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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Companion (2025)

    Man for some weird reason this thread popped back up, but I didn't see a new post, but I guess somehow I accidentally ignored you. That's probably AI is fucking with me. I pretty much agree with your sentiments on the movie though. It was okay but I fell asleep about halfway through, and had...
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    A House of Dynamite (2025)

    Well there was one in the diner, maybe it gets nuked, I don't know I haven't seen the movie. Didn't John Leguizamo play a tranny with Blade and St.Swayze, patron saint of bouncers?
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    A House of Dynamite (2025)

    Holy shit, it's got one of the Trilams, the police chief from RoboCop, the villain from Cobra, and I think one of the bounty hunters from Critters. Plus there's a Cuban tranny! I think I'm going to have to watch this.
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    A Song of Ice and Fire (Released Spoilers)

    Thought this was good for a laugh. ChatGPT came up with a 'Game of Thrones' sequel idea. Now, a judge is letting George RR Martin sue for copyright infringement.
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    Weapons (2025)

    I thought it was pretty good. Enjoyed the segways between each of the main characters. Is it the greatest horror movie I've seen recently, no, but this guy is at least proving to be a competent director, and at least he's putting out some original stuff. Hopefully his films keep getting...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    She was always pretty hot, remember her in Vision Quest and Jade. She really did kind of disappear.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    How dare you, I saw that shit in the theater! It was gloriously hilarious. Anthrax apparently did the music. I think that was Carpenters second to last movie, I never saw The Ward.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    @Gavinmad is right, cut it into steaks, and leave that in glorious fat. You could make a nice chimichurri to go with it as a condiment. Maybe make some black beans and fragrant rice, grill some corn or some other veggies. Should be a great meal.
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    IT: Welcome to Derry

    My mom used to tell my sister and I that if we wandered around in the grocery store parking lot, we'd get run over by a car. She would point at oil spots on the ground and in different parking spaces, and told us that was a kid that got run over for not listening to their parents. Sometimes...
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    IT: Welcome to Derry

    I don't know man, it was pretty bad. I mean I don't even remember anybody mentioning that this was coming out, and if I had a hazard I guess it's because they know it's a pile of shit, so that just kind of slipped it in under the radar with not a lot of media hype. Whatever, though. I'll...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I thought it was a fun little sci-fi movie. Honestly surprised they were able to get the cast they had.
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    IT: Welcome to Derry

    This was pretty bad. Was surprised by the ending a bit. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't It go into hibernation every 30 something years or whatever? Wasn't the original story set in the late 50s. The timeline is all wonky. And is Major Hanlon supposed to be Mike's dad? We did get...
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    IT: Welcome to Derry

    Ain't gonna lie, I'd tune in weekly to Surf Dracula, especially if it had some bitching surf rock. Maybe he teams up with the Creature from the Black Lagoon. It's like a Magnum PI show, and the Creature is his version of AJ, and maybe Abraham Van Helsing is Higgins.
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    The Long Walk (2025)

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    A House of Dynamite (2025)

    Join me in my summoning ritual!
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    Chess Arena - 40 player chess battle royale

    I just remember getting a cheap ass chess set for Christmas one year and my dad teaching me how to play, and then he got a copy of battle chess for the computer, and I would play it for hours. I'm no chess wizard by any stretch of the imagination, but I loved that game. Part of the fun was...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Yeah I don't even remember anything about the second one because I think I blocked it out of my memory with it being so horrendous. The first one is still amazing. Like I downloaded the soundtrack off of Napster back in college. Also, I'll have a Coke....
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    Chess Arena - 40 player chess battle royale

    Nothing will ever top the true OG...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    It's like a monster made of cardboard boxes and garbage bags. I can't even tell what the hell I'm looking at. Thanks for taking one for the team.
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Still one of the greatest movie songs ever....
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    The Booze has begun - DRUNK GAMING WEEKEND!

    So I looked to get what used to be available, a five key bundle for Friday the 13th, but apparently they don't sell it on any platforms from now on. I think there was some issue with licensing or whatever. Pretty fucking gay. Honestly figured that would be one of the most fun ways to do a...
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    Deathstalker (2025)

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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I just got done watching Psycho Goreman, and it was amazing. Just a fun movie, and perfect for Halloween type stuff. I honestly don't think I've had that much fun watching a movie in a long time.
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    Ball x pit

    Am I the only one who clicked on the thread and maybe thought this game was going to be some sort of or horror survival simulator where you play a kid at like a Chuck e cheese, but somehow you go into the ball pit and are teleported through a doorway to hell during some kid's birthday party?
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    Superman: Legacy (2025)

    I watched it when I came up on Max or whatever the hell, and I would honestly prefer Zod and Superman destroying all of Metropolis. I'm honestly kind of pissed because we won't ever get to see the post-apocalyptic shit from the last Snyder movie. I think at least it would have been interesting.
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    Ninja Gaiden 4 looks shitty

    I guess I didn't see his review of that stupid game, but maybe I need to watch it. I still think he does a pretty good job reviewing stuff, but he definitely has gotten to the point where he's getting paid to go to studios and getting free copies and all that jazz, and I have to fast forward...
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    Sherlock

    My wife and I will occasionally watch various shows together, and this is one of our favorites that we would enjoy over dinner. I really liked it, it's just fun TV.
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    The Booze has begun - DRUNK GAMING WEEKEND!

    What game? I think I need to reinstall discord. I don't remember what the hell my God damn login for the server is
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    The Booze has begun - DRUNK GAMING WEEKEND!

    What are you playing? Friday the 13th? My wife just brought me home a bottle of rye.
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    Salvable

    I honestly don't think he's that bad of an actor. I saw a movie I guess earlier this year The Peanut Butter Falcon, where he plays a coonass, and goes on a Huckleberry Finn like adventure with a kid with the downs. It was actually a pretty heartwarming movie, and I was surprised at how much I...
  31. Dr.Retarded

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    First half was good, then you take a trip to crazy town. I kind of want to see the next one just to see what the hell's going to happen and if it's going to be even more retarded.
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Hell yeah, looks like they're doing The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf with Reb Brown based on the still!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, you either like the victorinox grip or you don't. I just remember my brother got one many moons ago when we were both up in Charleston. I was still using my cutco, but then after going to his house and cooking on the weekend and using his, I promptly ordered a three blade set. I just...
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    Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines sequel? Remake?

    I remember that show! It was pretty good 90s stuff.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, it's hefty enough for a Michael Meyers killing spree.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Dude just jump on Amazon and get an 8 inch victorinox chef. Even if you decide you don't like it you can always send it back, but I guarantee you you probably will or at least use it to just do rough vegetable prep or chopping up meat. Hell Black Friday is coming up soon and I think they...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I learned how to use them, I just found over the years as my knife skills got better, I just preferred a different type of handle. Those are just kind of weird. I use it French chef knife for predominantly most of the stuff that I do, and after the stupid plastic handle broke, I just threw it...