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When I first saw that last night, I'd have been Commando Vagina, and my wife woulda been Red Semen. Are those band names or super hero names? Pic unrelated. The flashbang bra always makes me laugh. i guess the bigger your tits, the bigger the gun you can carry?

Apparently the stupid people are whatever persuasion abefrohman is.

Real Sex was all kinds of awesome. I wish they'd bring it back so I can learn about more crazy shit like pony play. I don't even care if half the nekkid women were horrid looking and you'd be lucky to get one good looking woman per episode who might not even get naked. It's always the saggy...

So manning is fresh for the playoffs and not beat up by a long season.

My fix was skinemax late night. They had classic film series like Lady Chatterly, Happy Hooker, and Emanuele.

Yeah, they definitely noted that the dark side was clouding everything and their ability to sense things had been diminished.

Either I was robbed by only watching on basic cable, or you guys were robbed by being distracted by titties.

OK, but nothing on the show has indicated that, it's just from general flash lore. Got it. Thanks.

I know what you mean, I go through the same thing with people who want to change the name of Accidental Discharges into Negligent Discharges. The only point those people and your roommate have in their favor is that we don't really know the intent of the person who caused it. Maybe it was on...

You should go to some comic book conventions. Plenty of harley's running around and most of them have low enough self esteem that they're quite fuckable.

I just reread the last page of this thread and saw the speculation on the grave. Best guess is still that it's barry's son if it's not faked, but if it was, why wasn't his mom there?

Looked like it to me too. I didn't notice that the first time around. I thought it might be a fake death. If it was felicity's mom, why was felicity hiding in the limo while he and barry visited the grave? For some reason, I coulda swore we saw the name on the tombstone before the break and...

Wally west is a speedster too? Or was ganthorn talking about a different wally? I hope Patty doesn't go away either. I really like how she's quick to start shooting. Even if everyone she shoots is a meta and it doesn't hurt them. I don't get how the turtle figured out Flash treasured her...

Regardless of opinions on who is hotter, Eli's wife (Abbey McGrew) doesn't look like she puts out. This is the face of a woman who sucked her last dick the night before the wedding. Giselle looks like she asks for anal regularly.

If Ezra is snoke, he will probably be the one redeemed instead of that emo fucktard. Wait, ezra is an emo fucktard too. But he's younger and not nearly as bad.

Oh yeah, now I remember. I still say it was mostly for being a pats* fan and a little bit because your team beat his team.

wtf does coffee/potam scam mean? I'm pretty sure you were shawed for being a patriots* fan.

I beg to differ

I heard on the radio this morning that in every single Brady v Manning game ever played (this includes pey pey and eli); brady is always the biggest asshole but goes home and fucks the hottest chick.

Must be because I saw all of them on TBS. They're so tame I couldn't even tell where they'd cut anything other than an occasional word.

Yeah, I hate to say it, but she didn't seem all that crazy for a hot chick. In that trailer at least. Wasn't she crazier in the first one? Amen. Big production company like that oughta be able to hire a real sorcerer to get some real magic going on instead of that horrible CGI shit.

i had to look up double impact. I didn't know van dam made r rated movies.

How? Shqot? How is that an auto-correct fail? Or are you bitching because you turned it off? Headed to urban dictionary now to see if shqot is a thing.

I guess that means I'm a good one.

This is the second time someone has tried to get info on J49's mother. Was it you last time too dirk? That shit's creepy.

I know what you mean. I wish I had a dollar for every time I told my wife No, she cannot go straight to blowing me, I need some foreplay first. The difference is, I'm being serious. Get up here and gimme some kissy kissy before your breath smells like dick, and get dem titties out. I mean...

Then his last words to us were a couple days earlier. "And I'm white, I promise." would make a good battle cry. Are there any battles that need fighting?

Keg was infracted for saying gangs of new york was a piece of shit, wasn't he?

notice you didn't argue either the pedantry or unfunniness of it.

Any woman who claims to have taken 3 dicks on saturday night is lying unless she's got video proof.

What day did he finally pass on? I think your announcement post was at 12:05 AM my time.

They just don't talk about it in sunday school dumbass.

Since there's only 1 banner and limited time, I imagine it'll be a bidding type situation. You might even win the bid and then only get to keep it up till someone comes along sand bids higher.

Being pedantic about a misspelling isn't all that humorous.

Hahahahahaha you're an idiot. I think you mean OLD couples, and even at that they probably just wouldn't tell a surveyor about it.