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You just needed to code it better. Did it say "WIFE GOES ON THE RAG TODAY" Try "Tell Mrs Wombat she's pretty"

It wasn't seinfeld? I don't recall if he called her bangmaid, but he definitely had one at one point. ??? You sure that's not the ghost of gravy? I think most of us assumed he looked something like this back when we thought he was black.

I always have them withhold the max on taxes because I've always said the first time I have to physically write those blood suckers a check is going to be the year we have a shootout at the old hoss compound. I just sold a house that wasn't my primary residence so we'll see if I'm all talk.

I can polish off a fifth of patron in a night and still walk around. The trick is to warm up with a few long island ice teas first. Yes, it's rot gut shit but cheap. So it's pretty much what everyone drank when they were poor High School / College kids. It's also why tequila gets a bad wrap...

I only remember a flag football game with superbowl legends. But then, I never realized the skills competition was part of the pro bowl so maybe I just missed it. I always saw it months later on ESPN2 right before Beach Volleyball.

No idea what the licbro allows, but I second moogalak's suggestion. When I drink, I get a glass of patron silver and sip on it. One thing I learned about tequila is that you can make shitty tequila better by making it cold. So, for example, get a bottle of the good stuff and keep a bottle of...

Release date is Feb 12th, right? I was at a little podunk theater last night and they're showing it on Feb 11. I'm not even talking about a midnight showing, it's going to be at 7 and 9 PM. I can't figure out how they have the stroke to get the movie early unless they're just part of a big...

TBH, I would expect them to be more upset at the theft of her life story.

I was distracted by how they stole lamar's story. They could have made her real name hedy lamar or something.

Moon Moon? My fucking stormtrooper name is Moon Moon?

But that's been answered. If you jump in random directions there's a chance you will jump into a sun or black hole or something deadly like that.

I laughed at that too. I assumed column would be spooging about it. Am disappoint. Chuck, oliver is shooting arrows right on the vulcan nerve pinch point. That's why they're getting knocked out.

Got this text yesterday along with everyone else on my account Hoss Family, If you trade in your existing phones (good condition or cracked) and get the Droid Turbo 2, you'll pay nothing for the phone or your accessories (case, vehicle charge, screen protector etc). It's a great trade in...

This is not the place for this complaining. Please take it elsewhere.

I've never messed with live videos before. Are they always this shitty and unreliable? Everytime he does a new one I get nothing.

That's not how a helicopter blade spins.

I thought he died over a decade ago.

But he can only do it with junkie whores .... Oh wait, he should be fine. Actually, he might have missed his window. He's not able to get it up for an audience anymore.

I'm with ya there. It was so much better when it was like a month after the superbowl. It helped to ease me into the off-season. It used to be almost as much a must watch as the SB itself, but now I have no interest in it. I also think they need to give the players a reason to play in the...

abnormal != medical problem.

I asked the same question and was told 'about 50 bucks' The only other thing I was able to gather was that it was cocaine. Valorath is probably right since he sold coke too.

/raises hand I met a couple of dope heads one day while I was helping a stripper move. Her brother had sent these guys over and was paying them with a tweener. After our first break they nicknamed me dirty after we talked about how I'd licked that stripper's ass. Dirty Motherfucker. I got...

You like them slightly below average? I guess it's easy to hurt a butthole.

Here ya go Cad, but why the fuck do you want this as an avatar?

I believe it was stated that mods couldn't be shawed, so he had to remove the modship first. Why are some of the individual seat threads locked and others not?

I thought Starship Troopers was the starcraft movie. I never saw the sequel, but I assumed the protoss eventually showed up.

Nice choice of avatar Mrs G.

Lifelong broncos fan checking in and wondering when they did away with the intentional grounding penalty.

Apparently I learned more about genetics in High School biology than he learned in his study of internal medicine. Or maybe English is a 3rd or 4th language for Dr Rachna Panda. Either way, on it's face the assertion that a child's DNA would come from something other than it's parents is...

The no kill rule was just one small part of his entire thesis. Even if we deleted the 50% of it that was questionable it wouldn't completely invalidate the comparison he was trying to make. At least as far as I can remember his point. I do have the second worst memory on the forum.

Royal, which seat do you want? The mod team needs a pornstrodamus in it's ranks.

I see it now, thanks for the pic. Couldn't find it last night. But who said the stuff about the genes? The genes inherited may not be the parents genes? That's pretty fucking retarded.

Someone explain the relationship with the professor. He straight up said she was his mom, but was hawkman supposed to be his dad? The picture they showed of him at the world's fair was 2 light skinned black people with a very dark baby. I didn't look closely enough to check if the man was...

Really? You should watch the entire first season. "You have failed this city." Not only has he killed plenty, but in the latest episode lance even made a reference to him going back to dropping bodies. If that's too long ago for you then just watch the last fucking episode. He's killing...

I thought we saw the black goop eat someone in agents of shield. And no, I'm not talking about the monolith either. Can't remember the episode, but I think it was a former shield scientist that coulson was trying to save who let it eat him in order to control it. Or something like that. I...

It wasn't great, but there's never been a series that didn't get better after the pilot. So I'm in at least until they take a break.

you had me at unlimited tuco negs

2.5 years of that year could be called 'good' modding.

Yeah, that's why I didn't finish it. First page had a question that was too stupid to even respond to.

If you added up Johnny's and his hoor's incomes, would they be more than his wife's?