isn't a manager. The salesmen act like managers for each other. I'm pretty sure they all have manager in their title these days. Floor manager, sales manager, finance manager, etc...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Community college. If you can't do math, then fuck it, don't do math. Community colleges generally have a variety of classes available that she might find interesting. You don't need math as a pre-req for art history, or diesel mechanic, or whatever. I'm not thinking she'll get a degree in...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    As bad as he is, I would propose that he should never ever have to use spoiler tags ever. Even if it's shit he's seen any spoilers he's likely to give will be shit that didn't really happen. This forum needs crazy tags. If we had that I'd say every one of his posts should automatically use them.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bought a car last night and had a number of jimmy rustles all centered around the salesman being a dumbass. This was a used car, but it was from a big dealership, not one of those used car lots. The car was as-is no warranty, but there were things not working that the dealership had just...
  26. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Metric is more efficient for people bad at math.
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    Archer

    Mallory was the real story this episode.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    lol when did the definition of spoiler get changed to include the fever dreams of a lunatic?
  29. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Sending her to college would be (or could be) that dramatic thing. Look man, he cares for this girl. It may not work, but fuckit, community college aint that expensive, so it's worth a shot. That's why I added the caveats that he pay for it directly and that she keeps her grades up. That way...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    This was probably your point, but the article says NASA has been using the metric system since 1990. I don't think we've done anything but crash into the moon since then. Definitely no manned landings.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The end is nigh. The picassos are lying down with the dirks.
  32. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    To be clear, most of the people who said you'd die of aids or be stabbed by a pimp were wishing, not predicting. In my case, I'm more worried than anything else. I wouldn't call it a prediction, just advising you to take some simple precautions. Make sure your wife knows what capri looks like...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    About 10 years ago I saw a stretch of highway that had been adopted by the local chapter of the KKK. Never saw anyone with a hood out there picking up litter, but it was a clean section of highway.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The myth that cars dont' need to warm up was started by car manufacturers who want to sell you a new car more often. I don't actually know what or who tubgirl is either. I see enough references to her to know I don't wanna know. And BOOM your transmission falls out tomorrow. That's why I don't...
  35. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    she's definitely going to try to kill your wife.
  36. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Hey here's something i can't believe no one has thought of. I bet saul could claim he was just saying anything to calm down his crazy brother.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Forget how wrong a couple of you are about the necessity of letting the engine warm up, your first job as the driver should be the get the fucking AC on. Where the fuck do you people live that that's not drilled into you from the first day you get your learner's permit?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Moon Moon? My Gordon Ramsey insult is Moon Moon? WTF!
  39. Hoss

    Welcome Destron

    How do you know about destron? She hasn't posted yet.
  40. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I think you missed that his wife was telling him she had typed those messages previously and then didn't send. i think it was right after she tried to make nice with him while he was being dense and not realizing it. Well played.