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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I saw that shit in the theater! PeeWee really hams it up.
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    Young Washington (2026)

    I've had it happen when calling someone like a friend who I hadn't talked to in a bit, and it's "dude, I was about to call you today". It's pretty weird but cool when shit like that happens.
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    The Beast in Me

    There was an old 80s B horror movie called The Beast Within, it even had a sequel. Post apocalyptic world where the monster men were gettin the goods. They were pretty fucked up movies if you were a kid.
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    Young Washington (2026)

    I haven't seen it since renting it on VHS after it came out when I was a kid. I remember it being pretty fun though. His Reckless Kelly movie is also a blast from the past. I need to rewatch both. Plus, Dr.Retarded is everywhere, yet nowhere.
  5. Dr.Retarded

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    Thanks, I'll have to check this one out.
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    The Banished (2024)

    Ok, just finished this slog. It's pretty low budget, and it's trying to be an Australian Hereditary maybe, but on a shitty budget. Has a few decent elements like the B-roll scenery and the score, but that's not worth the 1.5 hours you'll never get back. Just a lot of wandering around in the...
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    The Secret World

    Yeah, our little group played beta and bought the game. Think I got my copy from Best Buy. Probably in a box somewhere in my garage.
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    Young Washington (2026)

    Man, I was hoping for a movie like... I remember when he added bubbles to beer!
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    The Secret World

    Yeah I would doubt there's any support for it. I wonder if there are still people even playing on it? I'm able to log into my Legends account, and I'm pretty sure my password is the same, but I guess I'll find out at some point.
  10. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Maybe the dad is experimenting on him like Pierce Brosnan did on the monkey in the lawnmower man? Perhaps the dad was such a fan of the film, he was trying to create his very own Cybo-Man, but the experiment goes horribly wrong.
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    The Secret World

    That's what I figured I just haven't clicked on that one link to try to download it yet. Was maybe going to try to get into my account this weekend. Think I was still in Transylvania. Never did any of the Japan content, plus a handful of the different adventure expansions that they had like...
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    The Secret World

    Does it require a subscription to play on the original server still, or is it free? I didn't do the lifetime sub when I bought the game originally.
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Good Lord, that looks hilarious. I'm going to have to watch it. Project X was still the best chimpanzee movie, and also the beginning of The Lawnmower Man.
  14. Dr.Retarded

    The Banished (2024)

    Cool, I'll have to watch it this evening.
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    Send Help (2026)

    Gill nets you drop down like a wall, fish get their gills or fins caught. Big nets on like a shrimp boat encircle the shrimp or fish, scoop them up from the water column. That's why you always see you video of shrimp boats bringing it over the deck and then dumping everything out usually nice...
  16. Dr.Retarded

    TRON: Ares

    Yeah, but it wasn't exactly a knock it out of the park movie, so the suits probably considered it a bomb.
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    Warhammer Quest: Darkwater

    Is this like Heroe's Quest? I remember getting that game for Christmas. That, and that game I think it was called Battle Hammer that had like a giant 6x6 plastic roll out battle map man was basically order versus chaos. Those were some fun times as a kid and I think got me in the playing...
  18. Dr.Retarded

    The Simpsons Movie 2 (2027)

    I never saw the movie. I used to watch the show all the time and I guess back in middle school and high school, Fox used to play an hour of The Simpsons I think starting at 5:00. I'd my VHS tapes ready to record both episodes daily, and I'm recording the new episode on Sunday. I think I had...
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    The Secret World

    I think you have to have an old install if I'm not mistaken to actually play the original servers. I think I might have an old hard drive with that installation, but I haven't tried to resurrect it.
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    The Secret World

    Still one of the greatest MMOs... I don't remember what server we were playing on back in the day, but if you ran into Sissy Boy Slap Party, and The Penetrator beat your ass down in Fusang Valley with swords and chaos magic, that was me! I had a build where I could take on a group of at least...
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    Predator: Badlands

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    Him (2025)

    The last story was pretty good just from an over the top standpoint. Really only a couple that were decent. If you've seen the others, it's worth watching, but it's not the best.
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    The Chair Company

    I hadn't ever seen anything of his in the past other than clips posted here occasionally, so was going in pretty blind. I think I saw the RLM guys talk about it briefly. Just enjoyed it because it go so absurd and out there. The finale where he was going to go out for ice cream and then...
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    The Chair Company

    I watched that movie he did with Paul Rudd the other day, actually got a few chuckles out of me. I'll probably check this out.
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    Him (2025)

    Two shorts in, first was bad, second was ok, but nothing write home about. The mid segment story seems interesting. The chilli is definitely better.
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    Peacemaker

    Man, No Escape is such a great movie. Two of the greatest scenes ever. The pool tryout and the finale. I think I watch it once a year.
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    Him (2025)

    Was gonna watch the VHS movie this evening between making pot of chilli. Will report back...on the chilli... And the movie 😉
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    Him (2025)

    Are we talking shitty rap music? If so, I think the movie will forever remain a mystery to me, I don't really consider any of that stuff to be music.
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    Him (2025)

    So the football movie is worth checking out?
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    Him (2025)

    I like the VHS films, but I'm also a sucker for anthologies. I think I've seen all of them and I didn't realize there was a new one out. I want to say the second and third are probably the best, and I don't remember much about the fourth and 5th. Hell I don't even know how many there are...
  31. Dr.Retarded

    The Resurrected

    It's worth a watch. I think the lady was from Charles in Charge! It's just a fun Lovecraft B movie.
  32. Dr.Retarded

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I swear, if you rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm ought of here....😉
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I really don't understand anybody who buys a console nowadays other than if they have kids. PC has always been the master race.
  34. Dr.Retarded

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    I was honestly surprised at how much I enjoyed a rewatch. Like I said I saw it in the theater because one of my buddies really wanted to go see it, and we loved it at the time, because back then it was top of the line special effects. It's a good movie, and I makes you care about the...
  35. Dr.Retarded

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    They both grew up Mormons but then I guess abandoned their retarded Church because of aliens. I agree that they're atheists at this point, but you got to at least understand that humor started from their religion. Can I watch Orgasmo. I want to say that's probably their first movie except I...
  36. Dr.Retarded

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    I used to use Fancy Pants as an alternate name for one of my characters in UO. Have you got a goddamn energy bolt from Fancy Pants, you knew you were fucked. If you weren't murdered out in the wild, your house was getting robbed. Unfortunately I didn't make him black.
  37. Dr.Retarded

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    I saw Reign of Fire in the theater back in the day, and I rewatched it maybe a month or so ago. Even though the CGI is a little dated, it's still a fantastic movie. Just refreshing to see something original. I'm honestly shocked you've never seen Labyrinth before. I watched it multiple...
  38. Dr.Retarded

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    I haven't watched that shit since college. I actually did see the movie during Christmas vacation in the theater. I also have a copy of Orgazmo and Baseketball on DVD. I like Trey and Matt's work, but never forget they're Mormons, but after 20 years of South Park I could give a shit...