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  1. Dr.Retarded

    *warning* Do not accept DMs/click links from Hatorade on Steam until he verifies he still controls the account

    That was such a good sketch comedy. They even had jet packs. Not quite Mr.Show or The WKUK, but definitely up there. You could always donate your ass pennies to The Little Donny Foundation.
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    Alien: Earth

    I thought I wanted to punch my monitor when I watched that last episode, but I think I wanted to punch it even more watching that fucking dipshit. It's not that he's wrong about some stuff but he's just so goddamn punchable. I don't understand how somebody can watch somebody like that...
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    Alien: Earth

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    Alien: Earth

    Jesus it's not about the powerfulness of the stupid protopulse rifle, but the fact that you've got all these highly trained commandos not blasting away at a goddamn monster wanting at them. I mean what the hell. Like I said earlier I'm pretty sure there was a dude with a fucking smart gun, or...
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    The Joe Abercrombie Thread

    She's probably the one protagonist out of all of his first six books that I hated the most. She's just a horrible person who doesn't have any sort of redemption arc. Everything is simply revenge, and she gets it, but she's not better for it. Logan at least can walk off into the sunset despite...
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    Alien: Earth

    This has gotten to the point where it's so hilariously bad and Goofy, it's entertaining but not for the right reasons. I think I did see a smart gun though, but unfortunately nothing got blasted. I just find it funny that everybody's got weapons and nobody ever shoots anything. Wendy and her...
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    Jacob's Ladder (1990)

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    Jacob's Ladder (1990)

    The remake! 😉 It's a fantastic movie. I remember the first time I saw it when I was fairly young and it freaked the hell out of me.
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    Jacob's Ladder (1990)

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    Monster: The Ed Gein Story

    I just remember seeing it over at one of my best friends places back when we were in college one evening. I think we were just barbecuing and having a few beers and found it somewhere on his pirated cable. When I said it was fucked up, I mean it from a standpoint of it's both serious and...
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    Alien: Earth

    I don't mind Wendy so much, but my theory is she'll end up controlling the aliens, so that makes her the enemy because she's talking to them. Her brother is probably going to get killed and that's what flips her, and I'm pretty sure I'd mentioned this idea before. It'll probably be how the...
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    Alien: Earth

    Place your bets on tonight's episode! Are we getting the Weyland Yutani amphibious strike team yet gunning everybody down? I'm ready for some smart guns and the whole goddamn cast dying, except maybe the brother, Marrow, and Kirsch.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    These Final Hours is a great movie. You can definitely see On the Beach influences. Another good one for end of the world character dramas is I Think We're Alone Now with Peter dinklage. It's worth checking out.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I have both on DVD, and I think they both might be available for free on YouTube. I watched them again earlier this year. They're both good, and the Armand assante one is actually pretty long. I have a feeling maybe it was a two-part miniseries on TV at one point.
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    Miniature Painting

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    Monster: The Ed Gein Story

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    Monster: The Ed Gein Story

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    Monster: The Ed Gein Story

    There's a movie with Steve Railsback about Ed Gein that came out I think around 2000. It's pretty fucked up movie.
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    Alien: Earth

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    Alpha Gang

    It's fine, I may have been born a decade prior, but it doesn't mean I'm not an old man. My God damn body tells me so....
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    Alpha Gang

    Dude it's worth a watch it's a pretty fun movie. It's late '80s early '90s total schlock, and it's good for the kids. It's just fun Cinema the way movies used to be made.
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    Alien: Earth

    I still remember the kid that I was friends with in school up in South Carolina, and it was him, has little brother, and myself. Their family had a basement that was set up as basically a den. The movie scared the hell out of us but we loved it. The screw that thing is we watched it in the...
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    Alien: Earth

    That would be a pretty serious time jump. I don't doubt that they'll probably end up making another season. Maybe we'll get an idea of what direction it will go after this one. I honestly like the corporate espionage stuff probably the most out of the whole deal, although the imperial guard...
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    Weapons (2025)

    I've never watched margin call, but I have rewatched the other ones you mentioned. They're all great films, and sometimes yours in the mood for a particular type of movie, I can always fall back on the old reliables.
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    Alien: Earth

    Honestly if the show had just been about the spaceship and the crew collecting the specimens for the first season, I think it would have been great. Then at least you could have maybe set up something interesting for Earth.
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    Alien: Earth

    That was probably the best episode of the show, but it was just trying to be Alien until you got the last ten or fifteen minutes, then it just gets stupid. The black scientist lady wasn't exactly not doing dumb shit either. I'm honestly more interested and what all of the other alien...
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    The Joe Abercrombie Thread

    I haven't checked this thread in a while, but I still think the first trilogy is the best, but I do like the follow-up books. Still live not ever gotten around the reading the second two of the second trilogy, and I probably never will. I haven't kept up with him as an author because I just...
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    Mayday

    I remember watching the movie the first time with my dad and the whole Rice Field scene was pretty harrowing. I haven't seen it in a long time, but I thought the movie with pretty faithful to the book if I remember
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    Mayday

    You fuckers are forgetting probably the best downed pilot movie ever...
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    Alpha Gang

    I saw that movie in the theater! Jesus I don't know the last time I have actually seen it. It was pretty great 90s kid stuff. Might need to rewatch it.
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    Weapons (2025)

    Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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    Judgment Day

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    Judgment Day

    Not gonna beat this gem...
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I've got a couple of ships back when it launched originally because my group was doing it and the pedigree was there, but I never really cared about S42. Sure it was a game we were all going to get to play bundled with it, but we were in it for the space pirate MMO angle. I've always thought it...
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    Alien: Earth

    Dude, the first movie is amazing. It's supposed to be slow. I saw it the first time in third grade staying over at a friend's house and his dad took us to Blockbuster and we could pick whatever movie, we grabbed it and rented Jackal for the Nintendo. We were scared shitless, but then being...
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    Cowboy

    I'll watch anything with Ben Foster. Having grown up with horses and rodeo type shit, hopefully this will be good.
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    Batgirl

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    Alien: Earth

    I know some of you guys have been saying that in the alien movies people were retarded, but I don't necessarily think that's the case for at least the first three films. First movie you got them dealing with something they have no knowledge about whatsoever. They're discovering what the hell...
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    Warfare

    Sweet, I'll watch this tonight.